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Thread: Pay'in Your Neighbor to Bang Your Wife

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    Pay'in Your Neighbor to Bang Your Wife


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    Wow, I wouldn't be trying to get her pregnant either, just so I could keep banging her. Kudos to the next door neighbor!

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    "....a total of 72 times"

    LMFAO

    He was prolly spaying all over the room trying to extend his contract.







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    Weird way to find out that you're not the father of your kids

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    He paid the guy?

    What a mook.

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    Nothing in the german media about this. Traute, what a weird name.

    Today names of beauty queens are more like Mandy, Carmen, Cindy, Chantal or Jaqueline.
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    A man's gotta put food on the table.


    Wait...did Frank practice the old adage: If it smells like Traute, pull it oute?

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    Sorry bro I forgot to mention I had a vasectomy.

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    I'm gonna practice the first 100x in the backdoor.

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    72 times in 6 months?

    I can't let my wife see that...unless I photoshop it to years.

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    Flying to Stuttgart next week.

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    What a great story. I really hope it's true. if ot's not, I don't wanna know. Really an everybody wins kind of deal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    What a great story. I really hope it's true. if ot's not, I don't wanna know. Really an everybody wins kind of deal.
    Pretty sure the broads husband ends up in the "loser" column on this one.

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    Only $34.72 per effort! What a deal!!!!

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    Two things I couldn't imagine...

    1) My neighbor offering me $2,500 to bang his hot wife.

    2) Telling my wife what my "second job" is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Pretty sure the broads husband ends up in the "loser" column on this one.

    Agree to disagree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeJet View Post
    72 times in 6 months?

    I can't let my wife see that...unless I photoshop it to years.
    judgin by the pic above, he was highly motivated.

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    This sounds like a movie I saw with Tanya Roberts.

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