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    Dealing with Jehovah Witnesses

    I'm sorry, but I told this woman (Ellie), that I don't want to be saved. I have my own religion, and I don't want to insult hers. She keeps coming back to my house and ringing my doorbell saying that we can all be in Paradise together.

    Today, I answered the door wearing my gasmask and holding my wife's cat. I wanted to have fun with it since she didn't get the hint.

    I don't think she'll be back.

    Any stories from you guys related to this?

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    Answer the door with a 12 gauge, they never come back, I swear.

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    [QUOTE=Apache 51;4350577]Answer the door with a 12 gauge, they never come back, I swear.[/QUOTE]

    I didn't want to get arrested. I have things that are much worse in the house.

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    lol...funny story. My parents are JW's. Easiest way to keep them away is to tell them you were disfellowshipped. You'll never see them again.

    lol...another funny story. JW's showed up at my house this AM too. Haven't had them stop by a house I was living at for 8 years. Me and the GF were still passed out on the pull out sofa after an Ecstasy bender, with YouPorn still on the TV and beer cans everywhere. She answered the door still in pigtails, Mardi Gras beads and a robe :P

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;4350585]lol...funny story. My parents are JW's. Easiest way to keep them away is to tell them you were disfellowshipped. You'll never see them again.

    lol...another funny story. JW's showed up at my house this AM too. Haven't had them stop by a house I was living at for 8 years. Me and the GF were still passed out on the pull out sofa after an Ecstasy bender, with YouPorn still on the TV and beer cans everywhere. She answered the door still in pigtails and Mardi Gras beads :P[/QUOTE]

    Did they still try to talk to her?

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    [QUOTE=John_0515;4350584]I didn't want to get arrested. I have things that are much worse in the house.[/QUOTE]

    Laws Rocket?...............You don't point it at them.

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    [QUOTE=Apache 51;4350592]Laws Rocket?...............You don't point it at them.[/QUOTE]

    Na, think Military-Only small arms.....and other stuff.

    :cool:

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    [QUOTE=John_0515;4350588]Did they still try to talk to her?[/QUOTE]

    lol...the idiots sure did. They babbled on for 5 mins and left her a magazine. I think it got folded up in the couch.

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;4350603]lol...the idiots sure did. They babbled on for 5 mins and left her a magazine. I think it got folded up in the couch.[/QUOTE]

    Unbelievable. Mine tried to talk to me about internet fraud, and how you should be honest at work. Nice concepts. I asked her "are you guys planning something?"

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    I find the idea of people coming to my door to push their religious views on me to be completely repugnant and offensive. I don't try and push my agnosticism of anyone.

    I think a GFY is totally appropriate way to respond though.

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    [QUOTE=brady's a catcher;4350626]I find the idea of people coming to my door to push their religious views on me to be completely repugnant and offensive. I don't try and push my agnosticism of anyone.

    I think a GFY is totally appropriate way to respond though.[/QUOTE]

    She was very nice, and I didn't feel the need to treat her poorly until today. That's probably why I didn't yell at her, or come to the door armed.

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;4350585] Me and the GF were still passed out on the pull out sofa after an Ecstasy bender, with YouPorn still on the TV and beer cans everywhere. [/QUOTE]

    Ah, [I][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Aristocrats[/FONT][/I]!!!



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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;4350585]lol...funny story. My parents are JW's. Easiest way to keep them away is to tell them you were disfellowshipped. You'll never see them again.

    lol...another funny story. JW's showed up at my house this AM too. Haven't had them stop by a house I was living at for 8 years. Me and the GF were still passed out on the pull out sofa after an Ecstasy bender, with YouPorn still on the TV and beer cans everywhere. She answered the door still in pigtails, Mardi Gras beads and a robe :P[/QUOTE]

    Is youporn broadcast in western NY with only fat girls with missing teeth so you all feel normal?

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    I started answering the front door in my underwear. Haven't had a Jehovah's witness on my doorstep in 8 years. :)

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    [QUOTE=dustykeller;4350681]I started answering the front door in my underwear. Haven't had a Jehovah's witness on my doorstep in 8 years. :)[/QUOTE]

    Actually I was going to say the same thing. My wife and I answered the door naked, held it open and invited them in. We told them we were nudists but wouldnt mind hearing their point of view. They politely said they would come back another time.......that was 12 years ago. :D

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    [QUOTE=Jets_Penguin;4350688]Actually I was going to say the same thing. My wife and I answered the door naked, held it open and invited them in. We told them we were nudists but wouldnt mind hearing their point of view. They politely said they would come back another time.......that was 12 years ago. :D[/QUOTE]
    bahahaha! Way to raise the bar, my friend. And getting the wife involved deserves bonus points.

    My wife hates it when i answer the door in my drawers.....some of her work friends (chicks) showed up on my doorstep once, that was a little awkward....for them. :P

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    [QUOTE=Jets_Penguin;4350688]Actually I was going to say the same thing. My wife and I answered the door naked, held it open and invited them in. We told them we were nudists but wouldnt mind hearing their point of view. They politely said they would come back another time.......that was 12 years ago. :D[/QUOTE]

    That's what we call, a keeper. :yes:

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    [QUOTE=John_0515;4350694]That's what we call, a keeper. :yes:[/QUOTE]

    +1

    Although they may have stuck around if he wasnt there too :P

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    At the time I worked nights, my roomie was home at nights. So when the jovies came by during the day, I told them it wasnt for me but, "my roommate was in to that sorta stuff and he is home during the eves", they hounded him for months.

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    [QUOTE=southparkcpa;4350648]Is youporn broadcast in western NY with only fat girls with missing teeth so you all feel normal?[/QUOTE]

    Broadcast?

    I cans see that the inbred rednecks in Charlotte aren't familiar with the internet, are you?

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