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    Going to Disney World, *****es!!

    Client event for a few days. No wife, no kids. Gonna grab Cinderella and Ariel and pull me a Fredo.

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    congrats... my five year old wont stop asking me to take her. unfortunately i cant yet but hopefully by this summer.. :D

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    When you do, don't fly Delta out of JFK. Fackin terminal is a rats nest.

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4376752]When you do, don't fly Delta out of JFK. Fackin terminal is a rats nest.[/QUOTE]

    all i have to do is put the dvd monitors in the van and drive for two hours to get there... the only upside is the florida resident price per ticket. that and the giant smiles from my kids... i live for that.... :yes:

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    [QUOTE=neevsmazda07;4376751]congrats... my five year old wont stop asking me to take her. unfortunately i cant yet but hopefully by this summer.. :D[/QUOTE]

    Schedule "Breakfast with the Princesses".

    Perfect for her age.:yes:

    If you can, elbow every bovine, swollen-limbed, greaze misted miscreant... as they scooter past you on line munching on a turkey leg...in their fargin lard enshrouded skulls.

    It's your duty as an American.


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    Make sure to get a scooter and a super size big gulp of your favorite beverage. You can work up a sweat in that Florida heat.

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    Pretty sure Walt is doing a fast lap around the old cryogenics tank...

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    Maybe Walt could have a play date with Ted Williams's head.

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    Do not get dragged into the Disney cult, dont join any clubs,time-shares,news-letters. Come and go as you please and enjoy!

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    It'll be a lot of business but, I'll try to get a pic of myself with a turkey leg if I can.

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4376934]It'll be a lot of business but, I'll try to get a pic of myself with a turkey leg if I can.[/QUOTE]

    In a scooter!:yes:

    Limp to the front gate and tell them you were struck lame by the sight of the Magic castle like all the fat baztids do. They will throw wheelchairs and Rascals at you like it was making them money. No one will ever say "then how did you get here from the parking lot". Thats politically incorrect.

    Then, cut all the lines with your turkey leg and cackle at the losers as they stand there in the sun glaring at you. Then, as they lift the thing to let you past, jump out and run to the ride yelling "its a miracle I'm cured, f'ing people has cured my parastalsis, suckers!!!"


    Then act paralized again when the ride stops and instruct Mickey or his minions to bring your chair about, pronto.

    Repeat as necessary.

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    [QUOTE=32green;4376950]In a scooter!:yes:

    Limp to the front gate and tell them you were struck lame by the sight of the Magic castle like all the fat baztids do. They will throw wheelchairs and Rascals at you like it was making them money. No one will ever say "then how did you get here from the parking lot". Thats politically incorrect.

    Then, cut all the lines with your turkey leg and cackle at the losers as they stand there in the sun glaring at you. Then, as they lift the thing to let you past, jump out and run to the ride yelling "its a miracle I'm cured, f'ing people has cured my parastalsis, suckers!!!"


    Then act paralized again when the ride stops and instruct Mickey or his minions to bring your chair about, pronto.

    Repeat as necessary.

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    Sage advice from a wily veteran.

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    [QUOTE=32green;4376950]In a scooter!:yes:

    Limp to the front gate and tell them you were struck lame by the sight of the Magic castle like all the fat baztids do. They will throw wheelchairs and Rascals at you like it was making them money. No one will ever say "then how did you get here from the parking lot". Thats politically incorrect.

    Then, cut all the lines with your turkey leg and cackle at the losers as they stand there in the sun glaring at you. Then, as they lift the thing to let you past, jump out and run to the ride yelling "its a miracle I'm cured, f'ing people has cured my parastalsis, suckers!!!"


    Then act paralized again when the ride stops and instruct Mickey or his minions to bring your chair about, pronto.

    Repeat as necessary.

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    Genius.

    I rarely show Mrs. AFCEastFan any posts on here, but she is still chuckling about this one. :D

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4376934]It'll be a lot of business but, I'll try to get a pic of myself with a turkey leg if I can.[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=32green;4376950]In a scooter!:yes:

    Limp to the front gate and tell them you were struck lame by the sight of the Magic castle like all the fat baztids do. They will throw wheelchairs and Rascals at you like it was making them money. No one will ever say "then how did you get here from the parking lot". Thats politically incorrect.

    Then, cut all the lines with your turkey leg and cackle at the losers as they stand there in the sun glaring at you. Then, as they lift the thing to let you past, jump out and run to the ride yelling "its a miracle I'm cured, f'ing people has cured my parastalsis, suckers!!!"


    Then act paralized again when the ride stops and instruct Mickey or his minions to bring your chair about, pronto.

    Repeat as necessary.

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    OMG how long has it been already? I feel like that thread was like yesterday.

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    [QUOTE=32green;4376950]In a scooter!:yes:

    Limp to the front gate and tell them you were struck lame by the sight of the Magic castle like all the fat baztids do. They will throw wheelchairs and Rascals at you like it was making them money. No one will ever say "then how did you get here from the parking lot". Thats politically incorrect.

    Then, cut all the lines with your turkey leg and cackle at the losers as they stand there in the sun glaring at you. Then, as they lift the thing to let you past, jump out and run to the ride yelling "its a miracle I'm cured, f'ing people has cured my parastalsis, suckers!!!"


    Then act paralized again when the ride stops and instruct Mickey or his minions to bring your chair about, pronto.

    Repeat as necessary.

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    i thought most of all the disney attractions lines are ADA so they wait online with all the guests.

    when i worked at six flags great adventure back in the early 90's, and most of there lines are not ada, they would come up the exit ramps expecting to ride right on the spot. i would make them wait as long as the regular line was. so many fakes would do that. and as per i think the ada lawas, you cant question a handicap.

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    If you play golf, and I'm pretty sure you do, bring your sticks.....great golf at Disney and in Orlando in general.

    If your clients golf, find a way to get on at Bay Hill. Hung out with Arnie for a bit in October.

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    Watchout for grumpy old bastards with pepper spray.

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    [QUOTE=RazorJet;4377175]Watchout for grumpy old bastards with pepper spray.[/QUOTE]

    Pepper spray is being replaced with bee/wasp spray.

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    [QUOTE=RazorJet;4377175]Watchout for grumpy old bastards with pepper spray.[/QUOTE]

    I was peppered sprayed once by a nipple-less escort...not fun at all.

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    [QUOTE=Sports;4377187]I was peppered sprayed once by a nipple-less escort...not fun at all.[/QUOTE]

    At least it was only once.

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