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    Cheap A$$es

    Just got done reading a Yahoo article about "how to beat the claw machine" ([url]http://games.yahoo.com/blogs/unplugged/beat-claw-183238439.html[/url]) I believe a good portion of men play this machine to save money on a gift. This article reminds me of serious cheap a$$es I've encountered, especially hillbillies and rednecks in backwoods of Florida.

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    Why are you starting threads in here? Earn something, ideally respect, before initiating anything.

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;4377120]Why are you starting threads in here? [B] Earn something,[/B] ideally respect, before initiating anything.[/QUOTE]

    I will get my subscription of JI insider right away!

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    [QUOTE=Sports;4377123]I will get my subscription of JI insider right away![/QUOTE]

    At least you've noticed now.

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    [QUOTE=Sports;4377118] I believe a good portion of men play this machine to save money on a gift. [/QUOTE]

    You do?

    :eek:


    lmao omg

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4377124]At least you've noticed now.[/QUOTE]

    Almost 11,000 posts of bandwidth robbery!

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    SUCK-A-THON 2012 has begun.

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    [QUOTE=32green;4377125]You do?

    :eek:


    lmao omg

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    [QUOTE=Sports;4377129]Question, has any JI member ever received the permaban?[/QUOTE]

    LMAO

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    [QUOTE=32green;4377125]You do?

    :eek:


    lmao omg

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    Yes I like to hangout at county fairs filled with corn-on-the-cob eating, 300 pounder, tobacco-chewing, toothless greasy women.

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    [QUOTE=Sports;4377118]Just got done reading a Yahoo article about "how to beat the claw machine" ([url]http://games.yahoo.com/blogs/unplugged/beat-claw-183238439.html[/url]) I believe a good portion of men play this machine to save money on a gift. This article reminds me of serious cheap a$$es I've encountered, especially hillbillies and rednecks in backwoods of Florida.[/QUOTE]

    Thanks for the very informative article! I was going to send my wife a frisbee for her 40th birthday, but now that I know how to beat the claw machine, I will get to save some extra dough on her gift!!

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    [QUOTE=AFCEastFan;4377135]Thanks for the very informative article! I was going to send my wife a frisbee for her 40th birthday, but now that I know how to beat the claw machine, I will get to save some extra dough on her gift!![/QUOTE]

    Dogs love Frisbee.

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    A few years ago at Seaside Heights boardwalk my son cleaned out a claw machine filled with jerseys. Jets,Giants,Mets,Yankees people were giving him money for them as he won them. The manager sat back and watched when the machine was empty he kicked us out of the arcade. True story.

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    [QUOTE=GMCJETS;4377151]A few years ago at Seaside Heights boardwalk my son cleaned out a claw machine filled with jerseys. Jets,Giants,Mets,Yankees people were giving him money for them as he won them. The manager sat back and watched when the machine was empty he kicked us out of the arcade.[/QUOTE]

    Any leftovers?

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    [QUOTE=GMCJETS;4377151]A few years ago at Seaside Heights boardwalk my son cleaned out a claw machine filled with jerseys. Jets,Giants,Mets,Yankees people were giving him money for them as he won them. The manager sat back and watched when the machine was empty he kicked us out of the arcade. True story.[/QUOTE]

    If I saw a Denali in a claw machine I'd save my quarter and keep walking.

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    Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty:


    [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V1fX-FvKW8"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V1fX-FvKW8[/URL]

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    [QUOTE=Sports;4377129]Question, has any JI member ever received the permaban?[/QUOTE]

    Only because Ruby has not been made a mod yet.

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4377152]Any leftovers?[/QUOTE]

    Honestly I think maybe an away Jeter jersey all the others either worn or given to friends we came home with about 4 Jets 4 Yankees.

    [QUOTE=Timmy®;4377157]If I saw a Denali in a claw machine I'd save my quarter and keep walking.[/QUOTE]

    Im not at all surprised you couldnt afford the gas.

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    [QUOTE=Peebag;4377169]Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty:


    [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V1fX-FvKW8"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V1fX-FvKW8[/URL][/QUOTE]

    Thank you! I needed an avatar.

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    [QUOTE=AFCEastFan;4377135] I was going to send my wife a frisbee for her 40th birthday, but now that I know how to beat the claw machine, I will get to save some extra dough on her gift!![/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=Sports;4377138]Dogs love Frisbee.[/QUOTE]


    :eek::eek:

    [QUOTE=Timmy®;4377157]If I saw a Denali in a claw machine I'd save my quarter and keep walking.[/QUOTE]

    If I saw you walking by a claw machine with a Denali in it, I'd know the Nurse just upped my morphine and the light was coming soon.


    I'd crap the bed just to say I did it.


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