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    [QUOTE=FF2;4380142]I want to shoot him in the face and want him to know who is shooting him and why.[/QUOTE]

    This is suspiciously specific revenge.

    Did he shoot you in the face with something?

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4380888]This is suspiciously specific revenge.

    Did he shoot you in the face with something?[/QUOTE]

    No, he messed with my bike. I loved that bike.

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4380899]No, he messed with my bike. I loved that bike.[/QUOTE]

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    [QUOTE=32green;4380446]Mussolini and the Chick he was killed with walk into a bar.

    The chick he was killed with was disheveled, smeared with cheap make-up and wore tattered clothing. Fleas hovered around her.

    The bartender takes one look and goes "where...the..hell....did you find that friggin thing?

    The chick Mussolini was killed with goes "Eeeetaly!!!"






    Thank you. Thank you very much.



    I'll be here all week, try the veal


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    Lol, that joke works in every situation

    When I was in high school an older kid used to pick on me whilst riding the school bus. Typical stuff to exert his power -- make fun of me, punch me in the gut, whomp me on the head with a heavy textbook, etc.

    He was fat, had red hair, was a terrible student, and his only accomplishment was that he was captain of the golf team.

    He made me feel bad back then, but I'm pretty sure I eventually took the lead and am currently winning the age-old crucible known as Life.

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    [QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4380918]Lol, that joke works in every situation

    When I was in high school an older kid used to pick on me whilst riding the school bus. Typical stuff to exert his power -- make fun of me, punch me in the gut, whomp me on the head with a heavy textbook, etc.

    He was fat, had red hair, was a terrible student, and his only accomplishment was that he was captain of the golf team.

    He made me feel bad back then, but I'm pretty sure I eventually took the lead and am currently winning the age-old crucible known as Life.[/QUOTE]

    Wait a minute....you got beat up by the fat Captain of the Golf team? That's kind of a like a story that Southslide would tell whilst trying to pickup a girl.

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    [QUOTE=32green;4380064]There's an angry red-headed kid who keeps walking around my sons High School putting other kids on "the list".

    "You're on the list!!!!!" "Thats it...you've made the list!".....that sort of thing with mad scribbling and tearing of pages.

    I asked my son if he told anyone at school about this.. and he goes... "I'm not on the list".









    Just like his dad.:)


    Siiiiiiiiiigh.


    -[/QUOTE]

    what? I do that at work. :yes:

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    [QUOTE=crasherino;4380934]Wait a minute....you got beat up by the fat Captain of the Golf team? That's kind of a like a story that Southslide would tell whilst trying to pickup a girl.[/QUOTE]

    I was puny in high school, an he was a lot bigger than me. There's nothing I could do short of bring a gun into school and...

    Oh, right.

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    [QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4380918]

    and his only accomplishment was that he was captain of the golf team.

    He made me feel bad back then, but I'm pretty sure I eventually took the lead and am currently winning the age-old crucible known as Life.[/QUOTE]

    SAR? Is that you?!? I thought you were Paulie :confused:

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    [QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4380963]I was puny in high school, an he was a lot bigger than me. There's nothing I could do short of bring a gun into school and...

    Oh, right.[/QUOTE]

    You could have pissed in his iced tea.

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    [QUOTE=crasherino;4380987]You could have pissed in his iced tea.[/QUOTE]

    or on his mom's Kenmore appliances.

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    I was bullied a lot in school and I turned out alright.


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    ate his high school tormentors

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4380142]I want to shoot him in the face and want him to know who is shooting him and why.[/QUOTE]

    FF2 is starting to give off this vibe:

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-tCIRJH9p0[/url]

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4380048]So the day after the Ohio high school shootings, some idiot kid in my son's high school thinks it's a good idea to bring a realistic-looking pellet gun to school in his backpack. Really kid? WTF?

    Cops were called, parents were verklempt, a kid's future was ruined.[/QUOTE]

    Kids need organized sports.


    SPORTS

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    [QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4380963]I was puny in high school, an he was a lot bigger than me. There's nothing I could do short of bring a gun into school and...

    Oh, right.[/QUOTE]

    I had one of those kids, lol.

    So I got his GF drunk and I tongued her *** for an hour. She still blushes. :eek:

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;4381245]I had one of those kids, lol.

    So I got his GF drunk and I tongued her *** for an hour. She still blushes. :eek:[/QUOTE]

    That's not very nice. Just because the kid was puny and couldn't stand up for his girl's ***?

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;4381245]I had one of those kids, lol.

    So I got his GF drunk and I tongued her *** for an hour. She still blushes. :eek:[/QUOTE]

    You tongued her azz for an hour and SHE blushes?

    I hope you gargled for a good long time.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4381255]You tongued her azz for an hour and SHE blushes?

    I hope you gargled for a good long time.

    _[/QUOTE]

    That's the way to a girls heart. They always remember that.... :P

    Besides, girls taste great.

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;4381268]That's the way to a girls heart. They always remember that.... :P

    Besides, girls taste great.[/QUOTE]

    :barf:

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4380057]Cuz kids in the inner city are packing and would shoot back. Amirite?

    Guns dont kill people. Bullets do. And the teachers union.[/QUOTE]

    Pffft the Teacher's Union of Enablers...protecting adults that wish to spend their days with children. :rolleyes:

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