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    After drinking gas man lights cigarette ignites himself.

    [url]http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2012/02/after_drinking_gasoline_man_li.html#incart_hbx[/url]

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    This thread is useless without a personal demonstration.

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    TLTFL





    (too lazy to follow link)

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4380997]This thread is useless without a personal demonstration.[/QUOTE]

    Go for it. Post it up on YouTube. ;)

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    [QUOTE=quantum;4380999]TLTFL
    (too lazy to follow link)[/QUOTE]

    HAVELOCK, N.C. A North Carolina man burned to death after accidentally drinking from a container of gasoline and later smoking a cigarette, CBS Charlotte reported.

    On Monday, 43-year-old Gary Allen Banning apparently mistook a jar of gasoline left near the kitchen sink of his friend's apartment as a beverage, CBS Charlotte reported. After realizing his mistake, Banning spit out the gasoline, getting some of it on his clothes.

    Later that evening, Banning unknowingly went outside to smoke a cigarette and burst into flames, investigators say.

    A 911 call went out at 9:55 p.m. Banning was transported to the UNC Burn Center in Chapel Hill and died Tuesday morning, the report said.

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    when moonshine goes wrong

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    How about a little punctuation?

    After drinking[B][SIZE="6"],[/SIZE][/B] gas man lights cigarette[B][SIZE="6"],[/SIZE][/B] ignites himself.

    or

    After drinking gas[B][SIZE="6"],[/SIZE][/B] man lights cigarette[B][SIZE="6"],[/SIZE][/B] ignites himself.



    Lazy posting. 1 demerit.

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    [QUOTE=GMCJETS;4381001]HAVELOCK, N.C. A North Carolina man burned to death after accidentally drinking from a container of gasoline and later smoking a cigarette, CBS Charlotte reported.

    On Monday, 43-year-old Gary Allen Banning apparently mistook a jar of gasoline left near the kitchen sink of his friend's apartment as a beverage, CBS Charlotte reported. After realizing his mistake, Banning spit out the gasoline, getting some of it on his clothes.

    Later that evening, Banning unknowingly went outside to smoke a cigarette and burst into flames, investigators say.

    A 911 call went out at 9:55 p.m. Banning was transported to the UNC Burn Center in Chapel Hill and died Tuesday morning, the report said.[/QUOTE]

    That doesn't make any sense. Doesn't gasoline evaporate rather quickly?

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    Good, cleans up the gene pool a tiny, tiny bit.

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    [QUOTE=Big L;4381040]How about a little punctuation?

    After drinking[B][SIZE="6"],[/SIZE][/B] gas man lights cigarette[B][SIZE="6"],[/SIZE][/B] ignites himself.

    or

    After drinking gas[B][SIZE="6"],[/SIZE][/B] man lights cigarette[B][SIZE="6"],[/SIZE][/B] ignites himself.



    Lazy posting. 1 demerit.[/QUOTE]

    Can I offer you a drink and a light. :eek:

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    [QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4381042]That doesn't make any sense. Doesn't gasoline evaporate rather quickly?[/QUOTE]

    But drinking a jar containing an unknown warm yellow liquid you found in someone elses house.... makes sense.





    :D

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    Smoking kills.

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    Self-immolation.

    NASCAR style.

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    [B]Meth suspect accused of torching 3,500-year-old Fla. cypress[/B]A 26-year-old suspected methamphetamine user is facing charges she burned down a 3,500-year-old cypress tree in Central Florida, reportedly telling police she needed more light to see the drugs she was doing, the Orlando Sentinel tells us.


    CAPTIONSeminole County Jail
    Sara Barnes is accused of malicious land burning and possession of meth for the predawn fire Jan. 16 at Big Tree Park that destroyed "The Senator," reportedly the fifth-oldest cypress in the world. Authorities say that while smoking meth with a friend inside the 118-foot-tall tree, Barnes told them she started a fire so she could see the drugs better.

    Police were tipped the day after the fire. Investigators Tuesday confiscated Barnes' cellphone, laptop computer, methamphetamine, a glass pipe and other drug paraphernalia from her apartment near Winter Park.

    State agriculture agents said Barnes took pictures of the fire and downloaded them to her phone and computer, the Sentinel writes. Witnesses told them she showed off the images, saying, "I can't believe I burned down a tree older than Jesus."

    Barnes, who describes herself on Facebook as a model, posted bond today. A court date is pending.

    A forestry agent initially suspected arson, but investigators later said they had ruled that out.

    BLOG: Arson ruled out in burning of 3,500-year-old Fla. cypress

    Seminole County plans to install a $30,000 fence to prevent someone from stealing the charred remains of The Senator or damaging nearby Lady Liberty, a cypress estimated to be 2,000 years old.[IMG]http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/on-deadline/2012/02/29/Barnesx-large.jpg[/IMG]http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2012/02/suspected-meth-user-accused-of-torching-3500-year-old-tree/http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2012/02/suspected-meth-user-accused-of-torching-3500-year-old-tree/1?AID=4992781&PID=4003003&SID=10kare7tj4qg#.T0-x94cgcot[IMG]http://orlandosentinel.ugc.trb.com/ugs/public/photo/orlnews/2012/03/10-10782446-429228-288804.JPG[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=gunnails;4381121][B]Meth suspect accused of torching 3,500-year-old Fla. cypress[/B][/QUOTE]

    Why do people do meth?

    It's the "bus to the Poconos" of the drug world. :nono:

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    Darwin Award plox.

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    Another reason to quit smoking.

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    [QUOTE]Barnes, who describes herself on Facebook as a [B]model[/B], posted bond today. A court date is pending.[/QUOTE]

    [IMG]http://blog.nopdesign.sk/en/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/orly-mini.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;4381246]Why do people do meth?

    It's the "bus to the Poconos" of the drug world. :nono:[/QUOTE]

    :clapper::clapper::clapper:

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