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    Kill me now Dept.....

    Is it normal for a six year old girl to ask Mommy if she can borrow 14 bucks so her boyfriend from Kindergarten can buy an engagement ring?

    :dunno:


    We are frugal types.


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    [QUOTE=32green;4437973]Is it normal for a six year old girl to ask Mommy if she can borrow 14 bucks so her boyfriend from Kindergarten can buy an engagement ring?

    :dunno:


    We are frugal types.


    -[/QUOTE]

    First of all...what's the vig? :confused:

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4437978]First of all...what's the vig? :confused:[/QUOTE]

    Making her bed, if we cave.

    But we're against Kindergarten engagements.

    We tole her to play the field, there's another boy who hasnt crapped his pants the whole year. SOunds like a gene pool lotto.

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    [QUOTE=32green;4437984]Making her bed, if we cave.

    But we're against Kindergarten engagements.

    We tole her to play the field, there's another boy who hasnt crapped his pants the whole year. SOunds like a gene pool lotto.

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    do you have her in one of the better Kindergartens?

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4437986]do you have her in one of the better Kindergartens?[/QUOTE]

    There's two kids who live in apts.

    We use the Lice shampoo.

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    Give her one of these and hope for the best. :D

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    [QUOTE=32green;4437990]There's two kids who live in apts.

    We use the Lice shampoo.

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    It will benefit her in the long run, learning to deal with miscreants.

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4438021]It will benefit her in the long run, learning to deal with miscreants.[/QUOTE]

    Another kid is a mouthbreather.

    You cant be with them always, but you can tell them to look at the mouth.

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    You're the dad and she's your little girl. Until she's 18 it's as simple as that--OK, I know it's not that simple. But you need it to be. Embrace your inner Al Bundy and scare them fuggers to death. :yes:
    Last edited by BushyTheBeaver; 04-17-2012 at 11:32 PM.

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    Like Bushy said, you usedtobacop, so run with it. I think you should just take on the Sgt. Murtaugh persona made famous by Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon. That's how i picture you in my head.:D

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    Will you have to pay for the rehearsal dinner at Chuck E Cheese?

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    [QUOTE=Jetworks;4438133]Like Bushy said, you usedtobacop, so run with it. I think you should just take on the Sgt. Murtaugh persona made famous by Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon. That's how i picture you in my head.:D[/QUOTE]

    See, now I pictured him more like the bumbling, white cop on Sanford & Son that tries to act like a black guy.

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    [QUOTE=32green;4437973]Is it normal for a six year old girl to ask Mommy if she can borrow 14 bucks so her boyfriend from Kindergarten can buy an engagement ring?

    :dunno:


    We are frugal types.


    -[/QUOTE]

    Tell her its traditional for the boyfriend to spend all the money, and for her to use and abuse him. Sounds like she's already developing daddy issues.

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    She's asking you for money for him? Dangerous precedent. What does this 6 year old boy do for a living that he's already asking you for money?

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    Not for nothing, but I think a lot of us could take a few lessons or two from this young man. He's in kindergarten and he already knows how to work the system.

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4438184]She's asking you for money for him? Dangerous precedent. What does this 6 year old boy do for a living that he's already asking you for money?[/QUOTE]

    He's obviously in a union or a public employee.

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4438184]She's asking you for money for him? Dangerous precedent. What does this 6 year old boy do for a living that he's already asking you for money?[/QUOTE]

    Next thing you know you'll be setting up job interviews for this future slacker.

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4438229]Next thing you know you'll be setting up job interviews for this future slacker.[/QUOTE]

    Just make sure to wear a suit for phone interviews.

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4438202]He's obviously in a union or a public employee.[/QUOTE]

    aka organized crime

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    [QUOTE=32green;4437973]Is it normal for a six year old girl to ask Mommy if she can borrow 14 bucks so her boyfriend from Kindergarten can buy an engagement ring?

    :dunno:


    We are frugal types.


    -[/QUOTE]

    the good news is he wants to make an honest woman of her, the bad news is he will be living in your basement for the next 60 years...

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