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Thread: My unnerpantses are 50 Shades of Gray

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4445680]Get your own schtick. :mad:[/QUOTE]


    lmfao

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    [QUOTE=Monsterxman;4445537]Ok - Wife read it, I got more sex.

    The only problem with the book is the premise.

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    You are getting more sex, but the problem is with the book? :confused:

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    Does he give her the Houdini?

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4445716]You are getting more sex, but the problem is with the book? :confused:[/QUOTE]

    Didn't say I had a problem with the sex, just the book. :D

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4445332]Is that Adam Sandler from 'Jack & Jill' ?[/QUOTE]

    Rmao!

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4445716]You are getting more sex, but the problem is with the book? :confused:[/QUOTE]

    She's frantically spearing him with dildos. Its technically "more sex", but awfully uncomfortable.



    :dunno:

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    [QUOTE=32green;4446277]She's frantically spearing him with dildos. Its technically "more sex", but awfully uncomfortable.


    :dunno:[/QUOTE]

    Like Ralphie and Janice from the Sopranos.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4446327]Like Ralphie and Janice from the Sopranos.

    _[/QUOTE]

    I was picturing the shower scene from Psycho. :eek:

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    [QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4445607]Good God, what a load of crap.[/QUOTE]

    That's why its called "mommy porn". Like expecting the pizza deliverer to be Jenna Jamison and jumping you when she brings your pizza.... :rolleyes:

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    [QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4446081]Does he give her the Houdini?[/QUOTE]

    Houdini?

    Pls. Advs.

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    [QUOTE=Big L;4446612]Houdini?

    Pls. Advs.[/QUOTE]

    That's when you're doing a girl from behind and just before you climax you pull out and spit on her back. Then when she turns aound to look at you you come in her face and shout "Houdini!"

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    is anybody elses girl reading that book, 50 shaded of grey?

    lol mommy porn

    my girls going crazy

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    No. She's reading "As I Lay Dying"....


    Sent from my Double-Wide using Semaphore...

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    Mine is reading some Lorena Bobbitt autobiography

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    omg i didnt know there was a thread already....

    yea the mommys are all getting horny


    my girl is off the hook. personally, i think the book sounds terrible. a total chick flick.

    my girl ;'"baby did u ever hear of a butt plug?"

    "what does tossing salad mean?"

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    [QUOTE=dickkotite;4455366]omg i didnt know there was a thread already....

    yea the mommys are all getting horny


    my girl is off the hook. personally, i think the book sounds terrible. a total chick flick.

    my girl ;'"baby did u ever hear of a butt plug?"

    "what does tossing salad mean?"[/QUOTE]

    So are you getting more action? The OP needs to know.

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    well i get plenty so no complaints but yes, there is a new interest for trying other stuff out

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    [QUOTE=dickkotite;4455407]well i get plenty so no complaints but yes, there is a new interest for trying other stuff out[/QUOTE]

    Careful, she'll think the buttplug's for you.

    :eek:

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    see for me its a disadvantage. im not interested in all that stupid crap. ewwwwwww blindfold and a feather duster. soooo gay.

    it was fine before.


    now for u guys who have been married 10 plus years, maybe its a good thing

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    [QUOTE=dickkotite;4455423]see for me its a disadvantage. im not interested in all that stupid crap. ewwwwwww blindfold and a feather duster. soooo gay.

    it was fine before.


    now for u guys who have been married 10 plus years, maybe its a good thing[/QUOTE]

    What's his name?

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