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Thread: My unnerpantses are 50 Shades of Gray

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    My unnerpantses are 50 Shades of Gray

    Anyone's significant other read these 3 books and things have picked up in the boudoir? :confused:

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    I didn't know what this book was until the other day. Then I found out it was oringially conceived as Twilight fan fiction. And the author looks like this:

    [IMG]http://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/erika-leonard.jpg[/IMG]

    Just bring some porn into the bedroom if you can't manage on your own.

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    [QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4443530]I didn't know what this book was until the other day. Then I found out it was oringially conceived as Twilight fan fiction. And the author looks like this:

    [IMG]http://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/erika-leonard.jpg[/IMG]

    Just bring some porn into the bedroom if you can't manage on your own.[/QUOTE]

    Way to derail the thread in post 2.

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    [QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4443530]And the author looks like this:

    [IMG]http://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/erika-leonard.jpg[/IMG]

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    Oh no. No no no no no. omg

    [QUOTE=FF2;4443533]Way to derail the thread in post 2.[/QUOTE]


    I should close this.

    Omg blech pitoooey. I'm going to associate boudioeur with this chimp attackee now.

    wtf, dude.

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    [QUOTE=32green;4443541]Oh no. No no no no no. omg




    I should close this.

    Omg blech pitoooey. I'm going to associate boudioeur with this chimp attackee now.

    wtf, dude.[/QUOTE]

    lol, ohhh, look at the sexy author of boudoir fiction

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    [QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4443544]lol, ohhh, look at the sexy author of boudoir fiction[/QUOTE]

    Its like a cheeky TIny Tim.


    oh

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    I'd hit it.

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    [QUOTE=Peebag;4443655]I'd hit it.[/QUOTE]

    With a sock full of nickels, right?

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4443533]Way to derail the thread in post 2.[/QUOTE]

    :rofl:

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    [QUOTE=Peebag;4443655]I'd hit it.[/QUOTE]

    If you put anything near her mouth, it will end up like Ruby's house and car keys.

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    picky f*ckers.....

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    [QUOTE=32green;4443553][B]Its like a cheeky TIny Tim.
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    oh[/QUOTE]

    I can see that. Would you change yer mind if she had a nice set of cans?

    :yes:

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    i can see it too.

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    My GF was going to read it but I convinced her to wait until the Broadway musical comes out so we can experience it together.

    _

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4443521]Anyone's significant other read these 3 books and things have picked up in the boudoir? :confused:[/QUOTE]

    my wife is reading the first book right now. she recently ordered the 2nd and 3rd. i guess that's a good sign.

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    [QUOTE=loluchka80;4443818]my wife is reading the first book right now. she recently ordered the 2nd and 3rd. i guess that's a good sign.[/QUOTE]

    Keep us posted, boudoir-wise.

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4443900]Keep us posted, boudoir-wise.[/QUOTE]

    I see a "PICS or GTFO" response coming to one of loluchka80's future posts.

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    [QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4443530]I didn't know what this book was until the other day. Then I found out it was oringially conceived as Twilight fan fiction. And the author looks like this:

    [IMG]http://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/erika-leonard.jpg[/IMG]

    Just bring some porn into the bedroom if you can't manage on your own.[/QUOTE]

    lol - that's John Goodman dressed up like Monica Lewinsky! :rofl:

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    My wife started reading this and immediately came up with the suggestion of poking twice a day for 7 days straight. I'm a fan.

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    My wife was asking about this today. I told her I read a review a few weeks back wherein the wimmens referred to it as "The book", as in "are you reading 'the book'"? That made her immediately put off by the entire idea of it, but may reconsider.

    As far as it being a cure-all for the bedroom, we don't need it.:P

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