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Thread: My unnerpantses are 50 Shades of Gray

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Get your own schtick.

    lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monsterxman View Post
    Ok - Wife read it, I got more sex.

    The only problem with the book is the premise.
    You are getting more sex, but the problem is with the book?

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    Does he give her the Houdini?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    You are getting more sex, but the problem is with the book?
    Didn't say I had a problem with the sex, just the book.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Is that Adam Sandler from 'Jack & Jill' ?
    Rmao!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    You are getting more sex, but the problem is with the book?
    She's frantically spearing him with dildos. Its technically "more sex", but awfully uncomfortable.




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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    She's frantically spearing him with dildos. Its technically "more sex", but awfully uncomfortable.


    Like Ralphie and Janice from the Sopranos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    Like Ralphie and Janice from the Sopranos.

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    I was picturing the shower scene from Psycho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    Good God, what a load of crap.
    That's why its called "mommy porn". Like expecting the pizza deliverer to be Jenna Jamison and jumping you when she brings your pizza....

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    Does he give her the Houdini?
    Houdini?

    Pls. Advs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Houdini?

    Pls. Advs.
    That's when you're doing a girl from behind and just before you climax you pull out and spit on her back. Then when she turns aound to look at you you come in her face and shout "Houdini!"

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    is anybody elses girl reading that book, 50 shaded of grey?

    lol mommy porn

    my girls going crazy

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    No. She's reading "As I Lay Dying"....


    Sent from my Double-Wide using Semaphore...

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    Mine is reading some Lorena Bobbitt autobiography

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    omg i didnt know there was a thread already....

    yea the mommys are all getting horny


    my girl is off the hook. personally, i think the book sounds terrible. a total chick flick.

    my girl ;'"baby did u ever hear of a butt plug?"

    "what does tossing salad mean?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by dickkotite View Post
    omg i didnt know there was a thread already....

    yea the mommys are all getting horny


    my girl is off the hook. personally, i think the book sounds terrible. a total chick flick.

    my girl ;'"baby did u ever hear of a butt plug?"

    "what does tossing salad mean?"
    So are you getting more action? The OP needs to know.

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    well i get plenty so no complaints but yes, there is a new interest for trying other stuff out

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    Quote Originally Posted by dickkotite View Post
    well i get plenty so no complaints but yes, there is a new interest for trying other stuff out
    Careful, she'll think the buttplug's for you.


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    see for me its a disadvantage. im not interested in all that stupid crap. ewwwwwww blindfold and a feather duster. soooo gay.

    it was fine before.


    now for u guys who have been married 10 plus years, maybe its a good thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by dickkotite View Post
    see for me its a disadvantage. im not interested in all that stupid crap. ewwwwwww blindfold and a feather duster. soooo gay.

    it was fine before.


    now for u guys who have been married 10 plus years, maybe its a good thing
    What's his name?

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