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Thread: Lost my house and car keys while running *****es!!!

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    Lost my house and car keys while running *****es!!!

    So what are the odds that I wake up tomorrow with no car, tv, microwave, etc???

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    But you got to a 'puter. To post this.


    Wtf is the matter with you, you are going to be raped tonight.






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    [QUOTE=32green;4443600]But you got to a 'puter. To post this.


    Wtf is the matter with you, you are going to be raped tonight.






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    I know :(

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    [QUOTE=Ruby2;4443602]I know :([/QUOTE]

    What's your address?

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    [QUOTE=Ruby2;4443597]So what are the odds that I wake up tomorrow with no car, tv, microwave, etc???[/QUOTE]

    Here's a tip: tomorrow, when you going running, don't take your car, tv or microwave with you.

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    Bruce will mumble you through this trying time.

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4443607]What's your address?[/QUOTE]

    Man raper.

    I knew it.

    :mad:
















    Whats your address.

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    [QUOTE=brady's a catcher;4443613]Bruce will mumble you through this trying time.[/QUOTE]

    I need to change this avatar, Bruce is so 2008 Ruby.

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    [QUOTE=brady's a catcher;4443613]Bruce will mumble you through this trying time.[/QUOTE]

    Lost my house and car in Baltimore, Jack
    I went out for a jog
    But they didn't come back

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    What were you running from?

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    [QUOTE=Owen Reed;4443618]Lost my house and car in Baltimore, Jack
    I went out for a jog
    But they didn't come back[/QUOTE]

    LOL

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    You should have had one of these.

    [url]http://ez-find.com/[/url]

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    [QUOTE=GMCJETS;4443627]You should have had one of these.

    [url]http://ez-find.com/[/url][/QUOTE]

    :rolleyes:



    Quick...grab a 'stinguisher....the Stadium is on fire!


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    [QUOTE=32green;4443630]:rolleyes:



    Quick...grab a 'stinguisher....the Stadium is on fire!


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    Link? :rolleyes:

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    [QUOTE=32green;4443600]But you got to a 'puter. To post this.


    Wtf is the matter with you, you are going to be raped tonight.






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    Probably the Korean bath house dude.

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    [QUOTE=32green;4443600]But you got to a 'puter. To post this.


    Wtf is the matter with you, you are going to be raped tonight.






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    Nah, crayc is just in it for the frottage.

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    Walking round North Bergen with my flashlight, more updates to follow.

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    [QUOTE=Ruby2;4443693]Walking round North Bergen with my flashlight, more updates to follow.[/QUOTE]

    Get SAR I and Stokes to help you they live nearby. Good luck.

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    [QUOTE=GMCJETS;4443699]Get SAR I and Stokes to help you they live nearby. Good luck.[/QUOTE]

    SAR would consider this neighborhood third world.

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    I can see losing ones car keys while jogging but losing ones house? How the hell did you pull that off? Live in a trailer?

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