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    Lost my house and car keys while running *****es!!!

    So what are the odds that I wake up tomorrow with no car, tv, microwave, etc???

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    But you got to a 'puter. To post this.


    Wtf is the matter with you, you are going to be raped tonight.






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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    But you got to a 'puter. To post this.


    Wtf is the matter with you, you are going to be raped tonight.






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    I know

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruby2 View Post
    I know
    What's your address?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruby2 View Post
    So what are the odds that I wake up tomorrow with no car, tv, microwave, etc???
    Here's a tip: tomorrow, when you going running, don't take your car, tv or microwave with you.

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    Bruce will mumble you through this trying time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    What's your address?
    Man raper.

    I knew it.


















    Whats your address.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    Bruce will mumble you through this trying time.
    I need to change this avatar, Bruce is so 2008 Ruby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    Bruce will mumble you through this trying time.
    Lost my house and car in Baltimore, Jack
    I went out for a jog
    But they didn't come back

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    What were you running from?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Owen Reed View Post
    Lost my house and car in Baltimore, Jack
    I went out for a jog
    But they didn't come back
    LOL

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    You should have had one of these.

    http://ez-find.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by GMCJETS View Post
    You should have had one of these.

    http://ez-find.com/




    Quick...grab a 'stinguisher....the Stadium is on fire!


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post




    Quick...grab a 'stinguisher....the Stadium is on fire!


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    Link?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    But you got to a 'puter. To post this.


    Wtf is the matter with you, you are going to be raped tonight.






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    Probably the Korean bath house dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    But you got to a 'puter. To post this.


    Wtf is the matter with you, you are going to be raped tonight.






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    Nah, crayc is just in it for the frottage.

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    Walking round North Bergen with my flashlight, more updates to follow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruby2 View Post
    Walking round North Bergen with my flashlight, more updates to follow.
    Get SAR I and Stokes to help you they live nearby. Good luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GMCJETS View Post
    Get SAR I and Stokes to help you they live nearby. Good luck.
    SAR would consider this neighborhood third world.

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    I can see losing ones car keys while jogging but losing ones house? How the hell did you pull that off? Live in a trailer?

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