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Thread: Been trying to get canned for a month now.

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    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuBRk6tjiUQ[/url]

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    Just plan your 2-3 month kidapalooza, then drop by your boss' and drop him off a copy and tell him youre not gonna be available during these times. HE may seem baffled at first.

    This worked for my euro 2002 trip.

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4444358]Now you're talkin'![/QUOTE]...i used to work at wpix...long time ago...guy came in one day and just started crying...it was brilliant...he left laughing...

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    [QUOTE=2foolish197;4444373]...i used to work at wpix...long time ago...guy came in one day and just started crying...it was brilliant...he left laughing...[/QUOTE]

    Was he the station's film critic, "I laughed, I cried"....

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    Have a friend / coworker / family member call your boss and pretend to be an employer checking references for a meaningless job. Something that makes you look like you lost all will to live. Like high school photographer, or a bus driver.

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    [QUOTE=NPTJET53;4444406]Have a friend / coworker / family member call your boss and pretend to be an employer checking references for a meaningless job. Something that makes you look like you lost all will to live. Like high school photographer, or a bus driver.[/QUOTE]

    lol...

    ...that actually pretty good. May have to use that at my job, not to get canned but for laughs...

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    [QUOTE=brady's a catcher;4444398]Was he the station's film critic, "I laughed, I cried"....[/QUOTE]..After The Fox...

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    [QUOTE=2foolish197;4444373]...i used to work at wpix...l[/QUOTE]

    LOL....that's in my building

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4444419]LOL....that's in my building[/QUOTE]...YEA...thats in your bldg...YEA...!!!

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;4444277]like a hammy or a fish?[/QUOTE]

    fixed.

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    Go to a psychiatrist, it'll take him a couple of visits, but he'll convince you your nuts and then the paperwork is in place. Call him w/ your office door open and pick a fight with your shrink while others are around. This will really disturb your boss. Every 3rd day' come in pretty heavily medicated on whatever and stare out your window talking random craziness about family and dead pets.
    Last but not least, hire a woman to come to your office, dressed trashy. But, before she leaves, put a bee keepers outfit on her and some rubber gloves. Have her remove the rubber gloves outside of your office and put them in someone elses trash can. That should about do it.
    Keep in mind, i'm self employed and have authority issues, but that'd work on me.

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    Upper decker in the Executive Washroom?

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;4444277]like a hammy or a quad?[/QUOTE]

    giant nostrils leaking snot

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    [QUOTE=crossfire;4444252]Have you considered coming to work dressed as a mercurial yet enigmatic clown?[/QUOTE]

    That might qualify as copyright infringement. I wouldn't want to tangle with crayc's legal team.

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    [QUOTE=RazorJet;4444522]Go to a psychiatrist, it'll take him a couple of visits, but he'll convince you your nuts and then the paperwork is in place. Call him w/ your office door open and pick a fight with your shrink while others are around. This will really disturb your boss. Every 3rd day' come in pretty heavily medicated on whatever and stare out your window talking random craziness about family and dead pets.
    Last but not least, hire a woman to come to your office, dressed trashy. But, before she leaves, put a bee keepers outfit on her and some rubber gloves. Have her remove the rubber gloves outside of your office and put them in someone elses trash can. That should about do it.
    Keep in mind, i'm self employed and have authority issues, but that'd work on me.[/QUOTE]


    /end thread (and job)

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    [QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4444607]That might qualify as copyright infringement. I wouldn't want to tangle with crayc's legal team.[/QUOTE]

    We ARE crayc's legal team.

    :dunno:

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4443971]Yeah I used to feel it at about 5 years. Gets harder to pretend you care.

    What are your prospects for finding something else?

    My bro-in-law got a friggin' years salary when he was laid off. :steamin:[/QUOTE]

    Sort of a side benefit of what I do. Clients merge, sell, move, fire me, I fire them etc...so the 5 year itch is not as relevant. BUT..... I know exactly what you mean.

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    [QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4444607]That might qualify as copyright infringement. I wouldn't want to tangle with crayc's legal team.[/QUOTE]

    I guess you really don't want to piss off a clown.

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    John Wayne Craycy?

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    [QUOTE=32green;4444760]We ARE crayc's legal team.

    :dunno:

    -[/QUOTE]

    Exactly.






































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    fall asleep in the next board meeting or text and laugh from texts in the next board meeting.

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