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Thread: The 253rd pick in the draft is gonna get laid.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4445510]Plane.

    She also burnt down her Eagle boyfriends mansion.

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    I think it was Alyiah (sp?) that died in a plane crash right after take-off. Too much luggage. She may have burned something down at one time or another, also.

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    Left Eye. From Atlanta, died in a car wreck. Burned down Andre's house. He was a WR for the Falcons. I know these things, I live here.

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    [QUOTE=Big L;4445559]I think it was Alyiah (sp?) that died in a plane crash right after take-off. Too much luggage. She may have burned something down at one time or another, also.[/QUOTE]

    No, it was the Big Bopper. I'm pretty sure of that. But I don't think he burned anything down.

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    Her hair looks totally unmanageable. No thanks.

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    [QUOTE=JetPotato;4445421]VinniePatGronkWelkHeadWasteofTime[/QUOTE]

    Let me ask a Potato: Is he from Bridgehampton?


    you...you'd [I]know[/I], right?

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    [QUOTE=thebigragu;4446457]Her hair looks totally unmanageable. No thanks.[/QUOTE]

    Are you kidding? You could grab those locks while drunk from moonshine.


    yea yea yea mushrooms too.

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    Show your tits or you're not sincere.

    I'd hit it until it was broken. Then run away once the crazy comes out.

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    Her poor parents...

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    I bet she could suck the chrome off my steel.

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    I'm confused. Does she mean he's going to be the 253rd draftee she bangs that night?

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4446892]I'm confused. Does she mean he's going to be the 253rd draftee she bangs that night?[/QUOTE]

    pay attention, she'll burn his house down...

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    [QUOTE=Peebag;4446898]pay attention, she'll burn his house down...[/QUOTE]

    ...and then die in a train wreck.

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    She's scary as in a I'll cook your pet rabbit kind of way, but I would still hit it.

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    I'd put it in her ass.

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    [QUOTE=southside;4446917]I'd put it in her ass.[/QUOTE]

    She should have at least given a view of it. She could be a Lois Einhorn for all we know.

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    Here's an update... [I]yikes[/I]

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVvzN2ReHDo[/url]

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    [QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4458077]Here's an update... [I]yikes[/I]

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVvzN2ReHDo[/url][/QUOTE]

    I'm glad you're staying on top of this.

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    [QUOTE=Owen Reed;4458078]I'm glad you're staying on top of this.[/QUOTE]

    :rimshot:

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    Hmmm... turns out this chick is an actress and a comedian. Damn, I was hoping this was real.

    [url]http://www.brianneberkson.net/[/url]

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    [QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4458084]Hmmm... turns out this chick is an actress and a comedian. Damn, I was hoping this was real.

    [url]http://www.brianneberkson.net/[/url][/QUOTE]

    She's not funny at all. Reminds me of GMC.

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