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    Strap on.

    I am sure your wife will enjoy it.

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    3 pages and nobody sees the significance of this thread?

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    Lactulose

    They use this for chrrotic liver pantients that have to lower their bilirubin or face a coma.


    You'll be ****ting your brains out

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    Eat an Indian curry dish. You'll lose 10-15 lbs sh!tting out the effects of it.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4446341]I don't understand this.

    I take on average 2.3 dumps a day, and that's without pinching any off.

    On Mondays alone I usually take 4 or 5.

    _[/QUOTE]

    It's not surprising given that you are in the legal profession...


    ;)

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4446374]3 pages and nobody sees the significance of this thread?[/QUOTE]

    Nobody cares...:rolleyes:

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    [QUOTE=The Boston Patriot;4446449]Nobody cares...:rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

    Obviously, 3 pages worth of this... Somebody cares about my doots deek.

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    [QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4446361]That's probably not normal either.[/QUOTE]

    I eat a ton of fruit, basically no sweets, lots of garlic and onions and shallots, drink copius amounts of wine and I run 3 times a week.

    I think my body just purges what it doesn't need.

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4446455]Obviously, 3 pages worth of this... Somebody cares about my doots deek.[/QUOTE]

    No! No! I meant nobody cares about the significance of this thread. Obviously everyone cares about your inability to defecate, egest, eject, eliminate, emanate, evacuate, exhale, expel, exudate, exude, pass, produce, remove, throw off, void, excrete, your excrement. :eek:

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    [QUOTE=The Boston Patriot;4446466]No! No! I meant nobody cares about the significance of this thread. Obviously everyone cares about your inability to defecate, egest, eject, eliminate, emanate, evacuate, exhale, expel, exudate, exude, pass, produce, remove, throw off, void, excrete, your excrement. :eek:[/QUOTE]

    You're still a deek :P

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    You could always eat some raw chicken. You'll puke and sh!t for about 3 days. That's a diet, a cure, and a horrible idea:barf:

    For real though, chili dogs and bourbon, every night til the situation is RECTified.

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    I've never been constipated.
    5-10 minutes after my morning coffee every day like clockwork.

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    [QUOTE=The Boston Patriot;4446448]It's not surprising given that you are in the legal profession...


    ;)[/QUOTE]

    :clapper: :clapper: :clapper:

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4446455]Obviously, 3 pages worth of this... Somebody cares about my doots deek.[/QUOTE]

    I just enjoy a good convo on doots. When I drop one at work I usually text my friends a description of the carnage (consistency, color, stank, and the reactions of others who dare use another stall while I'm at it).

    Did I mention I'm 33 years old? :)

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4446473]You're still a deek :P[/QUOTE]

    Top ten C.H.D.!!!! :party:

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    Obviously it's a spinoff of CantStopShakin's thread. Funny thing is these old fogies can relate so well to this thread they failed to see the ill attempt at humor and immediately started offering their expertise on the matter.

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4446374]3 pages and nobody sees the significance of this thread?[/QUOTE]

    Really? 1 month, huh?

    I'm pretty sure your intestines have exploded.

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    [QUOTE=southside;4446783]Obviously it's a spinoff of CantStopShakin's thread. Funny thing is these old fogies can relate so well to this thread they failed to see the ill attempt at humor and immediately started offering their expertise on the matter.[/QUOTE]

    You've just put yourself passed jetsrules

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4446811]You've just put yourself passed jetsrules[/QUOTE]

    Rome wasn't built in a day, my friend.

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    [QUOTE=southside;4446836]Rome wasn't built in a day, my friend.[/QUOTE]

    lolz

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