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    Strap on.

    I am sure your wife will enjoy it.

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    3 pages and nobody sees the significance of this thread?

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    Lactulose

    They use this for chrrotic liver pantients that have to lower their bilirubin or face a coma.


    You'll be ****ting your brains out

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    Eat an Indian curry dish. You'll lose 10-15 lbs sh!tting out the effects of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    I don't understand this.

    I take on average 2.3 dumps a day, and that's without pinching any off.

    On Mondays alone I usually take 4 or 5.

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    It's not surprising given that you are in the legal profession...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    3 pages and nobody sees the significance of this thread?
    Nobody cares...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Boston Patriot View Post
    Nobody cares...
    Obviously, 3 pages worth of this... Somebody cares about my doots deek.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    That's probably not normal either.
    I eat a ton of fruit, basically no sweets, lots of garlic and onions and shallots, drink copius amounts of wine and I run 3 times a week.

    I think my body just purges what it doesn't need.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    Obviously, 3 pages worth of this... Somebody cares about my doots deek.
    No! No! I meant nobody cares about the significance of this thread. Obviously everyone cares about your inability to defecate, egest, eject, eliminate, emanate, evacuate, exhale, expel, exudate, exude, pass, produce, remove, throw off, void, excrete, your excrement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Boston Patriot View Post
    No! No! I meant nobody cares about the significance of this thread. Obviously everyone cares about your inability to defecate, egest, eject, eliminate, emanate, evacuate, exhale, expel, exudate, exude, pass, produce, remove, throw off, void, excrete, your excrement.
    You're still a deek

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    You could always eat some raw chicken. You'll puke and sh!t for about 3 days. That's a diet, a cure, and a horrible idea

    For real though, chili dogs and bourbon, every night til the situation is RECTified.

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    I've never been constipated.
    5-10 minutes after my morning coffee every day like clockwork.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Boston Patriot View Post
    It's not surprising given that you are in the legal profession...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    Obviously, 3 pages worth of this... Somebody cares about my doots deek.
    I just enjoy a good convo on doots. When I drop one at work I usually text my friends a description of the carnage (consistency, color, stank, and the reactions of others who dare use another stall while I'm at it).

    Did I mention I'm 33 years old?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    You're still a deek
    Top ten C.H.D.!!!!

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    Obviously it's a spinoff of CantStopShakin's thread. Funny thing is these old fogies can relate so well to this thread they failed to see the ill attempt at humor and immediately started offering their expertise on the matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    3 pages and nobody sees the significance of this thread?
    Really? 1 month, huh?

    I'm pretty sure your intestines have exploded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    Obviously it's a spinoff of CantStopShakin's thread. Funny thing is these old fogies can relate so well to this thread they failed to see the ill attempt at humor and immediately started offering their expertise on the matter.
    You've just put yourself passed jetsrules

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    You've just put yourself passed jetsrules
    Rome wasn't built in a day, my friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    Rome wasn't built in a day, my friend.
    lolz

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