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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    You're all invited. Possibly.

    Just tell me what you're bringing first.



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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    Seriously, if you are as much of a dick in real life as you like to portray here, I can't risk it. Kind of like the list of annoying personalities you never want at your Super Bowl party. It's just not worth it.

    Besides, I'm not wasting the mussells.

    Nothing personal.

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    I feel the same way about you. Besides id probably wanna do this..............

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLjU_QzPa7A

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    I'll bring a date. She's an employment lawyer. Plus I've been fired a few times. So together we can engage you in some amusing and informative repartee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruby2 View Post
    Who's bringing my keys?

    Neil Patrick Harris?


    Quote Originally Posted by GMCJETS View Post
    I feel the same way about you. Besides id probably wanna do this..............

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLjU_QzPa7A
    Please stop spamming the board with you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    I will make mussells in a white wine, garlic, shallot, butter, thyme and parsely broth over spaghetti. It's actually what I planned on making anyway tomorrow night, I'll just bring it all over to your house. About a dozen or so per Hampurite? How many are in? I need to call my fish monger tonite.






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    Mussells are nice and all but I hope you're bringing the dwarf toss harness.


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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Why does the gimp have money in his hand?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Why does the gimp have money in his hand?
    He's Stokes's pimp.

    Btw, anything less than than the scene depicted there, and this party would seem like the collection of socially awkward shut-in, alcoholics and mental defectives standing in corners jonesing for a wi-fi signal so they could communicate with eachother gathering it would actually be.

    Possibluh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    Can I come?

    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Out.

    But please send cake.
    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    I'll bring a mercurial yet enigmatic DJ. He said he won't do it but I'll start putting up the fliers anyway.
    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Mongo Manning, Eli's similarly attired decoy brother, handles my correspondence.

    I'll bring Delicious beer if we can forget this exchange and begin anew.


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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    In. I always like to have one of you at my parties, to show how open minded I am.
    Page 1 gold!!!

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    I'll bring the X chromosomes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Star Lady View Post
    I'll bring the X chromosomes.
    lolz!!

    Now it's a tacofest

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    Quote Originally Posted by GMCJETS View Post
    I feel the same way about you. Besides id probably wanna do this..............

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLjU_QzPa7A
    You could fukc up an orgy.

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    I like muscles.

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    I'm not coming. Any party that would have me isn't worth attending.

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    And I'll stand at the door until GMC arrives.

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    I have a DVD of two men adopting a baby girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    I have a DVD of two men adopting a baby girl.
    You......were that baby girl.

    Werent you.


















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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    He's Stokes's pimp.

    Btw, anything less than than the scene depicted there, and this party would seem like the collection of socially awkward shut-in, alcoholics and mental defectives standing in corners jonesing for a wi-fi signal so they could communicate with eachother gathering it would actually be.

    Possibluh.
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    So, who's that sloped shoulder dude over there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Boston Patriot View Post
    I'm not coming. Any party that would have me isn't worth attending.

    At last we agree on something.

    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    So, who's that sloped shoulder dude over there?

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    "That dude...with the big forehead...its not a hairpiece but I see how it could mistaken for one....think thats Green?"

    "nah too tall...and white".



    "oh"


    "who are you?"


    "Demon Cleaner"


    "Oh...I mean, love your posts man. Great stuff"

    "thanks, I'm a minimalist which doesnt always work in that environment"

    "Lol, exactly, whew."

    "So....whats your favorite post of mine?"





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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post



    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post





    And I'll stand at the door until GMC arrives.
    You dudes can come to my party.

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    Sorry for the delay on all these RSVPs, I was on the phone with the caterer and the zoologist.


    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    ahhhhhhh......da Jets annual meltdown show....got to love it.....my wife stocks up on pancake makeup to hide the bruises....
    Out.

    Quote Originally Posted by 2milehighJet View Post
    Ill bring a new flat screen (SAR approved) after the invited Hampurites kick it in upon seeing Draft Doosh on the screen.
    In.

    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    I'll bring the guy who doesn't bring anything, hits on the host's wife and pukes on the most expensive rug in the house.
    He's in. You're out.

    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post

    So in.

    Quote Originally Posted by GMCJETS View Post
    I feel the same way about you. Besides id probably wanna do this..............
    Still very out.

    Quote Originally Posted by bullitt929 View Post
    I'll bring a date. She's an employment lawyer. Plus I've been fired a few times. So together we can engage you in some amusing and informative repartee.
    Both in. But you have to wait in the car.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Star Lady View Post
    I'll bring the X chromosomes.
    In.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post



    And I'll stand at the door until GMC arrives.
    In.

    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    I have a DVD of two men adopting a baby girl.
    In. Please also bring Dark Side of the Moon to synch up with adoption DVD. And some mushrooms.

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