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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4458759]When I go, I'm leaving behind donughts for the family.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4458759]When I go, I'm leaving behind donughts for the family.

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    It's the gift that keeps on giving Clark.

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    [IMG]http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/WHAT+THE+HELL_c10ac3_3422229.jpg[/IMG]

    Am I doing this right?

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    So I read the title of this thread and got excited. I thought I'd come in here and read some humorous jokes involving stolen property, police officers, velcro on ceilings, watermelon, and prison bars.

    Then I read the thread, and you're joking about Junior Seau's death.

    Not funny, guys.....














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    How the **** did my drumstick gif get involved in this. That's from the NJ tan mom thread. I didn't even post in the junior thread. I laugh when Dave Chappell mskes fun of whites and I lsugh when he makes fun of blacks I also laugh when he makes fun of Asians.

    I also think Paul Mooney is hilarious and my favorite and he goes way over the line on Whitey. Plus I'm Italian so I align myself with no race. I simply check other on forms and fill in Italian.

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    [QUOTE=thebigragu;4458898]Plus I'm Italian so I align myself with no race. I simply check other on forms and fill in Italian.[/QUOTE]

    Italians are same as blacks.

    Africa and Italy were the same until the tectonic plates split apart.

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4458908]Italians are same as blacks.

    Africa and Italy were the same until the tectonic plates split apart.[/QUOTE]

    Does this mean I can now check African American?

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    [QUOTE=thebigragu;4458918]Does this mean I can now check African American?[/QUOTE]

    No but it explains why you are such a swell dancer.

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4458924]No but it explains why you are such a swell dancer.[/QUOTE]

    And the Bling. Its all making sense now.

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    [QUOTE=EM31;4458743]To lighten up the mood. Here are some examples of black/dark/gallows humor from my own memory and for which it is not too soon. The for last one you might need Google unless you grew up in the UK or Ireland.


    What kind of wood doesn't float? [COLOR=White][B]Natalie[/B][/COLOR]

    What goes at 180MPH and burns? [B][COLOR=White]Niki Lauda[/COLOR]
    [/B]
    What is full of holes and answers the door? [COLOR=White][B]Ross Mcwhirter[/B][/COLOR][/QUOTE]

    What does a penguin have in common with JFK Jr? They both look great in a tux but can't fly.

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4458908]Italians are same as blacks.

    Africa and Italy were the same until the tectonic plates split apart.[/QUOTE]

    One of the greatest scenes in cinematic history. Oh, and I'm Italian.

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55fR6UUFH-A&feature=related[/url]

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4458932]One of the greatest scenes in cinematic history. Oh, and I'm Italian.

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55fR6UUFH-A&feature=related[/url]

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    So the real question is are you Sicilian?

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    [QUOTE=dmitexxi;4458960]So the real question is are you Sicilian?[/QUOTE]

    Naaaah, they're dumb f*cks :D

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    I have a black friend.



























































    He's racist.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4458964]Naaaah, they're dumb f*cks :D

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    Thats racist

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    I hate Italians.

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    [QUOTE=southside;4458975]I have a black friend.



    He's racist.[/QUOTE]

    His name wouldn't happen to be jstokes

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    I hate Scottish Jews.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4458990]I hate Scottish Jews.

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    I wonder if midgets spend any time on white or black Scottish Jew or italian. I would imagine all midgets are accepted as just another midget. That's racial harmony people look to the midgets.
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    [QUOTE=thebigragu;4459114]I wonder if midgets spend any time on white or black Scottish Jew or italian. I would imagine all midgets are accepted as just another midget. That's racial harmony people look to the midgets.[/QUOTE]

    We're there any italian munchkins on the wizard of Oz?

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