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    [QUOTE=sourceworx;4459635]My mother is from Marseilles in France.[/QUOTE]

    I'n guessing she surrendered...in the sack. To your dad. To make you. Huh. Eh. Get it.

    Ah, kids and their internets.

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    [QUOTE=sourceworx;4459635]

    My mother is from Marseilles in France. [/QUOTE]

    And you're mocking Naples?

    Marseilles and Naples are like two peas in a pod! :D

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4459677]And you're mocking Naples?

    Marseilles and Naples are like two peas in a pod! :D

    _[/QUOTE]
    Got that right

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    Wow. Didn't know there were so many guineas in teh Hampur. As if I needed another reason to hate you all.

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4459684]Wow. Didn't know there were so many guineas in teh Hampur. As if I needed another reason to hate you all.[/QUOTE]

    That's not racist.

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    [QUOTE=southside;4459692]That's not racist.[/QUOTE]


    Guineas: The original Mexicans.

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4459684]Wow. Didn't know there were so many guineas in teh Hampur. As if I needed another reason to hate you all.[/QUOTE]
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    Alabama racism

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4459684]Wow. Didn't know there were so many guineas in teh Hampur. [/QUOTE]

    I sensed it the first five minutes I was here

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4459679]Got that right[/QUOTE]

    Geez, we took a train from Marseilles to Lourdes years ago, the kids were 5, 7, 9 and 11 and we were never so scared for our lives in all of Europe :D

    Only time we ever entered a McDonalds in France--we swore we never would--but it looked like the safest place in the entire Marseilles train station so we hid out there for about 2 hours waiting for our train.

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4459654][IMG]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070718051561/desencyclopedie/images/d/d6/Simpsons_nelson_haha.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    Tais Toi!

    Parisian a$$hole.









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    [QUOTE=brady's a catcher;4459711]Guineas: The original Mexicans.[/QUOTE]

    No sir, that's the Irish.

    Fiercely Catholic, and they multiply like flies.
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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4459942]Geez, we took a train from Marseilles to Lourdes years ago, the kids were 5, 7, 9 and 11 and we were never so scared for our lives in all of Europe :D

    Only time we ever entered a McDonalds in France--we swore we never would--but it looked like the safest place in the entire Marseilles train station so we hid out there for about 2 hours waiting for our train.

    _[/QUOTE]

    My mother left there in 1963. Brentwood, LI was a nicer place back then too.

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    [QUOTE=sourceworx;4460238]No sir, that's the Irish.

    Fiersely Catholic, and they multiply like flies.[/QUOTE]

    A Donk and a guinea walk into a bar.

    On the guinea's shoulder is a a decrepit, one-eyed bald parrot with green snot dripping from its beak.

    The bartender takes one look and says "Holy ****!!!! Where...did you get that fargin disgusting thing?"






    The parrot says "Eetaly!!!!"











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    [QUOTE=sourceworx;4460238]No sir, that's the Irish.

    Fiersely Catholic, and they multiply like flies.[/QUOTE]


    Yeah, but you guys are swarthy, like the guacamoles. I'm half whiny Romanian Jew (speaking of swarthy) and half pasty hillbilly. I got "free breakfast AND lunch" written all over me. :D

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    This **** is racist.

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    i love dark humor or black humor but what can you say to goof on junior ? its not like its obama eating dog

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    [QUOTE=southside;4459627]Half Sicilian Half Calabarise for my Italian side.[/QUOTE]

    Ditto.

    The other half is Polish and Scottish. You know, for added hard-headedness.:eek::yes:

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    [QUOTE=southside;4459627]Half Sicilian Half Calabarise for my Italian side.[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=Jetworks;4460545]Ditto.

    The other half is Polish and Scottish. You know, for added hard-headedness.:eek::yes:[/QUOTE]

    Southside's other side is from the Virgin Islands.

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    Black humor?

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU_w_twAr7w[/url]

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