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    Quote Originally Posted by sourceworx View Post
    My mother is from Marseilles in France.
    I'n guessing she surrendered...in the sack. To your dad. To make you. Huh. Eh. Get it.

    Ah, kids and their internets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sourceworx View Post

    My mother is from Marseilles in France.
    And you're mocking Naples?

    Marseilles and Naples are like two peas in a pod!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    And you're mocking Naples?

    Marseilles and Naples are like two peas in a pod!

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    Got that right

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    Wow. Didn't know there were so many guineas in teh Hampur. As if I needed another reason to hate you all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Wow. Didn't know there were so many guineas in teh Hampur. As if I needed another reason to hate you all.
    That's not racist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    That's not racist.

    Guineas: The original Mexicans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Wow. Didn't know there were so many guineas in teh Hampur. As if I needed another reason to hate you all.

    Alabama racism

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Wow. Didn't know there were so many guineas in teh Hampur.
    I sensed it the first five minutes I was here

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    Got that right
    Geez, we took a train from Marseilles to Lourdes years ago, the kids were 5, 7, 9 and 11 and we were never so scared for our lives in all of Europe

    Only time we ever entered a McDonalds in France--we swore we never would--but it looked like the safest place in the entire Marseilles train station so we hid out there for about 2 hours waiting for our train.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    Tais Toi!

    Parisian a$$hole.










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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    Guineas: The original Mexicans.
    No sir, that's the Irish.

    Fiercely Catholic, and they multiply like flies.
    Last edited by Sourceworx; 05-05-2012 at 12:27 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    Geez, we took a train from Marseilles to Lourdes years ago, the kids were 5, 7, 9 and 11 and we were never so scared for our lives in all of Europe

    Only time we ever entered a McDonalds in France--we swore we never would--but it looked like the safest place in the entire Marseilles train station so we hid out there for about 2 hours waiting for our train.

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    My mother left there in 1963. Brentwood, LI was a nicer place back then too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sourceworx View Post
    No sir, that's the Irish.

    Fiersely Catholic, and they multiply like flies.
    A Donk and a guinea walk into a bar.

    On the guinea's shoulder is a a decrepit, one-eyed bald parrot with green snot dripping from its beak.

    The bartender takes one look and says "Holy ****!!!! Where...did you get that fargin disgusting thing?"






    The parrot says "Eetaly!!!!"












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    Quote Originally Posted by sourceworx View Post
    No sir, that's the Irish.

    Fiersely Catholic, and they multiply like flies.

    Yeah, but you guys are swarthy, like the guacamoles. I'm half whiny Romanian Jew (speaking of swarthy) and half pasty hillbilly. I got "free breakfast AND lunch" written all over me.

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    This **** is racist.

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    i love dark humor or black humor but what can you say to goof on junior ? its not like its obama eating dog

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    Half Sicilian Half Calabarise for my Italian side.
    Ditto.

    The other half is Polish and Scottish. You know, for added hard-headedness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    Half Sicilian Half Calabarise for my Italian side.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    Ditto.

    The other half is Polish and Scottish. You know, for added hard-headedness.
    Southside's other side is from the Virgin Islands.

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