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    Girlfriend not "sexy"

    I love my girlfriend to death, and I think she is wonderful. But she doesn't have that "sexiness" to her, the type of stuff you see in porn of with "experienced" girls, she has the body and the looks to, but she just doesn't she says she doesn't know what i mean.

    Do you know what I mean, and how could I explain it to her?
    Last edited by shakin318; 05-04-2012 at 07:29 AM.

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    Maybe its not her. Do you understand that you are trying to sell female dresses to some guys on an NFL message board? Maybe you should try a female site, like allrecipies or a female diet site. Maybe shes fat and you are stupid?

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    I don't think you give your gf enough credit. I bet she's every bit of a whore as those girls in porn.

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    Maybe you should hook up with the girl with the slutty gown

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    [QUOTE=MACPAC;4459375]Maybe its not her. Do you understand that you are trying to sell female dresses to some guys on an NFL message board? Maybe you should try a female site, like allrecipies or a female diet site. Maybe shes fat and you are stupid?[/QUOTE]

    Maybe he heard about all the guys who dress in drag here. :eek:

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    [QUOTE=bradpitt21164;4459364]I love my girlfriend to death, and I think she is wonderful. But she doesn't have that "sexiness" to her, the type of stuff you see in porn of with "experienced" girls, she has the body and the looks to, but she just doesn't she says she doesn't know what i mean.

    Do you know what I mean, and how could I explain it to her?[/QUOTE]

    +1

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    [QUOTE=bradpitt21164;4459364]I love my girlfriend to death, and I think she is wonderful. But she doesn't have that "sexiness" to her, the type of stuff you see in porn of with "experienced" girls, she has the body and the looks to, but she just doesn't she says she doesn't know what i mean.

    Do you know what I mean, and how could I explain it to her?[/QUOTE]

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    [QUOTE=bradpitt21164;4459364]I love my girlfriend to death, and I think she is wonderful. But she doesn't have that "sexiness" to her, the type of stuff you see in porn of with "experienced" girls, she has the body and the looks to, but she just doesn't she says she doesn't know what i mean.

    Do you know what I mean, and how could I explain it to her?[/QUOTE]

    She definately has the body and the looks. Not sure what the problem is.

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    [QUOTE=bradpitt21164;4459364]I love my girlfriend to death, and I think she is wonderful. But she doesn't have that "sexiness" to her, the type of stuff you see in porn of with "experienced" girls, she has the body and the looks to, but she just doesn't she says she doesn't know what i mean.

    Do you know what I mean, and how could I explain it to her?[/QUOTE]

    "Last edited by shakin318; Today at 07:29 AM."

    Hmmmmmmmmmmm.......

    The word you are looking for is SLUTINESS.

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    [QUOTE=Big L;4459488]She definately has the body and the looks. Not sure what the problem is.

    [IMG]http://cdn.pimpmyspace.org/media/pms/c/lz/9t/dk/fat-girl.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

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    [QUOTE=bradpitt21164;4459364]she has the body and the looks to, but she just doesn't she says she doesn't know what i mean.

    Do you know what I mean, and how could I explain it to her?[/QUOTE]

    check with PK, but use Capn Crunch instead

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    [QUOTE=Big L;4459488]She definately has the body and the looks. Not sure what the problem is.

    [IMG]http://cdn.pimpmyspace.org/media/pms/c/lz/9t/dk/fat-girl.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    I'd hit it.

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4459556]I'd hit it.[/QUOTE]

    +1

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4459556]I'd hit it.[/QUOTE]

    With a stick. And that may not be enough.

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    Would totally fingerblast her fatty twat while balls-deep in her arse.
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    LOL

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    [QUOTE=frostlich;4459420]I don't think you give your gf enough credit. I bet she's every bit of a whore as those girls in porn.[/QUOTE]

    lol.

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    Because that's what you want to marry... A porn star

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    Who's the sexy chubster? I'd love to get lost in her valley of skin tags.

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