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  1. #21
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    Q. What do you call your GF on a Waterbed?

    A. The Dead Sea

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4459564]+1

    Would totally fingerblast her fatty twat while balls-deep in her arse.




    What, it's Friday. Time to decompress.[/QUOTE]

    [B]LOL[/B]

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    [B][SIZE=5]LOL[/SIZE][/B]

    [QUOTE=southside;4459745]Who's the sexy chubster? I'd love to get lost in her valley of skin tags.[/QUOTE]


    [B][SIZE=7]LOL

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    [QUOTE=southside;4459745]Who's the sexy chubster? I'd love to get lost in her valley of skin tags.[/QUOTE]

    Your comedy stylings have matured.....:P

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    It takes a special girl to want to have dirty sex.
    Growing up my brother had a word for them… hmmm, what was it again…
    Oh yeah, that’s right I believe he called them, “sluts”.

    Maybe get rid of your chick and get one them.

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    [QUOTE=Big L;4459488]She definately has the body and the looks. Not sure what the problem is.

    [IMG]http://cdn.pimpmyspace.org/media/pms/c/lz/9t/dk/fat-girl.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    Roll her in flour to find the wet spot.

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