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    Q. What do you call your GF on a Waterbed?

    A. The Dead Sea

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    +1

    Would totally fingerblast her fatty twat while balls-deep in her arse.




    What, it's Friday. Time to decompress.
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    Nothing says I love you like a Cleveland Steamer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    Who's the sexy chubster? I'd love to get lost in her valley of skin tags.

    LOL

    :retches:

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    Who's the sexy chubster? I'd love to get lost in her valley of skin tags.
    Your comedy stylings have matured.....

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    It takes a special girl to want to have dirty sex.
    Growing up my brother had a word for them… hmmm, what was it again…
    Oh yeah, that’s right I believe he called them, “sluts”.

    Maybe get rid of your chick and get one them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    She definately has the body and the looks. Not sure what the problem is.

    Roll her in flour to find the wet spot.

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