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    Rate 'Em....

    Got this idea from another thead.
    If it bombs, LOLGFY, at least I tried something different :D


    [IMG]http://i.minus.com/iMk9LykTJ0QNX.jpg[/IMG]


    1 Distracted by waiter with appetizers, probably fat
    2 Behind everyone else for a reason, probably fat
    3 Curvy, which is another phrase for big women with the benefit of large boobs, would hit it
    4 Drapes definitely dont match the curtains, probably has long boobs to go with her long legs; don't care, I'd climb it
    5 Is probably a man with that chin, would need to see naked first
    6 Probably the hottest girl in the room, doesn't need to be up front to prove it, would totally hit it, but is most likely a lipstick lesbian
    7 Thinks she's the hottest girl in the room, tries too hard, fake tan, would still hit it
    8 I'd hit it, most likely a lesbian with girl #6
    9 Too much makeup, probably the biggest slut of the bunch, enjoys the occasional horse penis
    10 Reminds me of the girl at the end of Human Centipede
    11 Has to be extra slutty to make up for her lack of breasteses
    12 On her 11th Momosa, leaning on girl #13, can be had in the coat check room after Momosa #13
    13 Probably a Dominatrix on the side
    14 Doesn't know who any of these people are - free Momosas!
    Last edited by Fishooked; 05-04-2012 at 01:24 PM.

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    They look like they all have to pee, pronto.

    Btw, TImmmmy will choose 13 1/2.


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    2, 8, 13 & 14 in any order.

    The rest, meh.

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4459829]Got this idea from another thead.
    If it bombs, LOLGFY, at least I tried something different :D


    [IMG]http://i.minus.com/iMk9LykTJ0QNX.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    3, 10, 11, 4, 13, 14, 8, 6, 2, 1, 9, 12, 7, 5

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    I'd bang 'em all...except 4 & 5.

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4459829]Got this idea from another thead.
    If it bombs, LOLGFY, at least I tried something different :D


    [IMG]http://i.minus.com/iMk9LykTJ0QNX.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
    [IMG]https://direct.sos.state.tx.us/images/RedX.bmp[/IMG]

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    On a tiny iPhone screen... 11, 13, maybe 3? They're all pretty unspectacular. Just some standard issue who-ahs who think they're hot ****.

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    1 looks like she just saw JT's schween.

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    [QUOTE=32green;4459859]1 looks like she just saw JT's schween.

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    Nah. She's not spreading her azzhole open in the pic.

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;4459853][IMG]https://direct.sos.state.tx.us/images/RedX.bmp[/IMG][/QUOTE]



    Killjoy



    Does this one work?

    [IMG]http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o38/fishooked/JI/wimmens2.jpg[/IMG]

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    I like #2, but she's wearing this jacket.



    [IMG]http://chicagoist.com/attachments/chicagoist_rob/2009_9_27davidbyrne.jpg[/IMG]


    And that doesnt bode well for what's hidden within it, like Fish alluded to.









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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4459869]Killjoy



    Does this one work?

    [IMG]http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o38/fishooked/JI/wimmens2.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    3 looks like a brunette that ate Reese Witherspoon

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    where's 69?

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    3, 7, 13. The rest of you, that firewood ain't gonna chop itself.

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    Also 11 appears to have a gnarled stump for a hand....possibly.

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    14 gives great bj's and she knows it and she wants you to know it too. I'm going with her. She's got the slut smile not often you come across that.

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    I am quite smitten with 7.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4459951]I am quite smitten with 7.

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    She's not bending down to kiss you Stokes. That's in your head.

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    [IMG]http://i.minus.com/iMk9LykTJ0QNX.jpg[/IMG]

    1. Even Renee Zellweger laughs at you. Wait, you are Renee Zellweger.
    2. If I can get my Marie Osmond fapster vibe going again after 25 years, I'll give you a call.
    3. Looks like a brunette that ate Reese Witherspoon (TM: ALL RIGHTS RESERVED)
    4. You're all set when Newt Gingrich is ready to trade in for a newer model.
    5. Sarah Jessica Parker is laughing at you. Or neighing at you. One or the other. But it's definitely at you.
    6. You scare me. In a Lorena Bobbitt kind of way.
    7. No matter how short you try to make yourself, you're still no Tila Tequila.
    8. Please rotate 180 degrees to your right so we can see your head's good side.
    9. Sorry, the Mob Wives tryouts is the next room down the hall.
    10. What the hell is in your handbag, a racecar spoiler?
    11. One day you're going to be famous. For bringing your kid into a tanning booth.
    12. Drew Barryless.
    13. You don't show your teeth, which worries me. Unless you have no teeth -- in which case please call me.
    14. We reached our Asian quota with #7. GTFO.

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;4459886]3 looks like a brunette that ate Reese Witherspoon[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=shakin318;4459957]

    1. Even Renee Zellweger laughs at you. Wait, you are Renee Zellweger.
    2. If I can get my Marie Osmond fapster vibe going again after 25 years, I'll give you a call.
    [B][SIZE=4]3. Looks like a brunette that ate Reese Witherspoon (TM: ALL RIGHTS RESERVED)[/SIZE][/B]
    4. You're all set when Newt Gingrich is ready to trade in for a newer model.
    5. Sarah Jessica Parker is laughing at you. Or neighing at you. One or the other. But it's definitely at you.
    6. You scare me. In a Lorena Bobbitt kind of way.
    7. No matter how short you try to make yourself, you're still no Tila Tequila.
    8. Please rotate 180 degrees to your right so we can see your head's good side.
    9. Sorry, the Mob Wives tryouts is the next room down the hall.
    10. What the hell is in your handbag, a racecar spoiler?
    11. One day you're going to be famous. For bringing your kid into a tanning booth.
    12. Drew Barryless.
    13. You don't show your teeth, which worries me. Unless you have no teeth -- in which case please call me.
    14. We reached our Asian quota with #7. GTFO.[/QUOTE]


    lol

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