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    The NY Post never disappoints lol

    lol

    [B]Truck yourself![/B]

    [B][URL="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/truck_yourself_VbCasIBjKTuwnsGS7bdytM"]‘Hot Dog Hooker’ defies LI police crackdown[/URL][/B]

    By SELIM ALGAR
    [I]Last Updated:[/I] 4:04 AM, May 8, 2012
    [I]Posted:[/I] 12:39 AM, May 8, 2012


    She just can’t keep her hands off those wieners.
    Long Island’s infamous Hot Dog Hooker vowed to once again peddle her steamy sausages — even as she remained locked up on prostitution charges for allegedly selling sex from her mobile wiener stand.
    “I’ll be out there in a bikini top and a G-string this summer,” sausage seductress Catherine Scalia promised in a jail house interview with The Post yesterday. “I have a permit. It’s going to be hot dogs and t-ts.”
    The defiant mom of four was hit with a misdemeanor prostitution rap last Friday, after cops said she offered to manually stimulate an undercover detective who visited her hot-dog truck in Baldwin for $50.
    [IMG]http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2012/05/08/news/web_photos/08.1n017.hotdoghooker.c--300x300.jpg[/IMG]





    “It’s incredible that these can get you in trouble,” she said, as she shook her ample bosom for a reporter — and drew an amused glance from a corrections officer.
    Busted for the same scheme in 2005, Scalia said she just can’t give up her lusty lifestyle, and will once again sell hot dogs from her truck, while also working as a stripper.
    “I work two jobs,” she said. “I sell hot dogs and I strip. And I want to do both as soon as I’m out of here.”
    With her relatives refusing to bail her out, Scalia has been marooned behind bars on $2,000 bond and is scheduled to appear in court today.
    Scalia denied the prostitution charges, but admitted to handing out business cards offering to strip for dough.
    “I learned from the last time not to do anything in the truck,” she said.
    Scalia claimed that cops ensnared her — and that it was the officer who suggested the illicit, $50 wiener roast. She also mocked the Nassau County cops for a heavy-handed response.
    “Next thing you know there are 20 cops in my house,” she said. “I didn’t know what was going on. I felt like I was about to perform at some crazy bachelor party.”
    The steamed stripper said officers were going to let her off with an appearance ticket until she started ranting against the intrusion.
    ”I started yelling at them,” she said. “There are 10 dead hookers out there and you guys are coming after me for stripping in my own home? . . . I’m just a normal woman with bills to pay.”
    “I was only making about 20 bucks a day with the hot dogs,” she explained. “I needed a little extra money.”
    Scalia said that she paid $345 for an annual vending permit, and hopes to soon be able to ply her trade.
    “I’m 45. I want to enjoy what I have left,” she said. “I’ve been a stripper all my life and I enjoy it. I want to shake my boobs and have a little fun before I die.”


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    Prostitution should be legal.

    It's none of the States business what two adults choose to do, for money or for other reasons (Love or other).

    I support the Hot Dog Hooker fully.

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    [QUOTE]
    She just cant keep her hands off those wieners.
    her steamy sausages
    mobile wiener stand.
    sausage seductress
    Its going to be hot dogs and t-ts.
    Its incredible that these can get you in trouble, she said, as she shook her ample bosom
    I work two jobs, she said. I sell hot dogs and I strip. And I want to do both as soon as Im out of here.
    There are 10 dead hookers out there and you guys are coming after me for stripping in my own home? . . . Im just a normal woman with bills to pay. [COLOR=red](perhaps she didn't hear about the gardener with the burlap sack collection 32 pointed out last week)
    [/COLOR]I was only making about 20 bucks a day with the hot dogs, she explained. I needed a little extra money.
    Ive been a stripper all my life and I enjoy it. I want to shake my boobs and have a little fun before I die.


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    this stuff is priceless lol

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    Blecch. Even her picture smells, and that's not easy.

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    [QUOTE=Warfish;4462510]Prostitution should be legal.

    It's none of the States business what two adults choose to do, for money or for other reasons (Love or other).

    I support the Hot Dog Hooker fully.[/QUOTE]

    of course you do....and I believe you're all for masked wall f*ckers too

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4462527]Blecch. Even her picture smells, and that's not easy.[/QUOTE]

    Tell that to Lindsay Lohan.

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4462527]Blecch. Even her picture smells, and that's not easy.[/QUOTE]

    I remember when she first got busted IN THE SAME EXACT SPOT a few years back. Her family not bailing her out speaks volumes.

    Nobody wants that kind of crap in their neighborhood, this isnt some discreet young chick from craigslist, this is a mentally ill, possibly drug addicted mess who prolly deals with plenty of local kids.

    Kill yourself, skank.

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    [QUOTE=32green;4462531]I remember when she first got busted IN THE SAME EXACT SPOT a few years back. Her family not bailing her out speaks volumes.

    Nobody wants that kind of crap in their neighborhood, this isnt some discreet young chick from craigslist, this is a mentally ill[B], possibly drug addicted mess [/B]who prolly deals with plenty of local kids.

    Kill yourself, skank.

    -[/QUOTE]


    Pretty sure we can take out the possibly. Possibly.

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    ... would have tossed a shot on those back in the day :cool: ...









    l_j_r


    (after a twelver ;) )

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    Mother of four...



    Those poor kids.

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    That is mustard on those dawgs, right? :huh:

    RIGHT???? :eek:


    Pass. :mad:

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    Ewwww no thanks. Gives a whole new meaning to dirty water dogs. :barf:

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    $50 for a yank job? I know costs for everything are going up, but she'd better throw in some dogs with kraut and grey poupon to make that worthwhile.

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    [QUOTE=parkwayjet1;4462679]$50 for a yank job? I know costs for everything are going up, but she'd better throw in some dogs with kraut and grey poupon to make that worthwhile.[/QUOTE]

    You really want a lady who gives handjobs serving you a hot dog?

    Okay, whatever.....

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4462690]You really want a lady who gives handjobs serving you a hot dog?

    Okay, whatever.....[/QUOTE]


    It's OK. She probably uses tongs. Possibly.


























    To get the hot dogs.

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    Seriously, ifn I looked at her picture right before mealtime every day, I'd be down to my ideal weight in about two weeks. And dangerously emaciated two weeks after that.

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    [QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4462567]That is mustard on those dawgs, right? :huh:

    RIGHT???? :eek:


    Pass. :mad:[/QUOTE]

    in this particular case, mustard is a MUCH safer choice than mayo.





    :eek:








    :yes:










    :barf:

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;4462742]in this particular case, mustard is a MUCH safer choice than mayo.





    :eek:








    :yes:










    :barf:[/QUOTE]

    Nice to see you again, pal.:yes:

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    There used to be a girl that sold hot dogs from a truck across from Stewart Air Force Base wearing a yellow bikini.

    The "I'M AFRAID OF BOOBIES" freaks shut her down.



    Only in America. Why are we so afraid of boobies? What did boobs ever do to us? Why can we air show like Law and Order SVU that talks about people having sex with children's corpses....but a boob is where we draw the line?

    Freaking weird.....

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    I'm thinking Baldwin is more in danger from pit bulls than hot dogs. :erm:

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