View Poll Results: Tanorexia Mom vs. Hot Dog Hooker...gotta choose one.

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    Tanorexia Mom vs. Hot Dog Hooker?

    Pick your poison.

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    We need a poll.

    They need a pole.

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    Pics and a poll or this thread is useless and belongs in the dump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GMCJETS View Post
    Pics and a poll or this thread is useless and belongs in the dump.
    Pipe down or you're going to be option 3.

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    I'd rather **** a hotdog in a tanning bed...

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    with a gun to my head.... I'll take the wiener woman.

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    I chose Hot Dog Mom with her flapjacks; the other option would be akin to oiling up a baseball glove...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    I chose Hot Dog Mom with her flapjacks; the other option would be akin to oiling up a baseball glove...
    Nice.



    No takebacksies.

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    These are the kind of choices that lead to great indecision at election time. I think the talent portion of the contest should be weighed, and in that case I think REM said it best, Happy Shiny Weiners!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    I chose Hot Dog Mom with her flapjacks; the other option would be akin to oiling up a baseball glove...
    Pretty much says it all.

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    Tag Team Please!

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    I'll go with Leatherface, only because she's slightly less likely to have aids and/or herpes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    I'll go with Leatherface, only because she's slightly less likely to have aids and/or herpes.
    See this is the way I'm leaning, although I haven't voted yet. I think hot dog ho prolly has petri dish unnerpantses...that scares me. That, and she looks like a dude in her mug shot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    See this is the way I'm leaning, although I haven't voted yet. I think hot dog ho prolly has petri dish unnerpantses...that scares me. That, and she looks like a dude in her mug shot.



    Yeah but Tanorexia looks like







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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    See this is the way I'm leaning, although I haven't voted yet. I think hot dog ho prolly has petri dish unnerpantses...that scares me. That, and she looks like a dude in her mug shot.

    You should hire hot dog hooker to fellate you in your office - it might just get you fired.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    Yeah but Tanorexia looks like
    Did you hear me? PETRI DISH UNNERPANTSES I said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    You should hire hot dog hooker to fellate you in your office - it might just get you fired.
    is that sort of thing frowned upon here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    is that sort of thing frowned upon here?

    Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    is that sort of thing frowned upon here?
    are you part of the anti-fellatio coalition?

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