View Poll Results: Tanorexia Mom vs. Hot Dog Hooker...gotta choose one.

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    Tanorexia Mom vs. Hot Dog Hooker?

    Pick your poison.

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    We need a poll.

    They need a pole.

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    Pics and a poll or this thread is useless and belongs in the dump. :yes:

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    [QUOTE=GMCJETS;4462751]Pics and a poll or this thread is useless and belongs in the dump. :yes:[/QUOTE]

    Pipe down or you're going to be option 3.

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    I'd rather **** a hotdog in a tanning bed...

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    with a gun to my head.... I'll take the wiener woman.

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    I chose Hot Dog Mom with her flapjacks; the other option would be akin to oiling up a baseball glove...

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4462771]I chose Hot Dog Mom with her flapjacks; the other option would be akin to oiling up a baseball glove...[/QUOTE]

    Nice.

    [IMG]http://www.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/large_lightbox/hash/1336404827_Hotdog%20Hooker-001.jpg[/IMG]

    No takebacksies.

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    These are the kind of choices that lead to great indecision at election time. I think the talent portion of the contest should be weighed, and in that case I think REM said it best, Happy Shiny Weiners!

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4462771]I chose Hot Dog Mom with her flapjacks; the other option would be akin to oiling up a baseball glove...[/QUOTE]

    Pretty much says it all.

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    Tag Team Please!:yes:

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    [IMG]http://skibalaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/turkey_kramer.jpg[/IMG]

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    I'll go with Leatherface, only because she's slightly less likely to have aids and/or herpes.

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    [QUOTE=brady's a catcher;4462839]I'll go with Leatherface, only because she's slightly less likely to have aids and/or herpes.[/QUOTE]

    See this is the way I'm leaning, although I haven't voted yet. I think hot dog ho prolly has petri dish unnerpantses...that scares me. That, and she looks like a dude in her mug shot.

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4462852]See this is the way I'm leaning, although I haven't voted yet. I think hot dog ho prolly has petri dish unnerpantses...that scares me. That, and she looks like a dude in her mug shot.[/QUOTE]




    Yeah but Tanorexia looks like






    [IMG]http://www.frontlinefilms.com/mk/images/mk-mummy.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4462852]See this is the way I'm leaning, although I haven't voted yet. I think hot dog ho prolly has petri dish unnerpantses...that scares me. That, and she looks like a dude in her mug shot.[/QUOTE]


    You should hire hot dog hooker to fellate you in your office - it might just get you fired.

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    [QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4462867]Yeah but Tanorexia looks like
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    Did you hear me? PETRI DISH UNNERPANTSES I said.

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4462887]You should hire hot dog hooker to fellate you in your office - it might just get you fired.[/QUOTE]

    is that sort of thing frowned upon here?

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;4462895]is that sort of thing frowned upon here?[/QUOTE]


    Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;4462895]is that sort of thing frowned upon here?[/QUOTE]

    are you part of the anti-fellatio coalition?

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