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    Tx sighting...

    ...trying to find his way to Foxboro

    Police Arrest Naked Man Riding Unicycle Over Texas Bridge


    Joseph Farley, 45, can be seen atop his unicycle in the above photo, which was snapped by a motorist crossing the Highway 146 bridge in Kemah, a city 30 miles southeast of Houston.
    Farley, who was not intoxicated, apparently stripped off his clothes at the base of the bride before beginning his one-wheel sojourn sans attire. He explained to cops that he enjoyed the experience of naked unicycling.
    Booked into the Galveston County jail, Farley--pictured in the adjacent mug shot--is being held on lieu of $1500 on the misdemeanor charge.
    As seen below, NSFW dash cam footage released by the Kemah Police Department shows Farley dismounting the unicycle after a cop pulled up next to him. A dispatcher can be heard in the background on a police radio relaying a witness account of a perp “riding a unicycle and he’s not wearing any clothes.” After the officer confiscated his ride, a cooperative Farley immediately turned around and clasped his hands so that he could be handcuffed.

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    my guess...lost a bet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    my guess...lost a bet.
    Don't be so quick to dismiss this....I think we all would enjoy the activity of naked unicycling. I think Tx...er....Mr. Farley may be on to something.

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    Sure must be "stimulating" every time you hit a bump or pothole.

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    Jets Things does it on a bike with no seat.

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    You know, I think my bucket list just got one item longer.

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    As if Tx ever leaves his computer screen poised in troll position.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Jets Things does it on a bike with no seat.
    WTF


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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Jets Things does it on a bike with no seat.
    no, I think he uses a seat, a distinctly shaped seat......

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetPotato View Post
    As if Tx ever leaves his computer screen poised in troll position.
    Exactly. That f*cking zero is probably paler than a ghost because he never gets out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Braumeister View Post
    Exactly. That f*cking zero is probably paler than a ghost because he never gets out.
    lol...who is the Braumeister?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    lol...who is the Braumeister?
    You really don't know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    lol...who is the Braumeister?
    I'll give you a hint: same avatar as sourceworx.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    ... before beginning his one-wheel sojourn sans attire.
    Never gets old, this sans.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    I'll give you a hint: same avatar as sourceworx.
    DAMMIT I should have changed it. I thought all the mods would know for some reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Braumeister View Post
    DAMMIT I should have changed it. I thought all the mods would know for some reason.
    Mebbe Cap'n Howdy was in control of your actions at the time.



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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Mebbe Cap'n Howdy was in control of your actions at the time.



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    I should have used the Exorcist face as my av. Then only you'd have known.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    I'll give you a hint: same avatar as sourceworx.
    could you be more specific?





























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    Quote Originally Posted by Braumeister View Post
    I should have used the Exorcist face as my av. Then only you'd have known.
    Why you sonnofa...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    could you be more specific?
    lolz...



    There's been quite a few name changes 'round these parts. Maybe I should change mine. Maybe "PK". That'll throw everyone off.

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