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    Tx sighting...

    ...trying to find his way to Foxboro

    [B]Police Arrest Naked Man Riding Unicycle Over Texas Bridge[/B]

    [LIST][IMG]http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/josephfarleyriding.jpg[/IMG]A Texas man was arrested yesterday for indecent exposure after cops and scores of witnesses spotted him [URL="http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/nakedunicyclereport.jpg"]riding a unicycle naked over a bridge[/URL].[/LIST]
    Joseph Farley, 45, can be seen atop his unicycle in the above photo, [IMG]http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/josephfarley.jpg[/IMG]which was snapped by a motorist crossing the Highway 146 bridge in Kemah, a city 30 miles southeast of Houston.
    Farley, who was not intoxicated, apparently stripped off his clothes at the base of the bride before beginning his one-wheel sojourn sans attire. He explained to cops that he enjoyed the experience of naked unicycling.
    Booked into the Galveston County jail, Farley--pictured in the adjacent mug shot--is being held on lieu of $1500 on the misdemeanor charge.
    As seen below, [B]NSFW[/B] dash cam footage released by the Kemah Police Department shows Farley dismounting the unicycle after a cop pulled up next to him. A dispatcher can be heard in the background on a police radio relaying a witness account of a perp “riding a unicycle and he’s not wearing any clothes.” After the officer confiscated his ride, a cooperative Farley immediately turned around and clasped his hands so that he could be handcuffed.

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    my guess...lost a bet.

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    [QUOTE=Peebag;4464974]my guess...lost a bet.[/QUOTE]

    Don't be so quick to dismiss this....I think we all would enjoy the activity of naked unicycling. I think Tx...er....Mr. Farley may be on to something.

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    Sure must be "stimulating" every time you hit a bump or pothole.

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    Jets Things does it on a bike with no seat.

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    You know, I think my bucket list just got one item longer.

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    As if Tx ever leaves his computer screen poised in troll position.:rolleyes:

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    [QUOTE=jetstream23;4465004]Jets Things does it on a bike with no seat.[/QUOTE]

    WTF

    :mad:

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    [QUOTE=jetstream23;4465004]Jets Things does it on a bike with no seat.[/QUOTE]

    no, I think he uses a seat, a distinc:pepper:tly shaped seat......

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    [QUOTE=JetPotato;4465020]As if Tx ever leaves his computer screen poised in troll position.:rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

    Exactly. That f*cking zero is probably paler than a ghost because he never gets out.

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    [QUOTE=Braumeister;4465079]Exactly. That f*cking zero is probably paler than a ghost because he never gets out.[/QUOTE]

    lol...who is the Braumeister?

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;4465083]lol...who is the Braumeister?[/QUOTE]

    You really don't know?

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;4465083]lol...who is the Braumeister?[/QUOTE]

    I'll give you a hint: same avatar as sourceworx.

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;4464961]... before beginning his one-wheel sojourn sans attire. [/QUOTE]

    Never gets old, this sans.


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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4465092]I'll give you a hint: same avatar as sourceworx.[/QUOTE]

    DAMMIT I should have changed it. I thought all the mods would know for some reason.

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    [QUOTE=Braumeister;4465098]DAMMIT I should have changed it. I thought all the mods would know for some reason.[/QUOTE]

    Mebbe Cap'n Howdy was in control of your actions at the time.


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    [QUOTE=32green;4465102]Mebbe Cap'n Howdy was in control of your actions at the time.


    :dunno:
    -[/QUOTE]

    I should have used the Exorcist face as my av. Then only you'd have known.

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4465092]I'll give you a hint: same avatar as sourceworx.[/QUOTE]

    could you be more specific?




























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    [QUOTE=Braumeister;4465106]I should have used the Exorcist face as my av. Then only you'd have known.[/QUOTE]

    Why you sonnofa...

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;4465107]could you be more specific?[/QUOTE]

    lolz...



    There's been quite a few name changes 'round these parts. Maybe I should change mine. Maybe "PK". That'll throw everyone off.

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