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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
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    the only thing missing is a troll face SAR asking how close he'll be sittin to the old busted TV

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    the only thing missing is a troll face SAR asking how close he'll be sittin to the old busted TV





























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    OK

    so the old virgin was out of Southside's league.

    Can he maybe get this ex-model after his recent successful Bombay
    run?

    Woman who injected COOKING OIL into her own face after doctors refused to give her any more plastic surgery

    -Hang Mioku obsessed with silicone injections, she wanted 'soft' skin
    -Doctors told her she had psychological issue and refused more treatments
    -Korean resorted to injecting cooking oil leaving her permanently disfigured




    A plastic surgery addict injected cooking oil into her face when doctors refused to give her any more silicone.

    Former model Hang Mioku has been left permanently disfigured following the DIY beauty treatment.

    After injecting an entire bottle of black market silicone into her face, Hang resorted to using cooking oil that left her face severely swollen and scarred.

    Her plights was featured on Korean television and viewers donated thousands of pounds to pay for corrective surgery.

    During the first of 10 operations, surgeons removed 60g of silicone, oil and other foreign substances from her face and 200g from her neck.

    However, Hang is still disfigured and she said she wishes she could have her old face back.

    Hang had her first procedure aged 28 and then moved to Japan where she had repeated treatments.

    She quickly became obsessed with having smoother and softer skin.

    Doctors eventually refused to carry out any more work on her after her face became noticeably enlarged.

    However, she managed to get hold of a bottle of silicone and a syringe to self-inject but when that ran out she resorted to use cooking oil.

    Her face was so altered that her own parents did not recognise her and local children also used to call her 'standing fan' because her face was so large compared to her small body.

    Numerous operations paid for by donations have managed to reduce the size of her face and neck but she is still significantly disfigured.

    Recently the former model was working in a recycled clothes shop, called The Beautiful Shop, and receiving handouts from the state.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    OK

    so the old virgin was out of Southside's league.

    Can he maybe get this ex-model after his recent successful Bombay
    run?

    Woman who injected COOKING OIL into her own face after doctors refused to give her any more plastic surgery




    Looks like a cabbage patch kid.

    Love the dogs expression! rut ro!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post


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    Lmao she oiled herself into Buddy Hackett, lol


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    So you're alive?

    Out of prison?


    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Lmao she oiled herself into Buddy Hackett, lol

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    lol. This? You pull a Houdini for exactly a month and this is what you come back with?!?!
    Last edited by jetstream23; 06-10-2013 at 11:10 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Lmao she oiled herself into Buddy Hackett, lol


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    hey i saw that Hollywood Squares - Buddy explained his enormous head


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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    So you're alive?

    Out of prison?




    lol. This? You pull a Houdini for exactly a month and this is what you come back with?!?!
    It looks like Klingon-haired Buddy Hackett being born out of a denim vest.

    Common.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    So you're alive?

    Out of prison?




    lol. This? You pull a Houdini for exactly a month and this is what you come back with?!?!
    I thought this was a pretty money post to come back with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    I thought this was a pretty money post to come back with.
    In the first photo, you can see her drinking the oil.



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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    In the first photo, you can see her drinking the oil.



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    All it takes is a straw in the wrong container. Could happen to any one of us. Have some sympathy.

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    she should change her name to Olive Oyl.


    although, as ironing would have it, she looks more like Popeye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post


    hey i saw that Hollywood Squares - Buddy explained his enormous head

    Below her lower lip is what looks to be a potato.

    Below the potato is what, a ball sack?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    HOF. Brilliant piece of work.

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    well I always heard oil will make you fat



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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Lmao she oiled herself into Buddy Hackett, lol



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    Quote Originally Posted by jackhuntr View Post
    well I always heard oil will make you fat



    Lady, no way is one Stridex pad going to absorb all of that oil.

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    I am guessing a hot beef injection is out of the question here.

    Interesting thread in which to make your return 32.

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