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    Quick...Need a Telecommuting Reason for Tomorrow

    Need to get this in in the next 30 minutes or so. Too late to use repairman coming, car in shop, or function at my kids school. Better to go cryptic and just say I need to work from home without giving a reason?

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    painful penile pimple?

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    [QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4465624]Need to get this in in the next 30 minutes or so. Too late to use repairman coming, car in shop, or function at my kids school. Better to go cryptic and just say I need to work from home without giving a reason?[/QUOTE]

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    [QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4465624]Need to get this in in the next 30 minutes or so. Too late to use repairman coming, car in shop, or function at my kids school. Better to go cryptic and just say I need to work from home without giving a reason?[/QUOTE]


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    [QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4465624]Need to get this in in the next 30 minutes or so. Too late to use repairman coming, car in shop, or function at my kids school. Better to go cryptic and just say I need to work from home without giving a reason?[/QUOTE]

    oh gees! sorry! I got no ideas man.

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    Useless. YOU"RLL USELESS!!!!! (but ok a little funny).

    So the cryptic "I need to work from home tomorrow" email it shall be.

    And to any of you managers tempted to take this as an "aha!" moment...I get twice as much done from home as I do in the office, where 50% of my time is spent sitting at my desk fantasizing about Bambi Woods. :yes:
    Last edited by BushyTheBeaver; 05-11-2012 at 12:00 AM.

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    [QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4465648]Uncontrollable diarrhea.[/QUOTE]

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    [QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4465642]Useless. YOU"RLL USELESS!!!!! (but ok a little funny).

    So the cryptic "I need to work from home tomorrow" email it shall be.

    And to any of you managers tempted to take this as an "aha!" moment...I get twice as much done from home as I do in the office, where 50% of my time is spent sitting at my desk fantasizing about Bambi Woods. :yes:[/QUOTE]

    And no pics? -1 internet for you.

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    Best excuse an employee ever gave me to miss work...

    "I can't come in, I have two hot chicks in bed with me. I don't want to lose my job but I just can't leave."

    Sounded like a good excuse to me.

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    [QUOTE=crossfire;4465741]Best excuse an employee ever gave me to miss work...

    "I can't come in, I have two hot chicks in bed with me. I don't want to lose my job but I just can't leave."

    Sounded like a good excuse to me.[/QUOTE]

    Promote this man

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    :dunno: You went for a hot dog and got arrested

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;4465743]:dunno: You went for a hot dog and got arrested[/QUOTE]

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    You confused your Viagra prescription for berry tic tacs and you enjoyed them all and now you are anticipating way more than a 4 hr hard on. :eek:

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