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[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4465913]meh. too little too late. compromised by sleeping in late. on train now. amazing butterface sitting across from me. legs like a tennis player. nose like mr ed. her id badge says jayla.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4465913][B]meh. too little too late. compromised by sleeping in late. on train now.[/B] amazing butterface sitting across from me. legs like a tennis player. nose like mr ed. her id badge says jayla.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4466003]It's the wife's car. Swear the damned thing should've come with a unicorn bumper sticker. [B]She just sent me email that she got 43.9 mpg on her way to work this morning. Makes me want to shoot a whale[/B].[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4465953]It gets worse. Tomorrow I'm driving to Long Island. In a Prius. For my wife's sister's granddaughter's Jewish baby naming ceremony.
[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4466036]The following weekend is her boss's son's bar mizvah. Not going. No freakin way. I'll go to mass first. The Mrs. said we have to get him a gift. I said how about Boggle? She dint get it.[/QUOTE]
Those are just awful back to back weekends. Just brutal. No wonder she lets you get your somnambulant hump on!
[QUOTE=Jets Things;4466218]I went to a "Jack and Jill" (co-ed) baby shower once. It was tolerable because there was booze and only the women had to endure the present opening crap. We guys got drunk(er) and played horseshoes.[/QUOTE]
My wife tried to pull that sh!t for a shower that she got stuck planning. Her argument was "Why should she have to endure the awfulness that is a baby shower?" I don't have much control over my wife, but I was able to win the day on that one point.
I'm thinking about getting that engraved on a plaque.
[QUOTE=brady's a catcher;4466232]IMO, that's one of teh few times you are permitted to give your wife the "you have got to be the single stupidest person on the history of the planet" look, with no repercussions.
Ironically, despite having the intelligence of an Albanian dirt-farmer, I have perfected that look.[/QUOTE]
I hope you're Albanian....otherwise we're going to now hear it from the JI Albanian lobby. I think Frank Sobodtka is involved with them.