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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4466503][IMG]http://ragecdn.blob.core.windows.net/pictures/c2cab7cf-29d7-4630-a865-dc1a8b101b55.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]


    :applause:


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    [QUOTE=Mr. Moo;4466533]I was dropping a deuce the same guy at my job looks over the door to see if its occupied. This happened three times.[/QUOTE]

    :eek:


    I'm going to disagree that he was looking over to see if it was occupied.

    He was looking over........ to see.

    :byebye:


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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4466503][IMG]http://ragecdn.blob.core.windows.net/pictures/c2cab7cf-29d7-4630-a865-dc1a8b101b55.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    :clapper::clapper::clapper:

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    [QUOTE=Mr. Moo;4466533]If asking if someone is in a locked bathroom stall is breaking bathroom rules / etiquette than please tell me what this is. On about three occasions while I was dropping a deuce the same guy at my job looks over the door to see if its occupied. Talk about being lazy. I mean if the door is locked doesn't that imply something... and if that doesn't convince him can't he simply bend his lazy self over to see if there are two feet in the stall???? No. Not for this guy. He is only convinced when he looks over and see's my surprised face looking back. This happened three times. Next time I hope I'm wiping my butt when he does it.[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=32green;4466558]:eek:


    I'm going to disagree that he was looking over to see if it was occupied.

    He was looking over........ to see.

    :byebye:[/QUOTE]

    [IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/Bathroonknockpeek.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4466451]But we know who you are.[/QUOTE]

    Medont know ye!

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    [QUOTE=Braumeister;4466425]So at my job there's a single-toilet bathroom that you can lock yourself in. The beauty is it's in the lower level of the building, and few people know about it. It stays pretty clean because of that. It's my peaceful oasis at work.

    Today I go down there and some d*ckhead clogged the toilet. So I went to Plan B: the toilet in the men's locker room in the tiny "gym." No one was in the gym, and it was quiet. I built my toilet paper nest around the seat of the bowl and got down to business.

    Not a few minutes pass by when some a$$hole comes in to change and work out. He pushes at the stall door and sees that it's locked. OK no harm. And then he does it. He breaks the unwritten mens room code.

    "Hello? Is someone in there?"

    No you f*cking ballbag. The stall door locked itself. And it just coincidentally smells like an open grave. :rolleyes:

    That's what I should have said. Instead I grunted "Yeah."

    He broke two golden rules of the mens room: 1) You don't f*cking knock on the door of a locked stall; and 2) You don't f*cking speak in the bathroom, unless you're both washing your hands and you know each other.

    Piece of sh!t ruined my day.[/QUOTE]

    I didn't read the whole thread, however there is no doubt he wanted to suck your nuts.

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;4466590]I didn't read the whole thread, however there is no doubt he wanted to suck your nuts.[/QUOTE]


    +1 blatantly obvious nut sucking attempt. I think the thought of getting them in his mouth with doot water from the splash-back added to his lustful frenzy.

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    [QUOTE=brady's a catcher;4466593]+1 blatantly obvious nut sucking attempt. I think the thought of getting them in his mouth with doot water from the splash-back added to his lustful frenzy.[/QUOTE]
    see, its obvious

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    [QUOTE=crossfire;4466582][IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/Bathroonknockpeek.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    Lmfao. I wish I could take cred for the previous one. But it was just a good find.

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4466596]Lmfao. I wish I could take cred for the previous one. But it was just a good find.[/QUOTE]

    Well, it was a great find. I just gave it a quick altering and it worked again. :D

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    All you guys that take a **** at work................what do you about swamp azz...........:eek: No matter how hard you wipe nothing beats a shower...:yes:

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    [QUOTE=GMCJETS;4466601]All you guys that take a **** at work................what do you about swamp azz...........:eek: No matter how hard you wipe nothing beats a shower...:yes:[/QUOTE]

    That field's not gonna mow itself in 5 short hours, just sayin'. I'm concerned.

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    [QUOTE=GMCJETS;4466601]All you guys that take a **** at work................what do you about swamp azz...........:eek: No matter how hard you wipe nothing beats a shower...:yes:[/QUOTE]

    Baby wipes

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4466725]Baby wipes[/QUOTE]

    You carry them where, in you're diaper bag.

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    [QUOTE=GMCJETS;4466726]You carry them where, in you're diaper bag.[/QUOTE]

    GFY asshoIe. The insisting need to insult people. Again, GFY.

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4466728]GFY asshoIe. The insisting need to insult people. Again, GFY.[/QUOTE]

    Far from an insult, I asked you a question.

    How about you GFY all while walking around work all day smelling like a babys ass.

    Jeez............

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    [QUOTE=GMCJETS;4466726]You carry them where, in you're diaper bag.[/QUOTE]

    You're a diaper bag!

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    [QUOTE=GMCJETS;4466726]You carry them where, in you're diaper bag.[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4466728]GFY asshoIe. The insisting need to insult people. Again, GFY.[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=GMCJETS;4466737]Far from an insult, I asked you a question.

    How about you GFY all while walking around work all day smelling like a babys ass.

    Jeez............[/QUOTE]


    Lolz!! Gold Jerry, gold!

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    [QUOTE=brady's a catcher;4466750]You're a diaper bag![/QUOTE]

    Better than being a diaper like you.......always riding someones ass and full of ****!

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    [QUOTE=Mr. Moo;4466533]If asking if someone is in a locked bathroom stall is breaking bathroom rules / etiquette than please tell me what this is. On about three occasions while I was dropping a deuce the same guy at my job looks over the door to see if its occupied. Talk about being lazy. I mean if the door is locked doesn't that imply something... and if that doesn't convince him can't he simply bend his lazy self over to see if there are two feet in the stall???? No. Not for this guy. He is only convinced when he looks over and see's my surprised face looking back. This happened three times. Next time I hope I'm wiping my butt when he does it.[/QUOTE]

    I hereby dub thee Mr. Doo


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    [QUOTE=GMCJETS;4466752]Better than being a diaper like you.......always riding someones ass and full of ****![/QUOTE]

    I know it.

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