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    I'm raising a smartass. Awesome.

    So my neighbor tells me he saw my son and his friends sitting in the movie theatre when he went to see The Avengers the other night. It's crowded, and right in front of my kid sits this big goon. It's still before the movie started, so my son and his friends are talking and laughing like any 16 year olds, when the goon turns around like a dick and growls "are you going to be this loud the whole movie?"

    My son looks at him and goes "I don't know, are you going to be that tall the whole movie?"

    I love that kid.

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    Sounds like Hampur material.

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    You must be so proud.

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4472292]So my neighbor tells me he saw my son and his friends sitting in the movie theatre when he went to see The Avengers the other night. It's crowded, and right in front of my kid sits this big goon. It's still before the movie started, so my son and his friends are talking and laughing like any 16 year olds, when the goon turns around like a dick and growls "are you going to be this loud the whole movie?"

    My son looks at him and goes "I don't know, are you going to be that tall the whole movie?"

    I love that kid.[/QUOTE]

    after that, did your sopne offer to buy him an iced tea?

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    Methinks you could learn a lesson or two from that kid on how to get fired?

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    [QUOTE=crasherino;4472326]after that, did your sopne offer to buy him an iced tea?[/QUOTE]

    This guy gets it. And often.

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4472292]So my neighbor tells me he saw my son and his friends sitting in the movie theatre when he went to see The Avengers the other night. It's crowded, and right in front of my kid sits this big goon. It's still before the movie started, so my son and his friends are talking and laughing like any 16 year olds, when the goon turns around like a dick and growls "are you going to be this loud the whole movie?"

    My son looks at him and goes "I don't know, are you going to be that tall the whole movie?"

    I love that kid.[/QUOTE]

    Meh, like any 35+ Hampurite wouldn't have thought the same thing but not actually said it. :rolleyes:









































    :D

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4472292]So my neighbor tells me he saw my son and his friends sitting in the movie theatre when he went to see The Avengers the other night. It's crowded, and right in front of my kid sits this big goon. It's still before the movie started, so my son and his friends are talking and laughing like any 16 year olds, when the goon turns around like a dick and growls "are you going to be this loud the whole movie?"

    My son looks at him and goes "I don't know, are you going to be that tall the whole movie?"

    I love that kid.[/QUOTE]

    outstanding!

    extra points would have been awarded if he has said, "is your head going to be that fat the whole movie." Of course it's up to you to help him improve all aspects of his game. :D

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    Hope you have good dental coverage for your sopne.

    Didnt you tell him to pick on shorter people?:eek:

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4472386]Hope you have good dental coverage for your sopne.

    Didnt you tell him to pick on shorter people?:eek:[/QUOTE]

    No worries...he was carrying one of these...

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    Whats the secret to raising a loud kid who is disrespectful to adults, anyway?

    :dunno:

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    [QUOTE=32green;4472414]Whats the secret to raising a loud kid who is disrespectful to adults, anyway?

    :dunno:

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    Practice.

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    [QUOTE=32green;4472414]Whats the secret to raising a loud kid who is disrespectful to adults, anyway?

    :dunno:

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    Choosing the east coast to raise you're chiidrenses.

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    [QUOTE=32green;4472414]Whats the secret to raising a loud kid who is disrespectful to adults, anyway?

    :dunno:

    -[/QUOTE]

    Nah, he's a very respectful kid. He just doesn't take crap from dooshes.

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4472422]Nah, he's a very respectful kid. He just doesn't take crap from dooshes.[/QUOTE]

    Oh, he would love/hate this place.

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    [QUOTE=32green;4472414]Whats the secret to raising a loud kid who is disrespectful to adults, anyway?

    :dunno:

    -[/QUOTE]

    Pretty much alls you have to do you ignore them while you post on the webz all day and wait for your neighbors to report on their progress.

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    Where you been brah? You've been quiet all week.

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4472431][IMG]http://static.tumblr.com/0d7isp6/19Om3x2ks/276166_papel-de-parede-meme-freddie-mercury_1280x960.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    Freddie graphic wins the internet.

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4472431][IMG]http://static.tumblr.com/0d7isp6/19Om3x2ks/276166_papel-de-parede-meme-freddie-mercury_1280x960.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
    NICE!!

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