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    boogers, lungers and loogies...

    What about it? Anyone go "digging for gold"? Picked any winners lately? I see occasional discussions of doots and farts and air freshener in unisex bathrooms, but not much talk about the crap that comes out of one's nose. Do you guys out east not go digging every now and again? Ever pull a move like Sanchez pulled on Brunell?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VonRotten View Post
    What about it? Anyone go "digging for gold"? Picked any winners lately? I see occasional discussions of doots and farts and air freshener in unisex bathrooms, but not much talk about the crap that comes out of one's nose. Do you guys out east not go digging every now and again? Ever pull a move like Sanchez pulled on Brunell?
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    Quote Originally Posted by VonRotten View Post
    What about it? Anyone go "digging for gold"? Picked any winners lately? I see occasional discussions of doots and farts and air freshener in unisex bathrooms, but not much talk about the crap that comes out of one's nose. Do you guys out east not go digging every now and again? Ever pull a move like Sanchez pulled on Brunell?
    Only in company staff meetings when I'm trying to get the summer off. It really grosses out the chicks. So bad, I'm afraid it will trigger projectile vomiting. What's really great is when you get a 'stringer', you know when you think you have it and it's umbilical cord doesn't release and you have to drag it across your chin and wipe it on your shirt. Those are a *****!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Boston Patriot View Post
    Only in company staff meetings when I'm trying to get the summer off. It really grosses out the chicks. So bad, I'm afraid it will trigger projectile vomiting. What's really great is when you get a 'stringer', you know when you think you have it and it's umbilical cord doesn't release and you have to drag it across your chin and wipe it on your shirt. Those are a *****!
    The ones that feel like you are trying to pull a quahog out of your head? Been there...done that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Boston Patriot View Post
    Only in company staff meetings when I'm trying to get the summer off. It really grosses out the chicks. So bad, I'm afraid it will trigger projectile vomiting. What's really great is when you get a 'stringer', you know when you think you have it and it's umbilical cord doesn't release and you have to drag it across your chin and wipe it on your shirt. Those are a *****!
    Reading this doesn't bother me. Seeing someone do it would literally make me puke. It's happened before.

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    Bring back GMC

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    Bring back Stokes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VonRotten View Post
    What about it? Anyone go "digging for gold"? Picked any winners lately? I see occasional discussions of doots and farts and air freshener in unisex bathrooms, but not much talk about the crap that comes out of one's nose. Do you guys out east not go digging every now and again? Ever pull a move like Sanchez pulled on Brunell?
    This guy got it. Waaaaaaaaaaaaay up there.

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    One time on the school bus in 7th grade I hocked a huge bloody loogie onto this older guys powder blue down jacket. It was beautiful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VonRotten View Post
    What about it? Anyone go "digging for gold"? Picked any winners lately? I see occasional discussions of doots and farts and air freshener in unisex bathrooms, but not much talk about the crap that comes out of one's nose. Do you guys out east not go digging every now and again? Ever pull a move like Sanchez pulled on Brunell?
    This is worst than my own threads!
    Last edited by Sports; 05-19-2012 at 12:43 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sports View Post
    This is worst than my own threads!
    no, no it isn't...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    no, no it isn't...
    But, it's close.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Bring back GMC
    And DWC.

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    Tough crowd!

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    Had two guys I used to with who had a competition going. They would each pick a winner, then schmear it at face level above the urinal. Then, they would circle it with a pen and write the date and their initials. If you took a leak and were taller than say 5'7 , you were forced to witness this unholy debacle.


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    Much of this thread, including what I had written as a sarcastic/witty_retort/stupid_response_that_was_made_up, is disgusting. Much worse than the doot thread, which was pretty bad. This must mean it's top XXX hampur material?


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    I forgot to mention he was a soccer player.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    And DWC.
    This.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    no, no it isn't...
    I have good news for you, I can't start threads any longer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sports View Post
    I have good news for you, I can't start threads any longer.
    Huge loss for everyone.

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