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Thread: Tried to do a wheelie on my mountain bike today...

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    Tried to do a wheelie on my mountain bike today...

    Busted ass in the front yard. Jammed my thumb. Broke the seat on the bike. Bruised up my knee, shoulder, shin... a few lacerations.

    WTF, that sh!t was really easy to do 10+ years ago.

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    wtf does this have to do with the hotties forum?

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    And now there is some creepy looking heroine/child molester picture on the page.... the universe is against me today.


    Is this Timmy?

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    And I posted this in the hotties forum....

    I'm pfailing all day. Mods please move to the hmapmur.... thankee.

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    [QUOTE=southside;4474082]And I posted this in the hotties forum....

    I'm pfailing all day. Mods please move to the hmapmur.... thankee.[/QUOTE]

    Musta used your thumb and the bike seat to post.


    :dunno:


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    And you wonder why you're still a virgin...

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    [QUOTE=southside;4474079]Busted ass in the front yard. Jammed my thumb. Broke the seat on the bike. Bruised up my knee, shoulder, shin... a few lacerations.

    WTF, that sh!t was really easy to do 10+ years ago.[/QUOTE]


    well done

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    Wheelies are for sissies.

    Do an endo and get back to us....


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    You should have tried to use your testicles to absorb most of the impact. It's not like you'll need them ever.

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    [QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4474203]You should have tried to use your testicles to absorb most of the impact. It's not like you'll need them ever.[/QUOTE]

    merciless

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    [QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4474203]You should have tried to use your testicles to absorb most of the impact. It's not like you'll need them ever.[/QUOTE]

    oh



    oh no


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    First off, I was doing endos like a champ. The problem was most certainly a lack of sissyness... fueling me to power a wheelie rider from center to left center to "Of funk time to bail."

    My thumb still hurts. Thanks for asking.

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    The topic of this thread makes me really happy.....

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;4474187]Wheelies are for sissies.

    Do an endo and get back to us....


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    In about 8 years when my kid gets his first BMX, I know I'll end up in the hospital trying to show him something I used to be able to do.

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    You do not sound like an athletically gifted individual. i mean, you cant even do a wheelie?

    Lets start by watching this movie:

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    [QUOTE=southside;4474312]
    My thumb still hurts. [/QUOTE]

    Weekend ruined

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    [QUOTE=JetPotato;4474386]Weekend ruined[/QUOTE]
    LMAO :D

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    wuss



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    [QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4474203]You should have tried to use your testicles to absorb most of the impact. It's not like you'll need them ever.[/QUOTE]

    :rotfl:

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