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    Fore!

    [B]Fore! Errant golf ball knocks out Murfreesboro motorcyclist's teeth[/B]

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    An errant golf ball from the 14th hole on Murfreesboro’s Indian Hills Golf [URL="http://www.tennessean.com/article/20120523/NEWS03/305230113/2275/RSS05#"][COLOR=darkgreen][FONT=Helvetica]Course[/FONT][/COLOR][/URL] knocked a motorcyclist’s teeth out as she and her husband rode blissfully along South Church Street.-
    A man teeing off at the 14th over the weekend hooked his shot, watched the ball disappear and then heard screams, according to a Murfreesboro Police Department incident report. He followed the scream to find a woman clutching her bloody mouth.
    Her husband told police that they were riding their motorcycles when he saw the ball bounce across the road and near her motorcycle. There, it careened into her face. She was able to avoid wrecking her bike, but the ball knocked out “several” teeth, the report said. She was taken to Middle Tennessee Medical Center for treatment.
    An officer scoured the area for the offending golf ball and found multiple potential culprits, but, alas, he wrote, “none of which had blood on them.”

    [URL]http://www.tennessean.com/article/20120523/NEWS03/305230113/2275/RSS05[/URL]


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    Update after visiting the medical center another ball was found lodged in the posterior region of the motorcyclist, the unidentified golfer opined that was his provisional ball.

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    Can I have my ball back mister?

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    Ive played courses along major routes and they all have signs letting you know that you are responsible for any damages to vehicles or peoples faces!!!

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;4475540] it careened into her face. She was able to avoid wrecking her bike, but the ball knocked out “several” teeth[/QUOTE]

    Tough chick.:eek:


    Maybe too tough.


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    [QUOTE=32green;4475567]Tough chick.:eek:


    Maybe too tough.


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    imagine her now, with toothless smile, riding a Harley
    :eek:

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    Mr. husband cyclist reacts to having a toothless wife:

    [IMG]http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/ic/blogs/channelsurfing/uploaded_images/The_Fonz_1z-750257.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4475591]Mr. husband cyclist reacts to having a toothless wife:

    [IMG]http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/ic/blogs/channelsurfing/uploaded_images/The_Fonz_1z-750257.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
    "A perfect fit!"

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;4475540][B]Fore! Errant golf ball knocks out Murfreesboro motorcyclist's teeth[/B]

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    An errant golf ball from the 14th hole on Murfreesboro’s Indian Hills Golf [URL="http://www.tennessean.com/article/20120523/NEWS03/305230113/2275/RSS05#"][COLOR=darkgreen][FONT=Helvetica]Course[/FONT][/COLOR][/URL] knocked a motorcyclist’s teeth out as she and her husband rode blissfully along South Church Street.-
    A man teeing off at the 14th over the weekend hooked his shot, watched the ball disappear and then heard screams, according to a Murfreesboro Police Department incident report. He followed the scream to find a woman clutching her bloody mouth.
    Her husband told police that they were riding their motorcycles when he saw the ball bounce across the road and near her motorcycle. There, it careened into her face. She was able to avoid wrecking her bike, but the ball knocked out “several” teeth, the report said. She was taken to Middle Tennessee Medical Center for treatment.
    An officer scoured the area for the offending golf ball and found multiple potential culprits, but, alas, he wrote, “none of which had blood on them.”

    [URL]http://www.tennessean.com/article/20120523/NEWS03/305230113/2275/RSS05[/URL]


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    Update after visiting the medical center another ball was found lodged in the posterior region of the motorcyclist, the unidentified golfer opined that was his provisional ball.

    [IMG]http://funny-pictures-center.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/benny-hill.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]


    I call bs. Tennesseeans don't have teefs.

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4475591]Mr. husband cyclist reacts to having a toothless wife:

    [IMG]http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/ic/blogs/channelsurfing/uploaded_images/The_Fonz_1z-750257.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=jetswin;4475621]"A perfect fit!"[/QUOTE]

    Lmao...now imagine your wives reading these posts.

    :D

    "...er.....but I love the Fonz, hun, you know that..lol [B]

    "THWACK THWACK"[/B]

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    [QUOTE=32green;4475709]Lmao...now imagine your wives reading these posts.

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    "...er.....but I love the Fonz, hun, you know that..lol

    [B]"THWACK THWACK"[/B][/QUOTE]

    lol, quick hide the 8 iron!

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    [B]Fore! part deux[/B]


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    [B]Plane door lands on South Florida golf course[/B]

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    HALLANDALE BEACH, Fla. (AP) - Federal authorities are investigating how a private jet's main cabin door became an unconventional hazard at a South Florida golf course.
    The Federal Aviation Administration reports that the Canadair CL60's door landed Wednesday afternoon on the 16th fairway of the Westin Diplomat Resort & Spa's golf course in Hallandale Beach.
    No injuries were reported.
    The jet had just taken off from the Opa-Locka Executive Airport and was headed about 30 miles north to its home base at Pompano Beach Municipal Airport when it lost the door. The pilot diverted the plane to Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport, where it landed safely.
    Wednesday happened to be one of two days during the year that the golf course closes for maintenance. The course is also surrounded by private residences and businesses.

    [URL]http://www.myfoxorlando.com/story/18622336/plane-door-lands-on-south-florida-golf-course[/URL]

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