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Thread: These ****ing gay-ass iPhone Siri commercials need to stop....

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    These ****ing gay-ass iPhone Siri commercials need to stop....

    Like I'm sure Samuel L Jackson is cooking his own ****ing meals, and John Malkovich is laughing at jokes his phone makes.

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    This is more accurate

    [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/AuhrC.png[/IMG]

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    u mad bro?

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    iPhones are for dicks.

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    Do you like cold 'spacho?

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    [B][SIZE="7"][FONT="Impact"][I][COLOR="Red"]HOTSPACHO![/COLOR][/I][/FONT][/SIZE][/B]

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    [QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4475944]Do you like cold 'spacho?[/QUOTE]

    [B][I]Go back to Russia![/I][/B]

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4475957][B][I]Go back to Russia![/I][/B][/QUOTE]

    lolz

    It's tomato soup, served ice cold!

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4475963]lolz

    It's tomato soup, served ice cold![/QUOTE]

    You don't win friends with salad.

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4475963]lolz

    It's tomato soup, served ice cold![/QUOTE]

    I knew someone wouldn't leave me hanging for long on that one... :)

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    Do you have a "Fleshlight" dealer close to where you live?

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    I don't wanna friggin' iphone. Siri besa mi culo!

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    Today...we're dancin'.

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    I don't get the outrage.

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    I thought Zoey would have been smart enough to just look out the window b4 asking her phone if it was raining.

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    Ugh missed a golden chance at a Lisa the Vegeterian reference. Oh well.

    The Zooey one is the worst. Siri should explode from how horrible her questions are.

    Who orders tomato soup? Its like 70 cents a can. Make it yourself.

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    [QUOTE=Bay Ridge Jet;4476284]Ugh missed a golden chance at a Lisa the Vegeterian reference. Oh well.

    The Zooey one is the worst. Siri should explode from how horrible her questions are.

    Who orders tomato soup?[/QUOTE]

    You know a full fledged hipster such as herself has cartoons of the Trader Joes boxed **** anyway.

    Damn, now I want that.
    Last edited by Ruby2; 05-24-2012 at 10:55 AM.

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    [QUOTE=Ruby2;4476285]You know a full fledged hipster such as herself as cartoons of the Trader Joes boxed **** anyway.

    Damn, now I want that.[/QUOTE]

    Agreed.

    The commercial should have Siri sighing and then shutting itself off for accuracy.

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    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eLELOBuT-Q[/url]

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    My Siri is mad at me right now...

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