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    ****ING BIRDS

    So apparently there are a couple of mockingbirds right outside my bedroom window. They start singing right around 1:30 2 in the morning. This goes on for a couple of hours. These birds are pretty much looking for a piece of ass this late at night. It seems like these birds are not getting any ass whatsoever as it's been going on for 2 weeks now. Kind of made me thing of southside.

    Anyway, Haven't had a good nights sleep in 2 weeks cause of these god forsaken birds. I'm contemplating on taking my gun and just starting shooting in the air like My Cousin Vinny.

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    It isn't just the lack of ass that has them upset. There's turbine-wearing birds blocking their view of the trees and they're pissed they have to move over 3 inches.

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    [QUOTE=JetPotato;4476303]It isn't just the lack of ass that has them upset. There's turbine-wearing birds blocking their view of the trees and they're pissed they have to move over 3 inches.[/QUOTE]

    I understand now. So you're saying I should put a turban on? This makes sense.

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    No, I'm saying you should ask Siri how to prepare Japanese dong.

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    [QUOTE=JetPotato;4476320]No, I'm saying you should ask Siri how to prepare Japanese dong.[/QUOTE]

    [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vivKo.gif[/IMG]

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    Cross-thread pollination overload.

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    Are they wearing turbans?

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4476335]Cross-thread pollination overload.[/QUOTE]

    POSSIBLY.

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    If you want I can bring my cat over to take care of the problem. Little bastard goes out and comes back with a bird in his mouth at least once a day.

    You'll be sleeping peacefully in no time. ;)

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4476288]So apparently there are a couple of mockingbirds right outside my bedroom window. They start singing right around 1:30 2 in the morning. This goes on for a couple of hours. These birds are pretty much looking for a piece of ass this late at night. It seems like these birds are not getting any ass whatsoever as it's been going on for 2 weeks now. Kind of made me thing of southside.

    Anyway, Haven't had a good nights sleep in 2 weeks cause of these god forsaken birds. I'm contemplating on taking my gun and just starting shooting in the air like My Cousin Vinny.[/QUOTE]

    Download a sound file of another male mockingbird and play it during the day. The other bird will take off and not bother looking for a mate there. They're the SouthSides of the avian kingdom.

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    [QUOTE]It seems like these birds are not getting any ass whatsoever as it's been going on for 2 weeks now.[/QUOTE]

    Well then open your window and take your pants off. Help a bird out.

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    [QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4476310]I understand now. So you're saying I should put a turban on? This makes sense.[/QUOTE]

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;4476356]Download a sound file of another male mockingbird and play it during the day. The other bird will take off and not bother looking for a mate there. They're the SouthSides of the avian kingdom.[/QUOTE]

    LMAO

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    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5f_gbzo4Q0[/url]

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4476335]Cross-thread pollination overload.[/QUOTE]

    If PaulieC were here, he would do something about it.

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    This thread is racist. :yes:

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    Tur-ban

    (1) To prohibit, esp officially, from posting action, display, entrance, sale, etc.; forbid (See also Perma-ban)


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    Two in the pink....

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4476335]Cross-thread pollination overload.[/QUOTE]

    F*ing hummingbirds, over pollenating the damn region.

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    That's what you get for living in a turban renewal zone

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    [QUOTE=Peebag;4476338]Are they wearing turbans?[/QUOTE]

    Apparently they are wearing [B][I]turbines[/I][/B], which are adding to the noise.

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