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    Zombie apocalypse has begun!!

    Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim

    It was a scene as creepy as a Hannibal Lecter movie.

    One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp Saturday, police said.

    The horror began about 2 p.m. when a series of gunshots were heard on the ramp, which is along NE 13th Street, just south of The Miami Herald building.

    According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away.Meanwhile, a woman also saw the incident and flagged down a police officer who was in the area.

    The officer, who has not been identified, approached and, seeing what was happening, also ordered the naked man to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him, police sources said. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

    Miami police were on the scene, which was just south of The Miami Herald building on Biscayne Boulevard. The naked man who was killed lay face down on the pedestrian walkway just below the newspaper’s two-story parking garage. Police have requested The Herald’s video surveillance tapes.

    The other man was transported to the hospital with critical injuries, according to police. Their identities were not released.

    The incident, which came as crowds descended upon South Beach for the annual Urban Beach Week hip-hop festival, snarled traffic on the causeway for several hours.

    In a text message, Javier Ortiz, spokesman for Miami police’s Fraternal Order of Police, said the officer who fired the fatal shots was “a hero.”

    “Based on the information provided, our Miami police officer is a hero and saved a life,’’ he said.

    Sergeant Altarr Williams, supervisor of Miami police’s Homicide Unit, said a man doesn’t have to be armed to be dangerous.

    “There are other ways to injure people,’’ Williams said. “Some people know martial arts, others are very strong and can kill you with their hands.’’

    Investigators believe the victim may have been homeless and laying down when the crazed man pounced.

    Police theorize the attacker might have been suffering from "cocaine psychosis," a drug-induced craze that bakes the body internally and often leads the affected to strip naked to try and cool off.

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    [IMG]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0d2c07iRw1qcqm5r.jpg[/IMG]

    Only in this ****hole, I swear...

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    See what happens when they let South Beach turn into Compton for the weekend...

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    [QUOTE=Mike D;4478718]See what happens when they let South Beach turn into Compton for the weekend...[/QUOTE]

    Sup brah? Where you been?

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    [QUOTE=ten-not-done;4478639]

    Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway[B] was ‘eating’ face off victim[/B]

    One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, [B]and his face allegedly half eaten[/B],

    According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man [B]chewing on another man’s face [/B]

    [/QUOTE]

    You know, a little cardamom, a little curry, in a coconut milk emulsion and face can be quite delectable.

    _

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    Her face really was good enough to eat!!

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    I read this morning they think it was Bath Salt LSD (what happened to windowpane?) that caused this guy to go crazy. I however agree with the OP, it is in fact the beginning of the Zombie Apocolypse.

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    Eating faces, not stopping when shot.... definately the Zombie Apocalypse. Shoot for the head!

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    Listen, everyone celebrates Memorial Day in their own way. Why is everyone so judgmental?

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    who knew that acting out "chimp attack" sexual fantasies would be so dangerous??


    :dunno:

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    Was the victim wearing a hoodie?

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    [QUOTE=DDNYjets;4479500]Was the victim wearing a hoodie?[/QUOTE]

    yes, and it was delicious

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    [QUOTE=quantum;4479603]yes, and it was delicious[/QUOTE]

    I thought the cops shot you dead? :confused::confused:

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    That guy made Ham Cybele look sane

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4479650]That guy made Ham Cybele look sane[/QUOTE]

    I wonder what tastes better, Ham Cybele or Nose N' Eyes?

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    Holy crap just saw a picture of what's left of the victim's face. No meat for lunch today.

    For those brave, foolish and curious few...

    [URL="http://i.imgur.com/KKokC.jpg"]DANGER!!!![/URL]

    :eek::eek::eek::eek:

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    I was just driving in to check in at the Marriott Hotel 2 blocks from the scene when I saw the yellow tape and police cars. It quickly reminded me why I moved out of SoFla.

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    Here's an unusual defense for the zombie Apocalypse...it could work!

    [B]Police: Hackensack Man Stabbed Himself, Threw His Skin And Intestines At Officers[/B]

    [B]Wild Scene Ends With Responding Cops Giving Way To Bergen SWAT Team[/B]

    [B]HACKENSACK, N.J. (CBSNewYork/AP) –[/B] A man who stabbed himself and threw pieces of his skin and intestines at police officers trying to subdue him was hospitalized in critical condition on Monday, authorities said.
    Officers encountered 43-year-old Wayne Carter on Sunday morning when they responded to reports of a man barricaded [URL="http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/05/16/neighbors-watchful-eye-helps-police-catch-alleged-burglar-in-hackensack/"]in a room in Hackensack[/URL] and threatening to harm himself, Lt. John Heinemann said.
    Two officers kicked in the door and saw Carter in a corner, holding a knife in his hand, police said. Carter, ignoring the officers’ orders to drop the knife, stood up and stabbed himself in the abdomen, legs and neck, they said.
    Carter yelled at the officers and took an aggressive stance, and the officers [URL="http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/04/30/city-council-members-sue-city-over-treatment-of-occupy-wall-street-protesters/"]used pepper spray in a bid to subdue him[/URL], but it had no effect, Heinemann said.

    Police said that Carter then cut off pieces of his skin and intestines and threw them at the officers.
    The officers decided to retreat and call in the Bergen County SWAT team, Heinemann said. Carter finally was restrained and was taken to a hospital just before midnight.
    No charges have been filed because of the unusual nature of the case, Heinemann said. He said he believes that drug use or mental illness may have contributed to Carter’s behavior, but that hasn’t been confirmed.
    Carter had been arrested [URL="http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/04/28/tigers-delmon-young-released-on-bail-following-alleged-hate-filled-rant-in-midtown/"]in the past for aggravated assault[/URL] and resisting arrest.

    [URL]http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/05/29/police-hackensack-man-stabbed-himself-threw-his-skin-and-intestines-at-officers/[/URL]

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;4480096]Here's an unusual defense for the zombie Apocalypse...it could work!

    [B]Police: Hackensack Man Stabbed Himself, Threw His Skin And Intestines At Officers[/B]

    [B]Wild Scene Ends With Responding Cops Giving Way To Bergen SWAT Team[/B]

    [B]HACKENSACK, N.J. (CBSNewYork/AP) –[/B] A man who stabbed himself and threw pieces of his skin and intestines at police officers trying to subdue him was hospitalized in critical condition on Monday, authorities said.
    Officers encountered 43-year-old Wayne Carter on Sunday morning when they responded to reports of a man barricaded [URL="http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/05/16/neighbors-watchful-eye-helps-police-catch-alleged-burglar-in-hackensack/"]in a room in Hackensack[/URL] and threatening to harm himself, Lt. John Heinemann said.
    Two officers kicked in the door and saw Carter in a corner, holding a knife in his hand, police said. Carter, ignoring the officers’ orders to drop the knife, stood up and stabbed himself in the abdomen, legs and neck, they said.
    Carter yelled at the officers and took an aggressive stance, and the officers [URL="http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/04/30/city-council-members-sue-city-over-treatment-of-occupy-wall-street-protesters/"]used pepper spray in a bid to subdue him[/URL], but it had no effect, Heinemann said.

    Police said that Carter then cut off pieces of his skin and intestines and threw them at the officers.
    The officers decided to retreat and call in the Bergen County SWAT team, Heinemann said. Carter finally was restrained and was taken to a hospital just before midnight.
    No charges have been filed because of the unusual nature of the case, Heinemann said. He said he believes that drug use or mental illness may have contributed to Carter’s behavior, but that hasn’t been confirmed.
    Carter had been arrested [URL="http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/04/28/tigers-delmon-young-released-on-bail-following-alleged-hate-filled-rant-in-midtown/"]in the past for aggravated assault[/URL] and resisting arrest.

    [URL]http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/05/29/police-hackensack-man-stabbed-himself-threw-his-skin-and-intestines-at-officers/[/URL][/QUOTE]

    Shouldn't this headline be "How to properly use a colon"?

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    salad for lunch today.


    *dry heave*

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