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    If You HAVE NOT Slept With A Celebrity

    [url]http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/woman-claims-sex-on-menu-at-pizza-joint-near-yankee-stadium-060612[/url]


    [B]Report: Woman claims sex on menu[/B]


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    Updated Jun 6, 2012 11:41 AM ET
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    An Italian eatery just steps from Yankee Stadium is charging customers for slices of pizza and sex with their wait staff, a new lawsuit claims.

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    Yankee fans heading to Stadium Pizza after ball games are treated to a smorgasbord of waitresses and bartenders moonlighting as prostitutes, according to a lawyer for former employee Olga Contreras.
    Contreras, who is suing the restaurant's owners for sexual harassment, said she has spotted one worker frequently giving oral sex and customers disappearing into the restroom with the staff.
    In documents filed Tuesday in Bronx Supreme Court, Contreras, 29, said she was forced to clean up "numerous used condoms," but never prostituted herself while working at the dive from 2005 to 2012.
    She claims that she suffered a miscarriage, after she got pregnant by her boyfriend, because the owners forced her to lift heavy items.
    In March, the owners, Tania Jimenez and Francisco Almonte, fired Contreras after she walked into the kitchen and said in broken English, "I am hungry," the papers state.
    When a New York Post reporter called for comment Tuesday, the eatery's phone was not working.

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    ok, two pizzas please, one with the mushrooms, one without the mushroomhead

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    I don"t want to order the pie with head cheese.

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    Ill take a white slice a sicilian and a whore. How much

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    Where's the bathroom?

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    Oh lord jeezus it's a blow job, I got bronchitis!

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4485775] fired Contreras after she walked into the kitchen and said in broken English, "I am hungry," [/QUOTE]

    The natural thing to do after scooping handfulls of warm, dripping used condoms into a bucket.

    I question her dedication.


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    [QUOTE=32green;4485849]The natural thing to do after scooping handfulls of warm, dripping used condoms into a bucket.

    I question her dedication.


    -[/QUOTE]

    Kill yourself. Then ban yourself.

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    It's a wrap!!

    [IMG]http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/kate-upton-its-a-wrap.gif[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;4485777]ok, two pizzas please, one with the mushrooms, one without the mushroomhead[/QUOTE]

    Ur new name is Buttontop :P

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    [QUOTE=32green;4485849]The natural thing to do after scooping handfulls of warm, dripping used condoms into a bucket.

    I question her dedication.


    -[/QUOTE]

    Kids today just want the easy money. I think they need to read Charles Dicken's "Little Condom Girl" to refresh their appreciation for how good they got it.


    [QUOTE=Lone Star Lady;4485839]Oh lord jeezus it's a blow job, I got bronchitis![/QUOTE] You live near a library?


















    :alien: :D

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    [QUOTE=Carlton;4485860]It's a wrap!!

    [IMG]http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/kate-upton-its-a-wrap.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
    Is it me, or has this girl worn out her welcome (in here, not at your house :rolleyes: :D)

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4485873]Is it me, or has this girl worn out her welcome (in here, not at your house :rolleyes: :D)[/QUOTE]

    Her yes, but bouncing boobs are always welcome.

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    [QUOTE=Carlton;4485876]Her yes, but bouncing boobs are always welcome.[/QUOTE]
    Well, that works for me! Win F'n WIN.


    Time for a beer.

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4485878]Well, that works for me! Win F'n WIN.


    Time for a beer.[/QUOTE]

    I'm about to have one to a dozen. Mmmmmmmmmmmm :homer:

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    [QUOTE=Carlton;4485884]I'm about to have one to a dozen. Mmmmmmmmmmmm :homer:[/QUOTE]
    dammit I still have 2 hours to go! Always talking out of turn. F***. :mad::(

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    A Blowjob and a Yankee game. Sounds like a great day!

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    [QUOTE=Carlton;4485860]It's a wrap!!

    [IMG]http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/kate-upton-its-a-wrap.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    i fancy myself quite an avid lip-reader, and she's clearly saying, "Let's fap!!"


    or maybe i'm a tit-reader? :scratch:



    in any case... :drool:

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;4485901]i fancy myself quite an avid lip-reader, and she's clearly saying, "Let's fap!!"


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    Ha ha....:D

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    [QUOTE=jetsfan920;4485896]A Blowjob and a Yankee game. Sounds like a great day![/QUOTE]

    Unless Suzyn Waldman is involved.



    :eek:



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