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    Significant others JI privledges...

    So, whilst scanning the board one day I made an attempt to explain some message board/JI lingo to my girlfriend. As you can imagine, it ended with a usual and ironic roll of the eyes.

    Later the night we were reading before bed and I made my usual move. She came back at me with, "stop troling!". I almost trlolololed off the mattress. What made it worse is she is a Pats fan.

    It brings me to the point to ask, what do the Mrs say about that? And how much do you show them? There are many hours spent on here, what is there take? My girlfriend loves the "FunnyPics Thread" most if all.

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    [QUOTE=NYJCAP2;4486071]

    Later the night we were reading before bed and I made my usual move. She came back at me with, "stop troling!".
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    Um.... ermm....

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    [QUOTE=NYJCAP2;4486071]Later the night we were reading before bed and I made my usual move. She came back at me with, "stop troling!". I almost trlolololed off the mattress. What made it worse is she is a Pats fan.[/QUOTE]

    Do you have kids? How are they split? Like, my wife is jewish, I'm not. My wife is a vegetarian, I'm not. We agreed before the kids were born we would not impose our identities on them. We have two kids. They are both jewish. They are both vegetarians. Tradoff is wifey takes it up the down staircase. At like 2 a.m. :yes:

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    [QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4486082]Do you have kids? How are they split? Like, my wife is jewish, I'm not. My wife is a vegetarian, I'm not. We agreed before the kids were born we would not impose our identities on them. We have two kids. They are both jewish. They are both vegetarians. Tradoff is wifey takes it up the down staircase. At like 2 a.m. :yes:[/QUOTE]

    LOLz!!!

    So the wife was basically like, "Listen, you can f*** me in the a** every night at 2AM but I will NEVER allow our children to eat a hamburger" ?

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    [QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4486082]Do you have kids? How are they split? Like, my wife is jewish, I'm not. My wife is a vegetarian, I'm not. We agreed before the kids were born we would not impose our identities on them. We have two kids. They are both jewish. They are both vegetarians. Tradoff is wifey takes it up the down staircase. At like 2 a.m. :yes:[/QUOTE]

    I almost just sharted my shorts after reading this....That is just TOO FUNNY...LOL:yes:

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    My wife mysteriously vanishes whenever the phrase "JetsInsider" is mentioned around the house. If I include the bonus term "Political board"; snot shoots from her nose as she scream "F***ing NeoCon ********* ********s!"

    Your wife is a Pats fan?

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    Mentioning JI to your significant other is a bannable offense.

    Enjoy your vacation.


    Sent from my Double-Wide using Semaphore...

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    I don't dare inform my wife of my life on this place. Ever.

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    [QUOTE=NYJCAP2;4486071]So, whilst scanning the board one day I made an attempt to explain some message board/JI lingo to my girlfriend. As you can imagine, it ended with a usual and ironic roll of the eyes.

    Later the night we were reading before bed and I made my usual move. She came back at me with, "stop troling!". I almost trlolololed off the mattress. What made it worse is she is a Pats fan.

    It brings me to the point to ask, what do the Mrs say about that? And how much do you show them? There are many hours spent on here, what is there take? My girlfriend loves the "FunnyPics Thread" most if all.[/QUOTE]

    Don't show them.

    [QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4486082]Do you have kids? How are they split? Like, my wife is jewish, I'm not. My wife is a vegetarian, I'm not. We agreed before the kids were born we would not impose our identities on them. We have two kids. They are both jewish. They are both vegetarians. Tradoff is wifey takes it up the down staircase. At like 2 a.m. :yes:[/QUOTE]

    There is no trade-off. Your wife runs things and doesn't want to have anymore children.

    You have been fooled.

    ;)

    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4486129]I don't dare inform my wife of my life on this place. Ever.[/QUOTE]

    :yes:

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4486129]I don't dare inform my wife of my life on this place. Ever.[/QUOTE]

    There have been so many times that I've lied in bed and thought about something incredibly stupid that was said or posted here that I would try to stifle the laughter but it would be impossible.

    I would almost have to leave the room to compose myself first before even attempting to explain it to the wife :D

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    [QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4486082]Do you have kids? How are they split? Like, my wife is jewish, I'm not. My wife is a vegetarian, I'm not. We agreed before the kids were born we would not impose our identities on them. We have two kids. They are both jewish. They are both vegetarians. Tradoff is wifey takes it up the down staircase. At like 2 a.m. :yes:[/QUOTE]

    :rotfl:

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    My wife knows how much time I spend here and thinks its laughable. If I give her sh1t for how much time she wastes reading celebrity gossip sites, she'll come right back at me with "Whatever nerd, at least I'm not in the Hall of Fame on <insert site>." :O

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    Wife takes it up the choco taco.

    Kids come along anyway.

    There's a story there.

    Possibly.

    About a stork.

    Maybe some pickles.

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    I can't wait to hear SouthSide's whacky/crazy/funny stories!!

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    The first rule of Fight Club.....

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    [QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4486082]Do you have kids? How are they split? Like, my wife is jewish, I'm not. My wife is a vegetarian, I'm not. We agreed before the kids were born we would not impose our identities on them. We have two kids. They are both jewish. They are both vegetarians. Tradoff is wifey takes it up the down staircase. At like 2 a.m. :yes:[/QUOTE]

    Best post of the week.:yes:

    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4486151]There have been so many times that I've lied in bed[/QUOTE]

    You should be more honest.

    Or, you should have laid in bed instead.

    Either way.

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4486129]I don't dare inform my wife of my life on this place. Ever.[/QUOTE]
    this is the correct answer.


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    Since your wife is a Pats' fan, it's probably safe to assume this is your haircut:

    [img]http://theawesomeboston.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Tom-Brady-Faux-Hawk.jpg[/img]

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    [QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4486082]Do you have kids? How are they split? Like, my wife is jewish, I'm not. My wife is a vegetarian, I'm not. We agreed before the kids were born we would not impose our identities on them. We have two kids. They are both jewish. They are both vegetarians. Tradoff is wifey takes it up the down staircase. At like 2 a.m. :yes:[/QUOTE]

    No kids, but plenty of differences and we've said to let them choose in the future.

    And this is the tradeoff I was was looking for in this thread. :yes:

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    [QUOTE=Warfish;4486262]Best post of the week.:yes:



    You should be more honest.

    Or, you should have [B]laid [/B]in bed instead.

    Either way.[/QUOTE]

    Or even [B]LAIN [/B]if you are going to the effort of correcting him.

    Stokes will likely opine on this [I]shortly[/I] ;)

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