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    Married Guy Hits on Model on Plane; She Tweets Everything To Her 13,000 Followers

    Can't trust 'em

    Never even heard of this broad before, maybe Alkotraz had slept with her once ;)


    Tip for modern adulterers: If youíre planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isnít live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers;


    [url]http://ohno-polio.tumblr.com/post/24599718126[/url]

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    Holy s**t, that chick just destroyed him. LOLz!

    That's why I don't hit on chicks on my flights

    ...if they're on Twitter. :P

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    Maybe someone could post the article, GMC?

    :shakes cane:

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    [QUOTE=Big L;4486979]Maybe someone could post the article, GMC?

    :shakes cane:[/QUOTE]

    I posted the link :rolleyes:
    Do you want me to read it for you too?

    Is there some sort of 'new rule' where I have to post the URL AND the whole frickin' article?

    Ghey.

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4486994]I posted the link :rolleyes:
    Do you want me to read it for you too?

    Is there some sort of 'new rule' where I have to post the URL AND the whole frickin' article?

    Ghey.[/QUOTE]

    Dude, did you have to shorten it to URL? Too lazy to type universal resource locator? Sheesh. :rolleyes:


































    :P :D

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    Hmm. Wonder what she would have tweeted had the married guy hitting on her been someone who could have advanced her career. "Ugh, slobber, gulp"?

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    [QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4486997]Hmm. Wonder what she would have tweeted had the married guy hitting on her been someone who could have advanced her career. "Ugh, slobber, gulp"?[/QUOTE]

    Exactly, sanctimonious twat.

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    She should give him a blowie just for all the attention he has helped bring her.

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4486957]Can't trust 'em

    Never even heard of this broad before, maybe Alkotraz had slept with her once ;)


    Tip for modern adulterers: If youíre planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isnít live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers;


    [url]http://ohno-polio.tumblr.com/post/24599718126[/url][/QUOTE]

    He named his kid.... "Jackson".

    Didnt Babbaboouueie name his kid Jackson Flaferflohi?

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    [QUOTE=brady's a catcher;4487002]Exactly, sanctimonious twat.[/QUOTE]

    Hampur word of the day. Sanctimonious. :yes:

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4486994]I posted the link :rolleyes:
    Do you want me to read it for you too?

    Is there some sort of 'new rule' where I have to post the URL AND the whole frickin' article?

    Ghey.[/QUOTE]

    I frown upon your laziness fish









































    :noalien:

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4486994]I posted the link :rolleyes:
    Do you want me to read it for you too?

    Is there some sort of 'new rule' where I have to post the URL AND the whole frickin' article?

    Ghey.[/QUOTE]

    dude u just southsided this thread...

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    What actor stays married? His people probably ran with this crap.

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    Brian will rise from the asses, and get another chance...someday.

    Sincerely,

    Hollywod

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    Guys, this isn't about Brian. Brian is a prop. He's an actor in a Melissa Stetten commercial. Unwittingly, of course.

    This is about Melissa. And it's a masterstroke. Her publicist is doing backflips right now. Within a day or two, ner name will be a top 10 search on Google.

    Twitter...the Holy See for a generation of people with a 10 second attention span.

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    [QUOTE=rbstern;4487055]Guys, this isn't about Brian. Brian is a prop. He's an actor in a Melissa Stetten commercial. Unwittingly, of course.

    This is about Melissa. And it's a masterstroke. Her publicist is doing backflips right now. Within a day or two, ner name will be a top 10 search on Google.

    Twitter...the Holy See for a generation of people with a 10 second attention span.[/QUOTE]

    She's a pretty cranky blogger; Ol Brian picked the wrong airline. BTW, can anyone else see this doosh hitting on pregnant women? What a clown...

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4487062]She's a pretty cranky blogger; Ol Brian picked the wrong airline. BTW, can anyone else see this doosh hitting on pregnant women? What a clown...[/QUOTE]

    Those pregger women do have big boobies....how could you not?

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4486994]I posted the link :rolleyes:
    Do you want me to read it for you too?

    Is there some sort of 'new rule' where I have to post the URL AND the whole frickin' article?

    Ghey.[/QUOTE]

    Yes, it's an old rule. You found it, cut n paste it for the rest of us so we don't have to get viruses from those girly gossip sites.

    Of course, you could just post the link and a couple of squiggles like Kelvin does. That should redeem yourself.


    BTW, how do we know this broad is posting the truth? Prolly an extreme exaggeration, typical of t-wats.

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    [QUOTE=brady's a catcher;4487002]Exactly, sanctimonious twat.[/QUOTE]

    Since I can't open the link (Fish) I'll go with this description of the events, which earns the catcher +7.5 Hampur points!

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    Interesting note, Melissa Stetten, the model in question, used to date Anthony Cumia of O&A fame. So something like this probably shouldnt be a huge surprise. She just ripped that dude apart.

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