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    A fine Obama appointee

    John Bryson, the Secretary of Commerce of the U.S. was in California and had a fun weekend.
    He rear ended a car stopped at a RR crossong and then fled the scene with the vehicle he hit folowing him. He then collided with another car and fled THAT scene as well. He was later found unconscious behind his car's steering wheel. Alcohol or drug related? Was whisked away to the hospital.
    BTW, the Secretary of U.S. commerce was driving a LEXUS.

    Think he'll be charged? Would one of us on a hit and run?

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    Quote Originally Posted by palmetto defender View Post
    John Bryson, the Secretary of Commerce of the U.S. was in California and had a fun weekend.
    He rear ended a car stopped at a RR crossong and then fled the scene with the vehicle he hit folowing him. He then collided with another car and fled THAT scene as well. He was later found unconscious behind his car's steering wheel. Alcohol or drug related? Was whisked away to the hospital.
    BTW, the Secretary of U.S. commerce was driving a LEXUS.

    Think he'll be charged? Would one of us on a hit and run?
    He will be employing the Rep. Patrick Kennedy defense, I believe.


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    Quote Originally Posted by palmetto defender View Post
    John Bryson, the Secretary of Commerce of the U.S. was in California and had a fun weekend.
    He rear ended a car stopped at a RR crossong and then fled the scene with the vehicle he hit folowing him. He then collided with another car and fled THAT scene as well. He was later found unconscious behind his car's steering wheel. Alcohol or drug related? Was whisked away to the hospital.
    BTW, the Secretary of U.S. commerce was driving a LEXUS.

    Think he'll be charged? Would one of us on a hit and run?
    It will be discovered that he is 1/128th American Indian, and thus all charges will be dropped due to the obvious racism of the case.

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    He'll be charged

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    Quote Originally Posted by doggin94it View Post
    He'll be charged
    Like Ted (the swimmer) Kennedy?

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    Apparently he had a seizure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    Apparently he had a seizure.
    Just read that. But I still don't get it.

    He had a seizure... and as a result, rear-ended a car stopped at a train crossing... then got out of the car and argued with the other driver... got back in the car... hit that same car again... drove to the next town... hit a second car... drove away... then passed out at the wheel.

    Something doesn't add up in this story. Guess we have to wait on more details.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetPotato View Post
    Just read that. But I still don't get it.

    He had a seizure... and as a result, rear-ended a car stopped at a train crossing... then got out of the car and argued with the other driver... got back in the car... hit that same car again... drove to the next town... hit a second car... drove away... then passed out at the wheel.

    Something doesn't add up in this story. Guess we have to wait on more details.
    It was one of those in-and-out seizures that incapacitate you momentarily, repeatedly, until you can get in touch with White House Staff to get your story straight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetPotato View Post
    Just read that. But I still don't get it.

    He had a seizure... and as a result, rear-ended a car stopped at a train crossing... then got out of the car and argued with the other driver... got back in the car... hit that same car again... drove to the next town... hit a second car... drove away... then passed out at the wheel.

    Something doesn't add up in this story. Guess we have to wait on more details.
    It could happen to anyone.....give me a break.

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    Lolz....


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    He had a seizure after dropping off a whore or his boy toy while boozing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetPotato View Post
    Just read that. But I still don't get it.

    He had a seizure... and as a result, rear-ended a car stopped at a train crossing... then got out of the car and argued with the other driver... got back in the car... hit that same car again... drove to the next town... hit a second car... drove away... then passed out at the wheel.

    Something doesn't add up in this story. Guess we have to wait on more details.
    Yeah I didn't really get that part either. I guess he had a seizure and tried to shrug it off and it didn't work out too well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    It was one of those in-and-out seizures that incapacitate you momentarily, repeatedly, until you can get in touch with White House Staff to get your story straight.
    Its just like Wife-killer Kennedy: his wife beat him repeatedly and caused brain damage.

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