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Thread: 1st thing we do, call in the Zombies part deux (Lungs found on sidewalk)

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    1st thing we do, call in the Zombies part deux (Lungs found on sidewalk)

    Jetworks killed the funnee in the first one...

    [URL="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57450469-504083/woman-finds-possible-pair-of-lungs-on-la-county-sidewalk-police-say/?tag=re1.channel"]http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57450469-504083/woman-finds-possible-pair-of-lungs-on-la-county-sidewalk-police-say/?tag=re1.channel[/URL]


    [QUOTE](CBS/KCBS) LOS ANGELES - Authorities say a woman in Los Angeles County found what appeared to be a set of lungs lying on a sidewalk. According to CBS Los Angeles, the woman made the grisly discovery Sunday afternoon in an unincorporated area of the county near Compton.

    She reportedly took a picture of what she found and contacted the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department that evening.



    The coroner and crime lab responded to collect the lungs and any other evidence, said Lt. Jack DeMello of the sheriff's Century Station, reports CBS Los Angeles

    Blood and tissue samples will reportedly be used to determine if the lungs are human or animal.

    DeMello says the woman's call was the only one the department received about the organ, CBS Los Angeles reports.

    "It was right there on the sidewalk at the start of a driveway," DeMello reportedly said. "You'd think someone would see someone throw it out there."
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    Lungs found on the sidewalk in LA

    This zombie **** is going too far...

    [URL="http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/12/12178919-suspected-pair-of-lungs-found-on-la-sidewalk?lite"]http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/12/12178919-suspected-pair-of-lungs-found-on-la-sidewalk?lite[/URL]

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    WTF? That's pretty gross.

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    excuse me.....
    [URL="http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=244753"]http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=244753[/URL]

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    That was some cough.

    The guy must have been like wtf aghh.


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    Now even fake body parts are coming up.....




    [URL="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57450390/prosthetic-leg-lost-at-sea-returned-to-owner/?tag=cbsnewsSectionContent.11"]http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57450390/prosthetic-leg-lost-at-sea-returned-to-owner/?tag=cbsnewsSectionContent.11[/URL]

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    [QUOTE=Peebag;4489668]excuse me.....
    [URL="http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=244753"]http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=244753[/URL][/QUOTE]

    Didn't see that. My bad. However can you ever have too many "lungs on the sidewalk" threads?

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    He's the hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent
    Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair
    Better stay away from him
    [B]He'll rip your lungs out, Jim[/B]
    I'd like to meet his tailor

    :eek:

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    Mad Funny dude

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeneoU_-kJs[/url]

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    There once was a time when if you saw a nice set of lungs on a sidewalk it meant you passed a girl with a great rack.

    effin' zombies are effin' everything up :mad:

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    [IMG]http://www.eveandersson.com/photos/netherlands/amsterdam-red-light-sidewalk-sculpture-large.jpg[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/110722-rossen-sidewalk-cook2.photoblog500.jpg[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/media/photo/2011-06/245633340-02150858.jpg[/IMG]
    Last edited by Jungle Shift Jet; 06-12-2012 at 02:02 PM.

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    Photoshopped. :yes:

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    [QUOTE=dmitexxi;4489861]Mad Funny dude

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeneoU_-kJs[/url][/QUOTE]

    This guys got a lot of balls going after some of those folks. That last group was pretty funny.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4489891]This guys got a lot of balls going after some of those folks. That last group was pretty funny.

    _[/QUOTE]

    Tomorrow's headlines, today...

    "Man Pretending to be Zombie Shot in Head"



    You know it's coming. :yes:

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    [QUOTE=Owen Reed;4489907]Tomorrow's headlines, today...

    "Man Pretending to be Zombie Shot in Head"


    You know it's coming. :yes:[/QUOTE]

    I was waiting for won of those youtheses to pop a cap in his ass.

    That would have been LOL-worthy.

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    Dude pulled out a gun and he ran. Mad funny. I loved the guy who threw the basketball and ran

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    [QUOTE=Peebag;4489395]Jetworks killed the funnee in the first one...
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    Sorry, friend Pee. :O

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