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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4490782]Because there are only 2 types of people in this world.

    Italians.

    And people who wish they were Italian.

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    So, even though you are Italian, you still long to be an Italian.

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4490793]So, even though you are Italian, you still long to be an long Italian.[/QUOTE]

    fixed


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    [QUOTE=thebigragu;4490692]Not sure Scotland counts thats like Americas Florida.[/QUOTE]

    Are you saying that Scotland is Europe's weenus?

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    [QUOTE=Jetworks;4490081]Took me a beat, then I lol'd!:D
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    Took you a beat??? Isn't that something they do in Europe? :confused:

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4490790]I heard it was because Poland attacked Germany first.

    _[/QUOTE]...they walked in backwards, told them they were leaving...

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    Ask him if he wants to see you Polish Sausage.

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    [QUOTE=shakin318;4490136]You look European == you appear to be somewhat cultured

    You look Polish == you have a big head and it's somewhat misshapen, and I suspect inbreeding


    Kind of a backhanded compliment if you ask me. Which you didn't.[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=Timmy®;4490164]"You look European" - set you up with a breaking ball, you probably didn't feel too bad.

    "Went so far as to say I looked a bit Polish." - then the fastball to the head[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=DDNYjets;4490191]1. You look like you don't belong.

    2. You look dumb.

    I would punch him in the face tomorrow. And post pics.[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=thebigragu;4490643]You probably did something dumb. And he was calling you out on it.[/QUOTE]

    That was my original inclination (it was my first day at the home), that it was some veiled insult. I was feeding a resident (young autistic man) and doing a fine job of it, I might add. Probably one of the most gratifying things I've done in recent years, TBQH.

    The guy must've been off today, didn't see him around. I think you guys may be right, so he better watch his step. I'll show him excerpts of this thread to let him know I'm not alone in this line of thinking...

    [QUOTE=frostlich;4490196]

    Wait...Polish? Did he mention the Polish part before or after you raised your eyebrow upon said statement/compliment. Did your monocle fall out when you raised your eyebrow?[/QUOTE]

    LMAO!!!!:D

    [QUOTE=Jungle Shift Jet;4490212]in his thick brogue the guy said he wanted your peen.

    lustfully scaling teh language barrier again, he next said he wanted to look at your pole.

    i'd avoid that guy

    probably a sexuly cornfused plumber and very unsanitary to boot[/QUOTE]

    He was Asian nursing aide, with a diamond stud earring. The guy you're describing sounds like some Warfish offshoot.

    [QUOTE=JStokes;4490216]Eastern European isn't really "European".

    It's kind of like calling a Puerto Rican a "Spaniard".



    Jungle Shift Jet jumped over Southside weeks ago.

    _[/QUOTE]

    +1:yes:

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    [QUOTE=Jetworks;4490954] He was Asian nursing aide, with a diamond stud earring. [/QUOTE]

    Ah, so the takeaway is Chinese or Thai, maybe Vietnamese.

    Whatever you do, [U]don't[/U] play hide the sriracha, you'll get burned.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4490782]Because there are only 2 types of people in this world.

    Italians.

    And people who wish they were Italian.

    _[/QUOTE]
    Even the French make fun of Italians.

    :rolleyes:

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    Whelp, it was definitely an attempt at an icebreaker.



    Unfortunately for him, I am an unyielding ice pack of heterosexuality.




    [IMG]http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z444/wetworks73/JI/Icebreaker-Ka-001.jpg[/IMG]

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    This guy asked me if I was Norwegian

    [IMG]http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn114/hot_daily/201111-sexyvoices/29pre_GeoffreyHolder.jpg[/IMG]



    and I said No thanks; [I]I don't drive fjords![/I]

    ICE. NOT. BROKEN.
    Last edited by WestCoastOffensive; 06-14-2012 at 06:52 PM.

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;4491323]Even the French make fun of Italians.

    :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

    Yeah, but with a really snooty chortle.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4490216]
    Jungle Shift Jet jumped over Southside weeks ago.

    _[/QUOTE]

    This hurts. ®

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4491994]This guy asked me if I was Norwegian

    [IMG]http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn114/hot_daily/201111-sexyvoices/29pre_GeoffreyHolder.jpg[/IMG]



    and I said No thanks; [I]I don't drive fjords![/I]

    [B]ICE. NOT. BROKEN.[/B][/QUOTE]

    :D

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;4491998]Yeah, but with a really snooty chortle.

    _[/QUOTE]

    Which sounds more like a beret.

    I mean bray.

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    [QUOTE=southside;4492010]This hurts. ®[/QUOTE]

    Somebody had to say it℠

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4491994]This guy asked me if I was Norwegian

    [IMG]http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn114/hot_daily/201111-sexyvoices/29pre_GeoffreyHolder.jpg[/IMG]



    and I said No thanks; [I]I don't drive fjords![/I]

    ICE. NOT. BROKEN.[/QUOTE]

    GH: Norwegian would?

    WCO: Neither ass nordic. Never had me, never will.
    Liv and let die. Ullmann that is.

    GH: Ahhahahaha!
    Last edited by Jungle Shift Jet; 06-14-2012 at 09:01 PM.

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