Start picking fights with Pats fans and calling them names. That'll chear you up. At least it seems to work for Jordy.
In all seriousness, I don't think the posts of those who've mentioned going to war, or are poorer than poor, or having bad health and others are meant to denegrate your situation. I truly believe that most here have good intentions and are just trying to point out, that whatever blows life throws your way, there is always something to hold onto that has the possibility of helping one turn their negative into a positive. Try volunteering. Doesn't matter where or how often. Help the elderly, work in a dog shelter, join Homes for Humanity, be a Big Brother, help out the Special Olympics, anything. It will not only make you feel better about yourself, it will provide perspective on your personal situation.
Good luck. Jokes aside, it seems many here have your back.