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    Meet Chance

    Stumbled across this tonight.

    Look at the expression on this Cat's mug.




    Like Jetswin watching the bond market ticker before a holiday weekend getaway.

    I hate cats, and this dude Chance...seals it.

    http://rockvillecentre.patch.com/art...hance-baddd342
    Last edited by 32green; 06-17-2012 at 01:06 PM.

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    I heard that cat Shaft was a bad mother....

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    We have two cats. One I love. The other one I can't stand. It ****s on everything. Actually that's incorrect. First if it knocks it onto the floor if it isn't already. Then it pisses on it. Then it ****s on it. This cat ****s everywhere. We have more piles of cat **** in our house than southeast Asia has unexploded land mines. And it pisses, oh man, the most foul smelling secretion you can imagine. I've had to throw away 1k worth of carpet cuz of this odiferous miscreant. Tonight out of frustration I hit it with a broom. Not saying I was right to do that. Only saying, maybe also I wasn't wrong. Every time I let it out I make a coyote call. So far no luck but I may be doing it wrong. Going to try to download a coyote call wav file app to my iphone. Three bucks which is high for an app but I really hate this cat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    We have two cats. One I love. The other one I can't stand. It ****s on everything. Actually that's incorrect. First if it knocks it onto the floor if it isn't already. Then it pisses on it. Then it ****s on it. This cat ****s everywhere. We have more piles of cat **** in our house than southeast Asia has unexploded land mines. And it pisses, oh man, the most foul smelling secretion you can imagine. I've had to throw away 1k worth of carpet cuz of this odiferous miscreant. Tonight out of frustration I hit it with a broom. Not saying I was right to do that. Only saying, maybe also I wasn't wrong. Every time I let it out I make a coyote call. So far no luck but I may be doing it wrong. Going to try to download a coyote call wav file app to my iphone. Three bucks which is high for an app but I really hate this cat.
    In the past week I've noticed your posts are more f up then ever. And you're editing them.

    Thats the scary part.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    We have two cats. One I love. The other one I can't stand. It ****s on everything. Actually that's incorrect. First if it knocks it onto the floor if it isn't already. Then it pisses on it. Then it ****s on it. This cat ****s everywhere. We have more piles of cat **** in our house than southeast Asia has unexploded land mines. And it pisses, oh man, the most foul smelling secretion you can imagine. I've had to throw away 1k worth of carpet cuz of this odiferous miscreant. Tonight out of frustration I hit it with a broom. Not saying I was right to do that. Only saying, maybe also I wasn't wrong. Every time I let it out I make a coyote call. So far no luck but I may be doing it wrong. Going to try to download a coyote call wav file app to my iphone. Three bucks which is high for an app but I really hate this cat.
    Lolz

    I love everything about this post. Boy, do I have the perfect cat for you. He must be your cats twin. Long haired, cross eyed little ****. When I was painting this winter I "accidently" left the doors open for ventilation and he scampered off. Result; best Christmas ever! He ended up back on the door step, after most of the kitty products had been disposed of, by the beginning of February.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Stumbled across this tonight.

    Look at the expression on this Cat's mug.

    Like Jetswin watching the bond market ticker before a holiday weekend getaway.


    Oh boy....should have shorted that one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Stumbled across this tonight.

    Look at the expression on this Cat's mug.

    Like Jetswin watching the bond market ticker before a holiday weekend getaway.

    I hate cats, and this dude Chance...seals it.

    http://rockvillecentre.patch.com/art...hance-baddd342
    Exactly how much did you drink?

    You "stumbled across" this cat stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    We have two cats. One I love. The other one I can't stand. It ****s on everything. Actually that's incorrect. First if it knocks it onto the floor if it isn't already. Then it pisses on it. Then it ****s on it. This cat ****s everywhere. We have more piles of cat **** in our house than southeast Asia has unexploded land mines. And it pisses, oh man, the most foul smelling secretion you can imagine. I've had to throw away 1k worth of carpet cuz of this odiferous miscreant. Tonight out of frustration I hit it with a broom. Not saying I was right to do that. Only saying, maybe also I wasn't wrong. Every time I let it out I make a coyote call. So far no luck but I may be doing it wrong. Going to try to download a coyote call wav file app to my iphone. Three bucks which is high for an app but I really hate this cat.
    So, how does one perfect this coyote call? I mean do you howl with emphasis
    On oooooooo or wwwwwww? I'll have to see this to decide.


























    This guy gets it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    Exactly how much did you drink?

    You "stumbled across" this cat stuff.
    SHut yer fook up.

    Is there anything worse than a reformed drunk?

    I read stuff, always lurking about. I found that stupid photo and figured it was time for some Bushybevers cat stories. And I got them.

    Bite me.


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    Cats are the biggest a$$holes on the planet.

    Don't even understand why they're considered pets.

    They aren't pets, they're just responsibilities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    SHut yer fook up.

    Is there anything worse than a reformed drunk?

    I read stuff, always lurking about. I found that stupid photo and figured it was time for some Bushybevers cat stories. And I got them.

    Bite me.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    We have two cats. One I love. The other one I can't stand. It ****s on everything. Actually that's incorrect. First if it knocks it onto the floor if it isn't already. Then it pisses on it. Then it ****s on it. This cat ****s everywhere. We have more piles of cat **** in our house than southeast Asia has unexploded land mines. And it pisses, oh man, the most foul smelling secretion you can imagine. I've had to throw away 1k worth of carpet cuz of this odiferous miscreant. Tonight out of frustration I hit it with a broom. Not saying I was right to do that. Only saying, maybe also I wasn't wrong. Every time I let it out I make a coyote call. So far no luck but I may be doing it wrong. Going to try to download a coyote call wav file app to my iphone. Three bucks which is high for an app but I really hate this cat.
    This is why you own a ****ing dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Stumbled across this tonight.

    Look at the expression on this Cat's mug.




    Like Jetswin watching the bond market ticker before a holiday weekend getaway.

    I hate cats, and this dude Chance...seals it.

    http://rockvillecentre.patch.com/art...hance-baddd342
    herp derp

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    herp derp
    I cant believe I started a thread because I thought a Cat's expression matched the face of a dude I never met.

    It should have been "hey that reminds me of...nah".

    fml


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Stumbled across this tonight.

    Look at the expression on this Cat's mug.




    Like Jetswin watching the bond market ticker before a holiday weekend getaway.

    lol

    did you use a hidden camera?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Stumbled across this tonight.

    Look at the expression on this Cat's mug.




    Like Jetswin watching the bond market ticker before a holiday weekend getaway.

    I hate cats, and this dude Chance...seals it.

    http://rockvillecentre.patch.com/art...hance-baddd342
    I would guess that the person holding the cat accidentally gave the cat "the Spock" whilst trying to support the weight with the right hand. Did the cat smile immediately after this picture?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 10PennyToColes87 View Post
    This is why you own a ****ing dog.
    Are you kidding me??? Dogs are even worse than cats. Hell, the only reason to own a cat is to get out of owning a dog.



    Dogs are this if they're yours:





    Or worse, this if they're your girlfriend's:





    And here's the rest of the dogs in your neighborhood:




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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Stumbled across this tonight.

    Look at the expression on this Cat's mug.




    Like Jetswin watching the bond market ticker before a holiday weekend getaway.

    I hate cats, and this dude Chance...seals it.

    http://rockvillecentre.patch.com/art...hance-baddd342

    Cute little guy, even if he is getting the shocker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Untouchable View Post
    Cats are the biggest a$$holes on the planet.

    Don't even understand why they're considered pets.

    They aren't pets, they're just responsibilities.

    1A Cats
    1B Dogs
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    5 JI posters

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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    1A Dogs
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    better order

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