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Thread: Don't eat the calamari!

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    Stillborne probably has a mouthful to say about all this.


    :littleguy

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    [QUOTE=Jordy;4494417]Brought to you by the same people who bury and age their Kimchi in human doot.[/QUOTE]

    ummm... wut?

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    [QUOTE=EM31;4494372]There is definitely a whole Alien analog in here. Laying eggs in the victim/host...[/QUOTE]

    Sperm, eggs, what's the difference? :dunno:

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    [QUOTE=Jungle Shift Jet;4495101]Sperm, eggs, what's the difference? :dunno:[/QUOTE]

    If I wrap my dick in cheese, I can't convince my wife it's an omelet and she's actually about to get breakfast in bed.

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    [QUOTE=crossfire;4495111]If I wrap my dick in cheese, I can't convince my wife it's an omelet and she's actually about to get breakfast in bed.[/QUOTE]

    You've tried this?

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    [QUOTE=crossfire;4495111]If I wrap my dick in cheese, I can't convince my wife it's an omelet and she's actually about to get breakfast in bed.[/QUOTE]

    tell her it's the new snack craze for active healthy women on the ego who like to look and feel young but are unsatisfied by Tab Special K and rice cakes

    an all day bologna sucker with a lo-cal creamy filling that doubles as a age-defying moisturizer

    she can add her own vinagrette topping as well


    "it's better than squid choad"
    "get a f'kn life"

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    relevant

    (note:octopus is dead)
    [IMG]http://images.ridemonkey.com/index.php?size=full&src=http%3A%2F%2Fthechive.files.wordpress.com%2F2011%2F08%2Ffriday_gifdump_4_07.gif%3Fw%3D300%26amp%3Bh%3D180[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4495151]relevant

    (note:octopus is dead)
    [IMG]http://images.ridemonkey.com/index.php?size=full&src=http%3A%2F%2Fthechive.files.wordpress.com%2F2011%2F08%2Ffriday_gifdump_4_07.gif%3Fw%3D300%26amp%3Bh%3D180[/IMG][/QUOTE]


    note: that bicth don't look dead

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    [QUOTE=The Boston Patriot;4495124]You've tried this?[/QUOTE]

    You haven't? :confused:

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    I bet that's not the first time she had some sperm in her mouth .
    But seriously idk why people are freaking out about this probably just an accident.
    There's people that eat bull nuts, bugs, fish heads, etc ( That stuff is gross ).
    I'll still eat calamari especially with white wine.

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    [QUOTE=crossfire;4495111]If I wrap my dick in cheese, I can't convince my wife it's an omelet and she's actually about to get breakfast in bed.[/QUOTE]

    Try using something other than limberger.

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    Is smegma technically cheese? :dunno:

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    [QUOTE=quantum;4494186]Soooooo....another chick that don't swallow? How is this news? :mad:[/QUOTE]

    :P

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    [QUOTE=Gata;4495256]I bet that's not the first time she had some sperm in her mouth .
    ...I'll still eat calamari [/QUOTE]

    [IMG]http://pull.imgfave.netdna-cdn.com/image_cache/1298523727649298.gif[/IMG]


    Welcome aboard!

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    Rocky Mountain Oysters rule!

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;4495307][IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/eraserheadfleshymonster.jpg[/IMG]


    Welcome aboard![/QUOTE]

    Fixed

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    [QUOTE=crossfire;4495352]Fixed[/QUOTE]

    Lol...
    I guess I set myself up for that one -_-

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;4495151]relevant

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    [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G51w61nKSBQ"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G51w61nKSBQ[/URL]

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    [QUOTE=brady's a catcher;4495241]You haven't? :confused:[/QUOTE]

    I'm waiting to find out the results. Bobbitt-like or Lovelace-like. Can't **** around with the jewels and take chances.

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    [QUOTE=crossfire;4495352]Fixed[/QUOTE]

    lol...I'm putting that in the other thread :D

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