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    Stillborne probably has a mouthful to say about all this.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jordy View Post
    Brought to you by the same people who bury and age their Kimchi in human doot.
    ummm... wut?

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    Quote Originally Posted by EM31 View Post
    There is definitely a whole Alien analog in here. Laying eggs in the victim/host...
    Sperm, eggs, what's the difference?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post
    Sperm, eggs, what's the difference?
    If I wrap my dick in cheese, I can't convince my wife it's an omelet and she's actually about to get breakfast in bed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    If I wrap my dick in cheese, I can't convince my wife it's an omelet and she's actually about to get breakfast in bed.
    You've tried this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    If I wrap my dick in cheese, I can't convince my wife it's an omelet and she's actually about to get breakfast in bed.
    tell her it's the new snack craze for active healthy women on the ego who like to look and feel young but are unsatisfied by Tab Special K and rice cakes

    an all day bologna sucker with a lo-cal creamy filling that doubles as a age-defying moisturizer

    she can add her own vinagrette topping as well


    "it's better than squid choad"
    "get a f'kn life"

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    relevant

    (note:octopus is dead)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    relevant

    (note:octopus is dead)

    note: that bicth don't look dead

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Boston Patriot View Post
    You've tried this?
    You haven't?

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    I bet that's not the first time she had some sperm in her mouth .
    But seriously idk why people are freaking out about this probably just an accident.
    There's people that eat bull nuts, bugs, fish heads, etc ( That stuff is gross ).
    I'll still eat calamari especially with white wine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    If I wrap my dick in cheese, I can't convince my wife it's an omelet and she's actually about to get breakfast in bed.
    Try using something other than limberger.

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    Is smegma technically cheese?

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    Soooooo....another chick that don't swallow? How is this news?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    I bet that's not the first time she had some sperm in her mouth .
    ...I'll still eat calamari



    Welcome aboard!

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    Rocky Mountain Oysters rule!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post



    Welcome aboard!
    Fixed

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Fixed
    Lol...
    I guess I set myself up for that one -_-

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    relevant

    (note:octopus is dead)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G51w61nKSBQ

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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    You haven't?
    I'm waiting to find out the results. Bobbitt-like or Lovelace-like. Can't **** around with the jewels and take chances.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Fixed
    lol...I'm putting that in the other thread

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