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    Exclamation Don't eat the calamari!



    words escape me...


    Partially cooked squid inseminates woman’s mouth

    The 63-year-old experienced a ‘prickling, foreign-body sensation’ in her mouth after taking a bite

    Comments (38) By Christine Roberts / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS

    Sunday, June 17, 2012, 1:42 PM



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    A South Korean woman experienced ‘severe pain’ after the partially cooked squid she was eating inseminated her mouth.




    A South Korean woman got quite a mouthful when a semi-cooked squid she was eating reportedly inseminated her mouth.
    The 63-year-old suffered "severe pain" and a "prickling, foreign-body sensation" in her mouth after taking a bite of the partially-cooked seafood, according to a study published in February in the Journal of Parasitology.
    The unidentified woman spit the squid out immediately, according to the report, but not before the cephalopod injected its sperm bags into the mucous membranes of her tongue and cheek.
    She went to the hospital, where doctors apparently found a dozen "small, white spindle-shaped bug-like organisms" which they believed to be parasites in the woman's mouth.
    Researchers later determined that the organism were sperm bags — not parasites.
    They believe that the bags were discharged as the woman chewed.
    The bags are ejaculatory apparatuses that slowly release sperm when attached to a female’s body, according to Fairfax New Zealand News.
    This isn’t the first reported case of a squid trying to inseminate a human mouth. Several people in Japan have complained of oral stings after chowing down on the seafood, the news site reports.
    Dana Staaf of the blog “Squid A Day” said that most calamari lovers have no reason to freak out.
    Most Western squid preperation removes the internal organs of the cephalopod or boils the seafood long enough to kill the sperm bags.



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    Once I was eating a partially cooked chicken when it laid an egg in my mouth.

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    This is why I always cook my Sperm Whale well done.




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    lamb fries are now officially off the menu


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    Soooooo....another chick that don't swallow? How is this news?

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    She thought she liked it raw.

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    Crossfire's been lurking for a while.

    I sense a photoshop with Jstokes standing on a chick's tongue and fapping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    Crossfire's been lurking for a while.

    I sense a photoshop with Jstokes standing on a chick's tongue and fapping.
    Actually I have been avoiding the thread out of fear that Stokes might actually have a recipe that includes squid spunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Actually I have been avoiding the thread out of fear that Stokes might actually have a recipe that includes squid spunk.
    Not to go GMC on you but a buddy of mine used to work for a very classy hotel in japan, and they’d opened a restaurant in the hotel with a top notch chef.

    One night they wanted to celebrate so they ask the concierge for “something different”. He sends them to a Japanese restaurant telling them to ask for a particular dish. Everyone practically barfed except for the chef who found it interesting. It was only afterwards that they learned it was laced with squid sperm.

    Concierge was almost fired
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    Ma, the Squid sprem!!!



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    ugh i just got so nauseous

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    In with the obligatory "Possible date for Southside?" comment

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    Was the shrimp into the auto-erotica asphyxiation orgasm scene?

    She must have been at the Korean version of Moes:

    I'll have the James Carradine. Hold the olives and go heavy on squid jizz. Oh what the hell, let's make it a full meal and throw in some goat balls.

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    i'm still waiting for someone to provide a valid argument as to why we shouldn't eat the calamari...














    oh.










    THAT.















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    This brings a whole new meaning to my layup joke when I eat fried calamari... I'll have the tentacles which might be misconstrued as testicles which might enrage said fried delight to inseminate my mouth.

    Well I guess it wouldn't be so bad if it came with the spicy red marinara.

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    There is definitely a whole Alien analog in here. Laying eggs in the victim/host...

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    This brings a whole new meaning to my layup joke when I eat fried calamari...
    See, you do have a reason to live.

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    Brought to you by the same people who bury and age their Kimchi in human doot.

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