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    Hypothetical medical question.

    Lets say, hypothetically, a friend of mine swallowed a plastic soda cap at lunch.

    What are we looking at here? :confused:

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    how much squid sprem are we talking about?


    hypotehtically speaking, of course.

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    The diagnosis is obvious - your friend is a moron. Hypothetically.

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;4494531]how much squid sprem are we talking about?


    hypotehtically speaking, of course.[/QUOTE]

    lotta dicks in this thread.

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    It sounds passable but boy... That isn't going to be pleasant...

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    What was a soda bottle doing down there?

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4494534]lotta dicks in this thread.[/QUOTE]

    and none in yer pants.

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;4494531]how much squid sprem are we talking about?


    hypotehtically speaking, of course.[/QUOTE]
    [IMG]http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/look-and-applause.gif[/IMG]

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    I'd contact a Doctor tbqh. A Soda Bottle Cap is pretty sizeable, with a ragged edge on one side. It could do some harm on the way through, including causing a blockage.

    I'm suprised yoru hypotehtical friend didn't choke tbqh or even injure their esophogus on the way down.

    Maybe I'm off on this, but I don't think it's that much a laughing matter. Could be serious business.

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    [QUOTE=Warfish;4494562]I'd contact a Doctor tbqh. A Soda Bottle Cap is pretty sizeable, with a ragged edge on one side. It could do some harm on the way through, including causing a blockage.

    I'm suprised yoru hypotehtical friend didn't choke tbqh or even injure their esophogus on the way down.

    Maybe I'm off on this, but I don't think it's that much a laughing matter. Could be serious business.[/QUOTE]

    would stomach acids melt it at all?

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    At least it's not gum.

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    Hypothetically, you would induce vomiting.

    Then bring your friend to the vet.

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4494570]At least it's not gum.[/QUOTE]

    lol, I'll give the same advice I gave 16 that day...

    [IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sW65ilskOC8/So2Ijsq2-gI/AAAAAAAAZi0/V-mC91cIclc/s400/GiantSausage.jpg[/IMG]

    push it down with this

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    [QUOTE=Owen Reed;4494571]Hypothetically, you would induce vomiting.

    Then bring your friend to the vet.[/QUOTE]

    ah yes, good idea, it could cause a blockage

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;4494573]lol, I'll give the same advice I gave 16 that day...

    [IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sW65ilskOC8/So2Ijsq2-gI/AAAAAAAAZi0/V-mC91cIclc/s400/GiantSausage.jpg[/IMG]

    push it down with this[/QUOTE]

    Isn't that Stokes?

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    i am probably too late to be of any help but your friend should be scoped right away - not that it is a dire emergency per se, but to hopefully avoid one.

    he should see a gastroenterologist (commonly refered as "GI") or a surgeon who performs an upper endoscopy (aka "EGD") to try to get the bottle cap out while it's still in the stomach. the quickest way to do that, unfortunately, may be to go to the nearest ER. they can even do a quick x ray to determine where the cap is at.

    the cap in the stomach is not an immediate problem per se - it will not hurt the stomach (assuming that it has passed through the esophagus). but the problem may be when it exits the stomach into the intestines, the cap may cause a tear in the bowel causing a perforation which would be a surgical emergency. but my guess is, the cap will stay in the stomach unaltered for a hours - and then it should be removed with the endoscope.

    good luck

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4494526]Lets say, hypothetically, a friend of mine swallowed a plastic soda cap at lunch.

    What are we looking at here? :confused:[/QUOTE]

    What the hell is in the water up there?

    :eek:


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    stick the soda bottle up your a*s and wait for the cap to attach itself to it

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    [QUOTE=sect313;4494598]stick the soda bottle up your a*s and wait for the cap to attach itself to it[/QUOTE]

    this guy's pre-med...probably should listen to him

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    [QUOTE=FF2;4494526]Lets say, hypothetically, a friend of mine swallowed a plastic soda cap at lunch.

    What are we looking at here? :confused:[/QUOTE]

    [url]http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=221875[/url]

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