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    [QUOTE=Apache 51;4495455]I swallowed a quarter playing quarters in 7th grade, [B]was sh*tting bricks and then actually did, heard the jingle in the bowl.[/B] No noise with plastic, not gonna be fun searching through for awhile.[/QUOTE]

    Let me guess, you shat out two dimes and a nickel?

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    [QUOTE=Owen Reed;4495462]Let me guess, you shat out two dimes and a nickel?[/QUOTE]

    lol, I was scarred Sh*t.

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    [QUOTE=sect313;4494598]stick the soda bottle up your a*s and wait for the cap to attach itself to it[/QUOTE]

    LMAO. Best advice ever.

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    [QUOTE=Warfish;4495132]Aye, I'm a bit taken aback by the jokes and the like. The lack of any seriousness in here may have jumped the shark tbqh. some thigns shouldn't be ****ed about with.[/QUOTE]

    Good one. I dig your dry sense of humor.

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4494577]Isn't that Stokes?[/QUOTE]
    LOL; that was all of our thought.


    I just got Season 10; what's the one where Steven Hawking is addressing Springfield; Homer jumps up and says "People, Larry Flynt is RIGHT!"

    lol

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4496666]LOL; that was all of our thought.


    I just got Season 10; what's the one where Steven Hawking is addressing Springfield; Homer jumps up and says "People, Larry Flynt is RIGHT!"

    lol[/QUOTE]

    "I wanted to see your Utopia, but now I see it as more of a Frutopia."

    Call me inspired. Check out the new avatar and sig. :D

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;4496682]"I wanted to see your Utopia, but now I see it as more of a Frutopia."

    Call me inspired. Check out the new avatar and sig. :D[/QUOTE]

    lol, that's the line...Frutopia. :D

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4496716]lol, that's the line...Frutopia. :D[/QUOTE]

    Didn't you live near Frutopia Parkway? :dunno:

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    [QUOTE=Jungle Shift Jet;4496862]Didn't you live near Frutopia Parkway? :dunno:[/QUOTE]

    Are you kidding? I was the straw...eh, everyone knows that story.

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4496925]Are you kidding? I was the straw...eh, everyone knows that story.[/QUOTE]

    Idolized by all colors, you betcha!

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    [QUOTE=Jungle Shift Jet;4496862]Didn't you live near Frutopia Parkway? :dunno:[/QUOTE]

    Didnt you live near Loonion Turnpike?

    :eek:

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    [QUOTE=32green;4497047]Didnt you live near Loonion Turnpike?

    :eek:

    -[/QUOTE]

    Didn't you live near Frisk Avenue? Or maybe Boreum. :dunno:

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    Van Dam it

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    Did it come out all right in the end?

    Too soon?

    What kind of Soda are we walking here?

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    [QUOTE=EM31;4497802]Did it come out all right in the end?

    Too soon?

    What kind of Soda are we walking here?[/QUOTE]

    I'm guessing Tab.

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    [QUOTE=brady's a catcher;4497820]I'm guessing Tab.[/QUOTE]


    I'd wager it was Cap'n Crunch

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    [QUOTE=Jungle Shift Jet;4497837]I'd wager it was Cap'n Crunch[/QUOTE]

    Sometimes I think you're brilliantly funny and sometimes I have no freakin' idea what you're talking about. I'm gonna call you Coin Flip. :yes:

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    [QUOTE=brady's a catcher;4497870]Sometimes I think you're brilliantly funny and sometimes I have no freakin' idea what you're talking about. I'm gonna call you Coin Flip. :yes:[/QUOTE]

    Point out the ones you don't unnerstand and I'll explain.
    Or ignore 'em and count them as outliers from the easily digestible mirth and mayhem.

    Don't PM me because, you know, they're not really ....

    (Too hasty. I shoulda said Cap'n Crunch [U]Instant Breakfast Drink[/U]
    to be clearer.

    You know, Cap'n, incorporates the word cap, evokes the possibility of
    swallowing the bottle cap by mistake by chugging it, the kind
    of man-child who'd drink such a thing (I would) etc.)
    Last edited by Jungle Shift Jet; 06-21-2012 at 09:33 PM.

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