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    Shark notes

    Jets need to:

    1. Protect Sanchez at all costs.
    2. Resign Keller
    3. Trade or sign more offensive lineman
    4. Have Tony Soprano our OL coach grab Holmes by the face mask and yell at
    him to get w/the program and stop being selfish. We need him badly!
    5. Let Tebow do his thing
    6. Bring back Braylon Edwards
    7. Sack the damn QB...we need sacks..double digits sacks by players like the
    Gmen

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    [QUOTE=Shark99;4495361]Jets need to:

    1. Protect Sanchez at all costs.
    2. Resign Keller
    3. Trade or sign more offensive lineman
    4. Have Tony Soprano our OL coach grab Holmes by the face mask and yell at
    him to get w/the program and stop being selfish. We need him badly!
    5. Let Tebow do his thing
    6. Bring back Braylon Edwards
    7. Sack the damn QB...we need sacks..double digits sacks by players like the
    Gmen[/QUOTE]

    1. Duh
    2. Not gonna happen this year
    3. Possibly, as training camp approaches. Though I think the Jets like what they already have
    4. Our OL coach is Tony Soprano? Did not know that
    5. As long as he's not under center
    6. Not gonna happen
    7. Duh

    Great thread.
    Last edited by 10PennyToColes87; 06-19-2012 at 01:57 PM.

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    Another gem from Shark....

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    [QUOTE=Shark99;4495361]Jets need to:

    1. Protect Sanchez at all costs.

    3. Trade or sign another RT
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    ... agreed :yes: ...






    l_j_r

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    I sent Sporano... I mean our O line coach, an email telling him to grab Santonio by the facemask and tell him to stop being selfish. I also told him to grab Hunter by the facemask and tell him to block better, and to protect Sanchez, and tell Tebow to do his thing. If only he reads his emails we're gonna have a hell of a year.

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    1. Fvcking Hunter
    2. I hope so
    3. Revert back to 1
    4. I'm sure that's inevitable
    5. Not really esp with him throwing INT left and right at Camp.
    6. Sorry not happening
    7. Coples baby !
    Last edited by Gata; 06-19-2012 at 04:31 PM.

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    [QUOTE=Shark99;4495361]Jets need to:

    1. Protect Sanchez at all costs.
    2. Resign Keller
    3. Trade or sign more offensive lineman
    4. Have Tony Soprano our OL coach grab Holmes by the face mask and yell at
    him to get w/the program and stop being selfish. We need him badly!
    5. Let Tebow do his thing
    6. Bring back Braylon Edwards
    7. Sack the damn QB...we need sacks..double digits sacks by players like the
    Gmen[/QUOTE]

    they recently signed 2 O linemen.

    Edwards aint coming back unless there is an injury

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    [QUOTE=Gata;4495439]1. Fvcking Turner
    3. Revert back to 1
    [/QUOTE]

    :huh:

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    [QUOTE=10PennyToColes87;4495529]:huh:[/QUOTE]

    I was filing some papers while replying to this I wrote the wrong last name lol
    My bad !

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    the shark has now been transferred to section three -- the Te-bonehead section of my ignore list

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    This message is hidden because [B]sg3[/B] is on your [COLOR=#1d3923]ignore list[/COLOR].

    Life is beautiful.

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    [QUOTE=Shark99;4495361][B]Shark notes[/B][/QUOTE]
    Is this going to be a regular segment of the Landing Strip.

    Oh I hope so.

    :erm:

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    [QUOTE=sg3;4495541]the shark has now been transferred to section three -- the Te-bonehead section of my ignore list[/QUOTE]

    When will you have the awesome JI sg3 Ignore List google spreadsheet posted? Must be taking awhile to complete it, but we're all waiting.

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    [QUOTE=GuidoYaztremski;4495581]When will you have the awesome JI sg3 Ignore List google spreadsheet posted? Must be taking awhile to complete it, but we're all waiting.[/QUOTE]

    LOL.

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    1. sign Shark
    2. sign the India people
    3. hire 90210 as OC
    4. keep Jets practising in black jerseys with white detailing
    5. most EXPLOSIVE offence in creation
    6. hire Semen-i
    7. hire Manish
    8. dump this foolish thread

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    More Shark Notes:

    1 There are more than 350 different kinds of sharks.

    2 You are 1,000 times more likely to drown in the sea than you are to be bitten by a shark.

    3 Sharks are more related to fishes like the stingray than they do with the barracuda.

    4 Most sharks as we know them today developed about 64 million years ago during the age of the dinosaurs.

    5 A shark can hear a fish in the water from more than a mile away.

    6 Sharks can smell one drop of blood in a million drops of water.

    7 Scientists can determine the age of a shark by counting the rings that form on its vertebra, much as you can count the rings on a tree to tell its age.

    8 Sharks’ wounds heal quickly and they rarely get tumors.

    9 The Dermal denticles that covers Shark skin is so tough and hard that before the invention of sandpaper, shark skin was used to polish wood.

    10 Shark teeth have been used as weapons and tools for many centuries.

    11 On some islands, villagers believed that sharks were spirits of their ancestors.

    12 Eating Shark flesh is forbidden in both the Solomon and Fiji islands.

    13 About 100 people in the world are bitten by sharks each year. Of these, five to ten die.

    14 The chance of being killed by a shark is one in 300 million. The chance of being killed by airplane parts falling from the sky is one in 10 million.

    15 Threads started by Shark99 should be dumped immediately.

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    Modz --


    please merge with "Another reason why it sucks to be a dolphin" thread and move to the Politks forum.



    thank you :cool:

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    [QUOTE=Yankeejet22;4495657]More Shark Notes:

    1 There are more than 350 different kinds of sharks.

    2 You are 1,000 times more likely to drown in the sea than you are to be bitten by a shark.

    3 Sharks are more related to fishes like the stingray than they do with the barracuda.

    4 Most sharks as we know them today developed about 64 million years ago during the age of the dinosaurs.

    5 A shark can hear a fish in the water from more than a mile away.

    6 Sharks can smell one drop of blood in a million drops of water.

    7 Scientists can determine the age of a shark by counting the rings that form on its vertebra, much as you can count the rings on a tree to tell its age.

    8 Sharks’ wounds heal quickly and they rarely get tumors.

    9 The Dermal denticles that covers Shark skin is so tough and hard that before the invention of sandpaper, shark skin was used to polish wood.

    10 Shark teeth have been used as weapons and tools for many centuries.

    11 On some islands, villagers believed that sharks were spirits of their ancestors.

    12 Eating Shark flesh is forbidden in both the Solomon and Fiji islands.

    13 About 100 people in the world are bitten by sharks each year. Of these, five to ten die.

    14 The chance of being killed by a shark is one in 300 million. The chance of being killed by airplane parts falling from the sky is one in 10 million.

    15 Threads started by Shark99 should be dumped immediately.[/QUOTE]

    :clapper:

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    [QUOTE=NY's stepchild;4495436]I sent Sporano... I mean our O line coach, an email telling him to grab Santonio by the facemask and tell him to stop being selfish. I also told him to grab Hunter by the facemask and tell him to block better, and to protect Sanchez, and tell Tebow to do his thing. If only he reads his emails we're gonna have a hell of a year.[/QUOTE]

    Hilarious!

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    [QUOTE=Shark99;4496878]Hilarious![/QUOTE]

    Did you really just bump this thread back up yourself?

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